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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #4710 on: 04 November 2013, 12:51:52 am »
that's cool, gut feelings rule  :)
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Pink~Princess

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #4711 on: 05 November 2013, 08:49:27 am »
Got a guy asking me what he can get for ?30 so I said you can fuck yourself for ?30 so he said remember your just a whore. I said no shit, goodbye.

Second time in a month that's happened. 2 different numbers though so I don't know if its the same guy or not!

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #4712 on: 05 November 2013, 01:16:44 pm »
Just got a text from the other guy from a couple of weeks ago asking what he can get for ?30 saying.........

Can a shag you  ::)

Lol no thanks ya little creep!
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #4713 on: 05 November 2013, 02:06:17 pm »
I got a bit tired of guys asking for discounts so i have a few generic replies which i use and never hear from them again. So if they ask "can you do this and this for ?20?" i usually say:

(with a creepy voice)I can't, the stars aren't in position.
It's against my code of conduct as a voodoo priestess to lower my rates.
I can't, not since the accident...
I can't, i need the money to add a new wing in the Louvre dedicated to my vagina.
If i lower my rates for you, i will have to sacrifice a goat in Satan's name to balance everything out.
My fortune-teller advised me against it.

Call me crazy, but they do work :D
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #4714 on: 05 November 2013, 06:55:10 pm »
Email from random website

Hi, please dont get angry I know this is not the place to meet someone special. Worse place in fact. I am 38 I'm looking for love. I know how stupid but thought tried the dating sites, tried life, why not try a beautiful woman she can say no thats all. Thanks for reading. gavin.

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Pink~Princess

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #4715 on: 05 November 2013, 08:12:38 pm »
Well at least he already knows his "looking for love" on a paid sex website is rather stupid, however if that's the email he sent you then at least he's not rude about it which is always a plus. Its the rude, crude, extremely weird ones I cant stand.

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #4716 on: 05 November 2013, 08:40:58 pm »
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« Last Edit: 15 December 2013, 09:45:28 pm by TheH »
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If it seems too good to be true....it probably is.

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #4717 on: 05 November 2013, 08:57:03 pm »
Ok, had someone ring me about a week ago...

him:-hello miss (or so i thought, sounded like something else but i put that aside) do you see black guys and oral?
me:- yes i do
him:- ah good bitch, good bitch, do you do outcalls?
me:- erm excuse me did you just say what I think you just said?
him:- wha? you just have a problem with black guys innit
me:-no i just don't like being talked to like that
him:- whatever, you just don't like black guys
me:-no i don't have a problem with...

click.

Why oh why was it it not me who clicked.

He was literally addressing me as bitch the whole time I would not have expected it so i almost sub-consciously dismissed it and the line was a bit muffled :\

Sorry but i do not expect to be talked to like that maybe in a role-play discussed beforehand but not right of the bloody cuff!!

What a totally rude TW!

Not sure if other ladies had the same kind of call... >.<
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #4718 on: 06 November 2013, 01:51:20 am »
Quote from: curvy_girl on 05 November 2013, 08:57:03 pm
Ok, had someone ring me about a week ago...

him:-hello miss (or so i thought, sounded like something else but i put that aside) do you see black guys and oral?
me:- yes i do
him:- ah good bitch, good bitch, do you do outcalls?
me:- erm excuse me did you just say what I think you just said?
him:- wha? you just have a problem with black guys innit
me:-no i just don't like being talked to like that
him:- whatever, you just don't like black guys
me:-no i don't have a problem with...

click.

Why oh why was it it not me who clicked.

He was literally addressing me as bitch the whole time I would not have expected it so i almost sub-consciously dismissed it and the line was a bit muffled :\

Sorry but i do not expect to be talked to like that maybe in a role-play discussed beforehand but not right of the bloody cuff!!

What a totally rude TW!

Not sure if other ladies had the same kind of call... >.<

Reminds me of Ali G, "Is it because I is Black?"
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Pink~Princess

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #4719 on: 06 November 2013, 10:55:39 am »
Hahahaha, what does innit even mean? I hate that. I wouldn't have entertained that call AT ALL and nothing because of the colour of his skin but because of his attitude form the start x
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #4720 on: 06 November 2013, 11:32:48 am »
Yea I know lol. What a plonker!
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #4721 on: 06 November 2013, 01:02:51 pm »
Quote from: Pink~Princess on 06 November 2013, 10:55:39 am
Hahahaha, what does innit even mean? I hate that. I wouldn't have entertained that call AT ALL and nothing because of the colour of his skin but because of his attitude form the start x

It's a contraction of "isn't it". I use it occasionally because I'm from Saaaf London (that's South London, in case anyone's confused, lol), but I don't have an "urban ghetto" accent.
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Pink~Princess

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #4722 on: 06 November 2013, 01:13:57 pm »
Yeah I thought that's what it means but it doesn't make sense the way some use it like...............

You have a problem with black guys isn't it (innit)??!!

Lol I actually like the South London accent, it has character but the whole innit things silly.

I am from Glasgow though, we have a whole other language of our own that's pretty silly too.

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #4723 on: 06 November 2013, 03:20:03 pm »
innit is pretty prevelant in leicester too lol
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Pink~Princess

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #4724 on: 07 November 2013, 07:37:37 pm »
Just got a text saying.........

Hey Naomi it's Graeme Millar, I used to work with you. Can I book you out please?

Seriously some guys will do anything just to get a reply from an escort.

Unless he worked with me in a Beauty Salon, I doubt we worked together and nor is my name Naomi and for the record I don't know anyone called Graeme Millar.

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