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Pink~Princess

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #4620 on: 26 September 2013, 07:17:55 pm »
Hi Gemma,

I'm interested in an Incall, would make it longer for your advantage.

I noticed you like Horse riding, could you get a hold of a stallion for the incall?

Do you have facilities for this?

Lewis

LOL Im actually speechless :-\

WFT?? I don't know whats weirder expecting a fucking horse to be at your incall location OR wondering what exactly he wants to do with the horse? Some really weird people out there x

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #4621 on: 27 September 2013, 10:19:34 am »
Got this at 05.07am (WTF lol)

Hi I'm Rob sorry for the early text but wondered if you are working now? xx

 :FF



strawberry

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #4622 on: 27 September 2013, 02:07:08 pm »
Got this at 05.07am (WTF lol)

Hi I'm Rob sorry for the early text but wondered if you are working now? xx

 :FF

Why do people say "sorry" as they are about to, or actually doing the thing they apologise for? Why not just not do it instead?

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #4623 on: 28 September 2013, 03:12:19 am »
This is a new low! (The text was split up into 4 separate ones, and I just copied and pasted it):

Idiot: (1/4) My god ur beautiful. . this might sound kinda odd but mutually beneficial. Would you trade a 15 minute quickie for frozen DiGiorno pizza? I'll give you t
Idiot: (2/4) wo cases. Each csdr has 12 pizzas in it. That's 24 pizzas. They sell for around $7 each that comes out to about 170. They can actually be returned to any
Idiot: (3/4) Safeway, release, Bel Air, or Walmart for either cash or store credit. I actually work for a distributor for DiGiorno and return pizzas quite often that's
Idiot: (4/4) why I can't do it to just pay you cash. But if you want to do a trade it's totally worth it. What do you think?

TOTALLY worth it, don't you girls think?

Pink~Princess

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #4624 on: 28 September 2013, 03:48:51 am »
OH MY FUCKING GOD, HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA  ;D

What the hell goes through some of they're heads? Really WTF????

xx

Pink~Princess

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #4625 on: 28 September 2013, 12:24:53 pm »
Woke up to this, this morning......

Just woke up and horny as hell, fancy coming round and helping me with my problem

How could I resist an offer like that? Oh yeah I don't do outcalls. Guys been on the site for 3 years with 25 feedback although quite a few of them are girls complaining of a no show or cancellation and he has 3 aliases. I suppose there are lots of girls who would entertain a moron like this and that's up to them, but they shouldn't be emailing me with they're crappy, creepy 1 liners. Even if someone doesn't read my profile its pretty clear that I don't get turned on by that kinda shit.

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #4626 on: 01 October 2013, 03:39:40 pm »
I have no idea why but Tuesday's are a joke in Ireland, it seems that every muppet is out for the day from whichever secure unit they belong to.

A call this morning at 10am from "Dave" a 1 hr appointment made for 12, no sign of him and no calls to say his body was floating in a puddle somewhere lol so I listened to my vm's from yesterday as I wasn't working yesterday...Low and behold a vm from him only he was "john" yesterday but same number.

hhhhhhhhhmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm maybe a lucky escape I think.... Or maybe he has a different personality for every day of the week, in which case who will he be tomorrow ....

another gobshite rings me on a private number to say a "friend" of his gave me his number when pushed for a name as I won't take a referral booking without one he muttered john.

 Oh how flipping original, however he gave me enough info to make me think this was a person I refused to see previously as he didn't show up for a booking then the next day told me his wife had followed him to the shop around the corner from my home...When this caller was told he would need to call me back off an unblocked number he got rattled and said this

what if something was to happen to you, would someone come looking for me?

I explained I myself nor any other escort would meet without doing the basic security checks and having a contact number for a client so it could be passed to the police in case something did indeed happen.  That my minder has all the numbers of ppl I meet and he said he would call me back later... again hmmmmm but this one has worried me a touch so even if he does call back I shall be busy until eternity..

Another crazy Tuesday  :FF
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #4627 on: 01 October 2013, 05:17:25 pm »
Since putting my details on vivastreet I get a lot of people starting their telephone conversations in a weird way. I'm pretty straight to the point so this subtlety is wasted on me. The weirdest one was "Hi, I'm calling you about you job application." I mean what the hell! 

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #4628 on: 01 October 2013, 08:07:06 pm »
Hi Gemma,

I'm interested in an Incall, would make it longer for your advantage.

I noticed you like Horse riding, could you get a hold of a stallion for the incall?

Do you have facilities for this?

Lewis

LOL Im actually speechless :-\

The clients name was not Mr Ed by any chance? :-)

ParisB

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #4629 on: 01 October 2013, 11:30:07 pm »
I have no idea why but Tuesday's are a joke in Ireland, it seems that every muppet is out for the day from whichever secure unit they belong to.

A call this morning at 10am from "Dave" a 1 hr appointment made for 12, no sign of him and no calls to say his body was floating in a puddle somewhere lol so I listened to my vm's from yesterday as I wasn't working yesterday...Low and behold a vm from him only he was "john" yesterday but same number.

hhhhhhhhhmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm maybe a lucky escape I think.... Or maybe he has a different personality for every day of the week, in which case who will he be tomorrow ....

another gobshite rings me on a private number to say a "friend" of his gave me his number when pushed for a name as I won't take a referral booking without one he muttered john.

 Oh how flipping original, however he gave me enough info to make me think this was a person I refused to see previously as he didn't show up for a booking then the next day told me his wife had followed him to the shop around the corner from my home...When this caller was told he would need to call me back off an unblocked number he got rattled and said this

what if something was to happen to you, would someone come looking for me?

I explained I myself nor any other escort would meet without doing the basic security checks and having a contact number for a client so it could be passed to the police in case something did indeed happen.  That my minder has all the numbers of ppl I meet and he said he would call me back later... again hmmmmm but this one has worried me a touch so even if he does call back I shall be busy until eternity..

Another crazy Tuesday  :FF


I have noted that the Irish men in general have a few national pastimes  they are the following in no particular order
1, Guinness drinkers
2, going to church,
3, But top of the list with whistles and bells is .... ringing prossies making appointments and not turning up. Its a fucking national pastime of epic proportions.

(disclaimer) Have worked in Ireland for many years and my Irish phone is the literary version of  Tourette's Syndrom,  so I'm  not being racist or anything toward the Irish and I love going there but just going on my experience of working in Ireland  over the past 5 years

I blame It On The Porn
« Last Edit: 01 October 2013, 11:32:32 pm by ParisB »

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #4630 on: 02 October 2013, 02:55:28 pm »
Argh I've had a couple of really frustrating/creepy ones this week - one guy booked in the morning for an in-call 90 mins later, I jumped in the shower and got out to find he'd sent a load of emails about "I'm so nervous now, what if i can't get an erection??".  I felt a bit bad for him & let him re-book for later in the day...of course he cancelled that as well, 30 min before. And with far too much detail about his erectile dysfunction :-/  He had the nerve to say "maybe tomorrow"...when I informed him that no, I would not be responding to him tomorrow, I got this lovely message:
 "Well if you showed me a pic of your pussy it might tempt me". Eewww. Then a creepy guy wanting me to come to his shop & give him a BJ. The one that made me want to throw my laptop out the window was the "So what do I get for an hour? x" just now. That info is on my feckin profile, 2nd time I'd had to direct him to it. Reckon he's after free sex chat or just stupid? 

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #4631 on: 02 October 2013, 05:21:15 pm »
This is a new low! (The text was split up into 4 separate ones, and I just copied and pasted it):

Idiot: (1/4) My god ur beautiful. . this might sound kinda odd but mutually beneficial. Would you trade a 15 minute quickie for frozen DiGiorno pizza? I'll give you t
Idiot: (2/4) wo cases. Each csdr has 12 pizzas in it. That's 24 pizzas. They sell for around $7 each that comes out to about 170. They can actually be returned to any
Idiot: (3/4) Safeway, release, Bel Air, or Walmart for either cash or store credit. I actually work for a distributor for DiGiorno and return pizzas quite often that's
Idiot: (4/4) why I can't do it to just pay you cash. But if you want to do a trade it's totally worth it. What do you think?

OHHHHHHHH Is that really real??????

WTF !!!!!!

OMG I'm staring at that in absolute disbelief !

Does he really expect....oh, words fails me !!
« Last Edit: 02 October 2013, 05:22:59 pm by Emily b »
Emily b

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #4632 on: 02 October 2013, 07:01:43 pm »
I got this beaut last Sunday

"Hi"
"Good Evening, can I help?"
"Are you still open?"

What?! Does he mean my legs?!

Speechless.
Least I'm not working at McDonalds <3

strawberry

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #4633 on: 02 October 2013, 10:17:49 pm »
By text

Him: Can I have a full frontal pic

Me: My photos are on my website

Him: No internet

Me: If you'd like to know more happy to do so by telephone call

Him: Aw I'm a board lad in bed having a wank can send you a pic in exchange

 ::)


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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #4634 on: 03 October 2013, 01:03:58 am »
u get a iphone 4 unlocked with paperwork not money... dogging,alvls,doggy,cim or carmeet if u have one.

Charming eh? An iPhone 4 when I already have the iPhone 5s and a carmeet if I have a car?? lol WFT.

So this guys doesn't have cash and doesn't have a car but whats a carmeet with an escort  ::)

Haha this gave me a late night giggle! Thanks PP!