Just had an email on AW at 03.04am saying...........

R u avail to come to Elgin?

I don't do outcalls, I am in Glasgow which is hours and hours away from Elgin, infact Elgin is at the very top of Scotland I think. And I don't work past 10pm at nite. My profile is so clear but seriously an outcall to fucking Elgin with a crap one liner in text speak   

Delusional wankers 

I have had the best!

Hi I am a bank manager and I would like to trade with you an hour ofyour time for my finacial advice and  ?30. I think someone has been watching too much of Deal or no Deal.

Which bank?

I thought they gave FREE advice?

Clients books sounding funny saying that if his going to be late he will let me know. My phone rings 5 minutes later for 15 mutes after booking time. Then surprisingly he phones back for another 15 minutes later so in total 30 minutes after booking time. I did say if his joking with me. Client said no traffic.  This sounds to be a time waster.

so this guy tries to book me before he calls and at first it seems fine I confirm the booking for a couple of days time,

Then 15 mins later he calls again to say he was watching one of my videos. "very nice dear but I'm busy at the moment," he goes away

15 minutes later another call. He is still watching the same video. "Good for you but I told you I am busy can you please not call me just for a chat,"

To be honest alarm bells were ringing then but I was too busy to deal with it at that moment, I told them if he had any requirement then he should text them to me. I got this:

Short sexy trashy clubbing type, no bra stocking heels lots of kissing owo deep sloppy also want to fuck u many times cum many times natural if possible can pull out - u hot fuck sexy fuck slut love u xxx

oh my, I thought, that seems a bit intense. So I tell him that I dont do bareback and if that is a service he is seeking then to look elsewhere. He texts back to say:

Ok maybe after u get used to me as u got a gorgeous hot sexy pussy xxx

  Again I dont have time to deal with this I turn off my phone for the evening with the intention to cancel the booking tomorrow as I really get a massive bad vibe ffrom him that gets worse with every contact.


I turn my phone on and waiting for me was a multi media message (I assume it was his Johnson but as I have purposefully not set up my phone to receive or send pictures I will never know...)

and a 2 texts saying:

fucking so horny babes xxx need you so badly xxx show me wat you look like dressed in that sec outfit remember no bra xxx

can I call u babes or u got a mouth filled with a hard cock xxx love u

After some inverstigation on Adult work using client connections I find his profile and its not looking good! 85 ratings 52 positive 14 neutral 7 negatives and 12 disputes but he has also hidden his feedback.

I text him saying that I cannot meet him as he has hidden his feedback and as a rule I do not meet people who do that.

I get a text saying that he was looking forward to meeting me and is still happy to do so even tho I judged him without meeting him.

This was last month. Still learning I realise now I could've put a stop to this a lot sooner but today I recieved this text message:

Fucking luv u babes and want u badly why u playing hard to get? I know when u meet me you will really like me as I am horny and naughty as u are babes. Pls let me know u sexy fucking hot thing lol. Ur biggest fan xxxx

AH this guy has just reminded me of something else I have learnt. I have a block button! 

Fucking hell HHJJ, typical case of delusion. Another wanker that thinks we're constantly soaking wet and horny for they're cocks and genuinely get off on creepiness. I'd have blocked him well before it got as far as that, I'd have blocked him after the first phone call for a chat about your movie x

"Hello, my name is ***** and I am interested in seeing you for an overnight in Nottingham in next fortnight, can I ask if you will do 1800 for 3 nights?"

I can't believe an absolute stranger thinks I'm going to go to Nottingham when I only work in Greater Manchester, to do have a week of overnights!

I tried to stay level headed and reply that I don't do overnights with new clients and I don't do Nottingham either. He then tried to assure me he was a stand up guy and could come to manchester!! Blehh!!

Just had someone phone me (its out of my very clear advertised working hours) so I pressed cancel to which he texted saying he and his friend are looking for some fun.


Isnt that nice? The better find someone who is happy to entertain the 2 of them then. I just wonder if there is any way I can be any clearer about things on my profile?

Not only is it out of my working hours but I dont see any more than 1 client at a time and I very much doubt they have read my list of services.

Typical eejit that assumes cause I am a sex worker that everything must be on the menu aswell as working 24/7 and seeing 2 men at once.

      

They really get on my tits.....where are all the decent clients at?