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KinkyVixen

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #4605 on: 17 September 2013, 02:00:07 am »
Quote from: xxAmyxx on 13 September 2013, 12:18:57 pm
Just been looking at the good old reverse bids n found this cracker!!!!

Hi am staying at a lovely hotel up in London and am looking for a fun sexy girl to play with! Not done this sort of thing much but have a little special request I'm hoping one of you sexy ladies wants to help me with, am looking for a lady that would be happy for me to cum all over her pussy and play with herself using my cum!! NOT looking for bareback sex

Andy xxx

Hmmm not looking for bb but exactly the same principle isn't it!! Made me chuckle.. Sometimes if im feeling low I have a little look n cheer myself up with silly requests hehe!!

X

The ignoranace of how STDs can be transmitted , by some of these punters , is astounding !
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Pink~Princess

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #4606 on: 17 September 2013, 09:50:09 am »
He probably does know how STD's are transmitted hence him not wanting bareback sex for himself. He doesn't give a fuck about the escort using his cum to play with herself x
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #4607 on: 21 September 2013, 12:25:05 am »
   
Hi Eliza,

Chancer Charles:
If you watch me masturbate on my webcam for just 2 minutes i will book you for an overnight booking, please add my skype name to your skype account, *******, thank you xx
   
Me: No thanks I don't have skype.

Chancer:Skype is easy to download Eliza

Charles xx

Me: Nah its oK thanks anyway

Chancer: Ok Eliza, thank you for letting me know however i would have paid you ?100 on top of your normal overnight fee just for watching me

Charles xx

Me: Really? wow!

Chancer: Yes really Eliza hun xx

Chancer: Will you please reconsider Eliza and watch me hun xx

Chancer: I guess you are not interested then Eliza, i am willing to pay an extra ?200 on top of your normal rates for an overnight if you watch me on cam xx

Me:    
Golly ?200, How could I refuse. I mean it just sounds so plausible and definitely not like someone trying to trick me into giving them a free cam show. How many people actually go ahead with this because quite a few of my friends have received the same email from you. I'm offended I thought I was special! HAHA

Good luck getting your free show

Eliza

xx

Chancer: You are special Eliza thats why i came to you, i genuinely want to meet you hun xx


I got bored after that. I just feeling a bit naughty haha!







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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #4608 on: 21 September 2013, 07:05:35 pm »
I don't usually post much on here because I don't like to poke fun at nervous, awkward enquiries, when people might not know the etiquette of contacting a prossie (yes a lot of guys get het up in their own excitement & nervousness over the fact they can book a woman to have sex with with, and normally outwardly quite organised men just go completely to pot!).

So first thing this morning I receive

Ok :)

the few hours later

To day ?

Finally 90 minutes later

Hmm? :)

I finally responded with "I haven't a clue what you are wanting but they are not the way to get my attention"

Reply to this is

? :)

Also had a "nite bby" last night from a completely random number.

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happyhappyjoyjoy

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #4609 on: 21 September 2013, 07:28:26 pm »
I get weird one's like that. The most recent one I got was one saying "oh my" lol
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Pink~Princess

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #4610 on: 22 September 2013, 01:37:22 pm »
Quote from: Strawberry on 21 September 2013, 07:05:35 pm
I don't usually post much on here because I don't like to poke fun at nervous, awkward enquiries, when people might not know the etiquette of contacting a prossie (yes a lot of guys get het up in their own excitement & nervousness over the fact they can book a woman to have sex with with, and normally outwardly quite organised men just go completely to pot!).

So first thing this morning I receive

Ok :)

the few hours later

To day ?

Finally 90 minutes later

Hmm? :)

I finally responded with "I haven't a clue what you are wanting but they are not the way to get my attention"

Reply to this is

? :)

Also had a "nite bby" last night from a completely random number.

I don't really think this thread was made or is filled with the shy guys dodgy etiquette lol, I can tell a shy guy from a chancing idiot and most of the posts on here are complete idiots, the majority of them are so silly its embarrassing.
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #4611 on: 23 September 2013, 08:57:01 pm »



What im afta is quite simple really - i wanna get fukked a few times and ye blow me load at least twice.

You must be a smoker - cos im gonna want ye smokin while ye fukkin me.


If ye havent got a pic on ye profile, ye need te message me with ye email addy and ill email ye with my email address and ye can send me some pics.


Can anyone translate?!
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #4612 on: 23 September 2013, 09:05:32 pm »
Ha ha obviously Scottish.

Heres the translation.

What I am after is quite simple really, I want to get fucked a few time and  blow my load (come) at least twice.

You must be a smoker, because I am going to want you smoking while your fucking me.

If you havent got a picture on your profile, you  need to message me with your email address and I will email you with my email address and you can send me some pictures.
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Pink~Princess

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #4613 on: 23 September 2013, 09:23:04 pm »
Defo Scottish. I am Scottish (Glaswegian to be exact lol) and it really gets on my tits when I have to spend 4 times the amount of usual time it takes me to read a stupid email, trying to figure out what these BAWBAGS are saying  ::)

xx

Translation BAWBAG = BALL BAG  ;D

xx
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #4614 on: 23 September 2013, 09:59:31 pm »
Quote from: Pink~Princess on 23 September 2013, 09:23:04 pm
Defo Scottish. I am Scottish (Glaswegian to be exact lol) and it really gets on my tits when I have to spend 4 times the amount of usual time it takes me to read a stupid email, trying to figure out what these BAWBAGS are saying  ::)

xx

Translation BAWBAG = BALL BAG  ;D

xx

Yes I am in Ayrshire and I hate it too, I mean just because someones in that area doesn't mean they were born and bred there and speak the local lingo.

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Pink~Princess

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #4615 on: 23 September 2013, 11:28:07 pm »
Well I am born and bread Glasgow and I definitely don't speak the lingo, in fact anyone who phones me with a broad Glasgow accent, neddy/chavy I don't see them lol x
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Pink~Princess

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #4616 on: 25 September 2013, 05:21:36 pm »
u get a iphone 4 unlocked with paperwork not money... dogging,alvls,doggy,cim or carmeet if u have one.

Charming eh? An iPhone 4 when I already have the iPhone 5s and a carmeet if I have a car?? lol WFT.

So this guys doesn't have cash and doesn't have a car but whats a carmeet with an escort  ::)
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #4617 on: 26 September 2013, 01:32:40 pm »
 He He

 I've had the phone for a punt offer too .....pointed him at cash converters

& the cheeky sod replied he thought they were a rip off LOL
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #4618 on: 26 September 2013, 02:57:11 pm »
cheap skate: Hi what are your rates

Me: my rates are blah blah blah

Cheap skate: wow you are way more expensive then the other girls!!!

Me: well I've never heard complaints about my prices perhaps you should book those cheaper girls if I am out of your budget.

Cheap skate: ok can you direct me to someone cheaper I am skint.

Me: do I look like a directory? If your skint then I would watch free porn. Bye.
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #4619 on: 26 September 2013, 06:25:40 pm »
Hi Gemma,

I'm interested in an Incall, would make it longer for your advantage.

I noticed you like Horse riding, could you get a hold of a stallion for the incall?

Do you have facilities for this?

Lewis

LOL Im actually speechless :-\
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