I have no idea why but Tuesday's are a joke in Ireland, it seems that every muppet is out for the day from whichever secure unit they belong to.

A call this morning at 10am from "Dave" a 1 hr appointment made for 12, no sign of him and no calls to say his body was floating in a puddle somewhere lol so I listened to my vm's from yesterday as I wasn't working yesterday...Low and behold a vm from him only he was "john" yesterday but same number.

hhhhhhhhhmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm maybe a lucky escape I think.... Or maybe he has a different personality for every day of the week, in which case who will he be tomorrow ....

another gobshite rings me on a private number to say a "friend" of his gave me his number when pushed for a name as I won't take a referral booking without one he muttered john.

 Oh how flipping original, however he gave me enough info to make me think this was a person I refused to see previously as he didn't show up for a booking then the next day told me his wife had followed him to the shop around the corner from my home...When this caller was told he would need to call me back off an unblocked number he got rattled and said this

what if something was to happen to you, would someone come looking for me?

I explained I myself nor any other escort would meet without doing the basic security checks and having a contact number for a client so it could be passed to the police in case something did indeed happen.  That my minder has all the numbers of ppl I meet and he said he would call me back later... again hmmmmm but this one has worried me a touch so even if he does call back I shall be busy until eternity..

Another crazy Tuesday 

This is a new low! (The text was split up into 4 separate ones, and I just copied and pasted it):

Idiot: (1/4) My god ur beautiful. . this might sound kinda odd but mutually beneficial. Would you trade a 15 minute quickie for frozen DiGiorno pizza? I'll give you t
Idiot: (2/4) wo cases. Each csdr has 12 pizzas in it. That's 24 pizzas. They sell for around $7 each that comes out to about 170. They can actually be returned to any
Idiot: (3/4) Safeway, release, Bel Air, or Walmart for either cash or store credit. I actually work for a distributor for DiGiorno and return pizzas quite often that's
Idiot: (4/4) why I can't do it to just pay you cash. But if you want to do a trade it's totally worth it. What do you think?

OHHHHHHHH Is that really real???

WTF !!!!!!

OMG I'm staring at that in absolute disbelief !

Does he really expect....oh, words fails me !!