This is what I sent back. I had nothing better to do this morning! It s not that nice actually. It started of nice, then I got grumpy! I need more coffee :-)

Honestly, this sounds like a load of bull crap. It sounds like a story you wrote in your fantastical little mind.
If indeed this is a true story and you want to get "educated" then follow these rules.

1. Try not to fuck a road side girl. period. They tend to offer bareback which is what you seemed to have gone for. GO TO A GUM clinic ASAP

2. Read an escort's profile first. I don't see people without any feedback. Why would I? Don't think we are idiots and can't see through your bullshit.

3. See a sex therapist. even a teenage boy on his first time knows how to use it. You're obvs a bit fucked up and need help.

4. Don't bother me again.

Looks like your thread Ami has been merged with this one.

You were nicer to him than I was. I told him he was from another planet and delusional if he thought he was going to get a positive response from me and I told him that his pictures put me off my breakfast x

The random booking requests used to drive me insane so now I close my diary which means nobody can place a booking without my permission.

I hope you feel better real soon.

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aw thanks hun =) so do i, lol. oooo thats good advise, theank you, im going to go do that  xox

Yes, I had it yesterday too and I think that's the third or fourth time - it's been posted in this thread before (along with the tights bloke and the one who wants you to go and live with him and the rest of the usual suspects). I suppose he must be excited to have got a new profile, although not as excited as the fact that somebody actually replied to him.

9 times out of 10 I ignore and block these eejits but sometimes they are just that BAD they deserve to be told how weird and fucked up they are.

Seriously he has 3 pics. 1st one is of a wee fat man who's dick is so small its just foreskin you can see, second pic is the cup of his hand with a dribble of green looking spunk (either he's diseased OR its something he coughed up) and his 3rd pic is him with an erection and it looks about and inch and a half.

So a mixture of his stupid email and his gross photos (it really did put me off my breakfast) I just had to tell him how delusional he was if he is ever expecting a decent response, saying that Ami sent him a decent response lol.

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ummm, stupid question, lol, but how do you close your diary???xox

Go to my details, down to availability and click on bookings availability. It will bring up a big page of all the time slots. I just click on the first one which is Sunday at 00:00 hrs and change it to "unavailable" it should automatically make all of your slots unavailable.

Then  when giving someone permission to place a booking you just go through all that again and open your diary by clicking "available" and it should turn all your slots to available.

If you need any more help with this one PM me incase the mods get annoyed at going off "subject" of this thread.

  

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Exactly Pink Princess! It was just a bit of fun replying, I don't think any of us take these things seriously.  So need to feel silly for replying, sometimes it's a way for us to vent as well :-)

I actually had not looked at the photos. Thank god cos I was eating my cereal at the time!! Bleurk!

Here's a doozie
Hi. Slightly different request for you.. I need regular sex lessons as I'm out of touch & need some experienced help please (seriously). I paid ?20 for my driving lessons & had about 25 before I passed! Lol. I'm not filthy rich & have many financial commitments that I can not justify regularly paying around ?100 an hour but I would like to come to some agreement with a lady who is happy to teach a 33 year old healthy man his way.

erm... is he proposing that he pays ?20 an hour? Ha.


I have to admit that this made me giggle.

aye. I reckon you're right.

Are you open? SO RUDE!!

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