Lol I didn't know he was taking anything but yeah now I think about it he probably was. There was ALOT of talking. I found it hard to answer with a full mouth haha

Just has some idiot call and ask me 'can you tell me more about yourself' No as that's on the profile and he responds with 'so can you tell me why you should be the lucky escort I choose to visit today'   Wanker! 

I know this one's been done before, but just got the "I run a porn site and i'm looking for someone in the adult industry to have a relationship with, as I find all other women run a mile when they find out what I do (I wonder why?!) and I just want someone who understands the industry. I have no problem with you escorting and I just would love to go on a date and see where things go" email.

I know it's childish, but I couldn't resist responding with:

Yes! I've finally got one of these copy and paste emails, i'm part of the club! Look sweetie, everyone knows what you're doing with your ridiculous round robin messages. And you can't 'really like my profile', considering you obviously haven't read it. I'm not an escort, I am an erotic masseuse (just massage and handjobs). Also, i'm in a 4 year long, serious, monogamous relationship. So I don't think i'll be taking you up on your generous offer of a relationship, but thank you for sending me this email and making a newbie feel like part of the club!

Luna

Teehee! 

Edit: I just realised the "i'm not an escort, just an erotic masseuse" line could come off a little snobby. I didn't mean it that way (i'm still essentially a sex worker) and have nothing but respect for escorts, you guys have way more balls than me! I'd be one myself if I was brave enough!

I've been browsing this thread, and reading some of the funniest ones to my boyfriend. Ones like:
"Id like two hours with you, and instead of cash payment I will give you a kitten from the new litter I have. She has some health problems but it's still really cute." Or:
"What do I get for $25"

And my bf made me laugh so hard, he said we should just respond, "I'll tell you what, I'll come over, and you give me the [kitten/$25/etc] and I'll give you a high-five, and then you can go use that hand to wack-off."

"You must deal with lots of men who are rude and difficult, so I'm no different you'll be used to it"

Eh?

Strawberry, you speaking to me? 

We all have to deal with rude and difficult people, lets face it I never come on here and rant about decent clients (none of us do) the whole forum is filled with experiences shared about BAD clients but I must say although I get used to it, sometimes I do still think WTF is this idiot thinking? Lol.

xx

I was posting a line from a particularly difficult conversation this evening which left me preferring to read pages of academia, & not eat the chocolate(things are really bad when I lose desire for food) rather than answer my telephone. I'm not aware it was pointed at you.

Just got this beaut..............

Hi there,

I?d like to make a booking with you and was curious if you offered bareback sex at all?

Regards


I don't even do OWO FFS 

He has feedback aswell for escort meets so no excuse for being such a dick.

Quite a few men will ask this to see what your reply is, in the hope that you will answer "no, never", and then book you. There are quite a lot of escorts who claim to never do BB or OWO etc, yet the feeback/field reports tell a different story.

Always best to reply with "no I don't" rather than block them, as you may be missing out on bookings with men who are double checking that you definitely don't!