I got a bit tired of guys asking for discounts so i have a few generic replies which i use and never hear from them again. So if they ask "can you do this and this for ?20?" i usually say:
(with a creepy voice)I can't, the stars aren't in position.
It's against my code of conduct as a voodoo priestess to lower my rates.
I can't, not since the accident...
I can't, i need the money to add a new wing in the Louvre dedicated to my vagina.
If i lower my rates for you, i will have to sacrifice a goat in Satan's name to balance everything out.
My fortune-teller advised me against it.
Call me crazy, but they do work