Now just text saying..........

Can I get my hole?

CREEP!

Hahaha, I will say that in future  xx

Woke up this morning to a whole bunch of phone calls and texts from a guy at 3am then onto AW where he'd emailed me too saying..........

I have been trying to phone you for an appointment but you must be busy. Can I see you

BUSY??? I was fucking sleeping like everyone else 

There is a tab on  my profile with my working hours on it and at the very top of my profile it says in BOLD that I do not meet anyone who doesn't read my profile.

If he'd gone to all the trouble of texts, phone calls, emails then you'd think it may have occurred to him that I wasn't a 24/7 ROBOT.

I don't see ignorant people during the day so I certainly aren't gonna be servicing them during the nite no doubt DRUNK!!

And they would be the first to leave you a bad review saying you looked like shit as if you'd rolled out of bed lol, don't they realise that you don't roll out of bed looking the way you do in your profile pics? All the hair and make-up? Its delusional, inconsiderate and unrealistic.

Sorry but ignorance like that really rattles my cage 

Woke up this morning to a whole bunch of phone calls and texts from a guy at 3am then onto AW where he'd emailed me too saying..........

I have been trying to phone you for an appointment but you must be busy. Can I see you

BUSY??? I was fucking sleeping like everyone else 

There is a tab on  my profile with my working hours on it and at the very top of my profile it says in BOLD that I do not meet anyone who doesn't read my profile.

If he'd gone to all the trouble of texts, phone calls, emails then you'd think it may have occurred to him that I wasn't a 24/7 ROBOT.

I don't see ignorant people during the day so I certainly aren't gonna be servicing them during the nite no doubt DRUNK!!

And they would be the first to leave you a bad review saying you looked like shit as if you'd rolled out of bed lol, don't they realise that you don't roll out of bed looking the way you do in your profile pics? All the hair and make-up? Its delusional, inconsiderate and unrealistic.

Sorry but ignorance like that really rattles my cage 

Some people only see us as a product and a thing that has no pulse no feelings and no need for sleeping and eating is available at all hours and will always be at their best.

Next time ask for an address and send them a fucking blow up doll

Gets my gripe too. Thank goodness the great and amazing clients who make it worth going through the idiots!

Several calls from a timewaster then this one!! A new client,
You ready?
Me:I beg your pardon
Him: you ready for me now, me want see you.

Ah ok you must book  I am busy today, him, you sure I can come see you now.

silly man: Hi I really want to see you today.

me: Ok, just to make you aware I am outcalls only today

silly man: Nah I need to see you where do you live?

me: sorry I'm not sure you understand I am only doing outcalls today but I am doing incalls on Friday

silly man: are you sure I am discreet

me: I have told you I cannot accomodate you today

silly man: look I pay the money, that makes me boss so I will be coming round.

me: sorry I don't take direction to well. buh bye! 

Email convo earlier - only just stopped laughing!

HIM: wot can I have for ?10

ME: you can have me laughing as I delete your email


Best laugh in ages.

Hahaha good response

I had a similar email only it was for ?30 - I am not sure if they think this is a "buy now or best offer"

I have just had some one say that he dealt in shoes and I can pick some in return for payment. 

I know I probably should have been offended but my warped sense of humour led me to burst out laughing.

I can't knock the hustle