These made chuckle...
1. Hello,how r u? I would to tell u so u have beautist body ever i see;) i know it is impossible now to meet u,with some reason,but i hope u r not angry so i txt u? I would like just to find some friends;))
definitely NOT the place to make friends!
2. hi and thanks for your reply. I am working on Friday but maybe next week is ok. Are you free at all over the weekend - I was wondering if you would like to just met up for a drink and chat and maybe something to eat? do you have yahoo and you could see my pic? kisses xxx
this guy was actually looking for a girlfriend...
3. do you do any special offers for people with a tight budget?
4. Hi, I love to see sexy girls popping balloons, will you do that for me? its a big turn on.
Also would you let me take a few pics of you fully clothed popping balloons, without you face if you want
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