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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #4470 on: 13 August 2013, 08:26:48 pm »
?Little head? thinking makes for big dick head behaviour!

I think they are almost all prone to it.

I've come to the conclusion it can't be all that great being male. Maybe we just get to meet a minority, but their little head rules their lives so much, and they behave and talk so stupidly at times.

Got to be thankful for it in some ways I suppose, but I've had so many examples in the past couple of days. Too silly to repeat.


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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #4471 on: 13 August 2013, 10:56:57 pm »
?Little head? thinking makes for big dick head behaviour!
What are the biggest examples you can think of?

I just had a text confirming a booking, followed by ?Can you answer the door naked??
My reply ?That is not worth losing my premises and livelihood over!?
Him ?Oh, sorry, I didn?t think.?

Have you got any examples of this type of (lack of) thought?

All the time, most guys in this business have constant lack of thought. Something simple like ignoring your entire profile and sending you a text for a booking, despite clear instructions. Not thinking that absolutely anyone can send a text message, that really you need to speak to the complete stranger your about to invite into your home to engage in those sort of services.

There is a guy in the Glasgow area who wants you to turn up at his hotel dressed like a slut (pvc with thigh high boot's, short skirt, boobs out, the lot) he wants to go out for a few drinks with your dressed like that and has made very clear he is not interested in anyone turning up at his hotel dressed normal then changing once they get to his room. He has plenty feedback so is genuine. I wont go into the services he requires but I'm sure you can imagine. So this guy has put no thought into the poor girl's reputation around town/being refused entry of the hotel/stared at in the street etc etc etc.

Guys assuming we all work 24/7 then start harassing you with calls and texts at 3.30am steaming drunk. I know some girls do work round the clock but for them to assume we all do really gets on my nerves.

I don't offer OWO so I get a lot of guys phoning me and turning up expecting it cause apparently "all escorts do it" so they have put no thought what so ever into the awkward/sometimes intimidating situation they are putting me in.

Guys asking me to send them face pictures to they're email address or to text them, not thinking that I would think hell no those pictures could end up anywhere I don't even know you.

I had one aggressive guy in Liverpool phone me and demand face pictures, when I said please respect my privacy, if my 150+ glowing feedback (at that time) isn't enough for you then I suggest you choose a girl who does show her face. His response was "how dare you expect us to pay you without seeing what were buying,  would you buy a pair of shoes without seeing them first" I said what a stupid thing to say as its hardly the same thing. A pair of shoes life isn't going to be ruined if it gets exposed as a prostitute. So he clearly didn't think it through either cause he was too arrogant and aggressively natured.

They are just thoughtless through and through, I'd be here all nite typing up different examples.

 :FF  :FF

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #4472 on: 14 August 2013, 03:00:28 am »
I don't offer OWO so I get a lot of guys phoning me and turning up expecting it cause apparently "all escorts do it" so they have put no thought what so ever into the awkward/sometimes intimidating situation they are putting me in.

I took a last minute booking yesterday, guy got to my hotel room and asked me what do's and don'ts were, I said didn't you read my profile? He muttered something about it crashing on his phone when he tried. I said no fingering or owo. He started at me for about 2 minutes - '..you don't do oral without?!' It's stated multiple times on my profile that he couldn't be bothered reading :( After some internal conflict he goes 'but it's one of my real big things...yenno it's a big thing for me', pushed me over the edge, why would I change my policies for this rude unpleasant little man! I snapped maybe you should go somewhere else then and actually read their profile or confirm over the phone if it's such a 'big thing' for you. Couldn't resist saying fucking twat as he walked out. /rant over hahaha
« Last Edit: 14 August 2013, 03:02:03 am by Emilia »

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #4473 on: 14 August 2013, 11:14:06 am »
I'm glad you understand where I'm coming from with this one. So many people think OWO is standard when its NOT so they turn up expecting it, I hate confrontation and conflict, its intimidating especially when your on your own in an apartment. Then there are the ones who ask you for OWO when your reaching for the condom to give them oral, when having to stop to tell them I don't do OWO and don't advertise it either aswell as having several rants about my reasons for not doing it on my profile, it makes it extremely awkward as you know that no matter what you do they are gonna be disappointed with you since they aren't getting what they expected. It ruins the atmosphere and for me its just a case of going through the motions and getting them out the door as quickly as possible, I just get it into my head "whats the point in making an effort for this idiot when he didn't even read my profile, nothing I do now is gonna make it any better for him" It is a horrible situation to be in. A lot of people think I am very strict about reading my profile but that's only cause I want to avoid these situations like the plague x

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #4474 on: 14 August 2013, 01:25:16 pm »
Got a text from a guy this morning at 5.45 saying "Are you available right now"

How delusional are these people? Yeah I am just sitting awake, ready and in my underwear 24/7 just waiting for your text!

Thing is guys expect to see the girl that's in the pictures on my profile, do they think I wake up looking like that?

I've also made it clear DO NOT TEXT ME and my working hours are the first thing written on my profile.

Why do I let these people really annoy me? I need to chill lol.

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #4475 on: 14 August 2013, 04:13:01 pm »
Got a text from a guy this morning at 5.45 saying "Are you available right now"

How delusional are these people? Yeah I am just sitting awake, ready and in my underwear 24/7 just waiting for your text!

Thing is guys expect to see the girl that's in the pictures on my profile, do they think I wake up looking like that?

I've also made it clear DO NOT TEXT ME and my working hours are the first thing written on my profile.

Why do I let these people really annoy me? I need to chill lol.

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I just can't agree more with everything you have said. This is exactly what I think and feel winding myself up by it!

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #4476 on: 14 August 2013, 06:26:11 pm »

8pm last night - "are you workign tonight"
ME = "depends how long you want and what time , ring me please "
8pm = "45 min but my PC off now , whats the rarte and what dotn you do "  ( notice he still texting and not rung as asked !!)
ME = "You need to ring me "
8pm = Have you got toys and can you do anal in a quickie
ME = " Please dont txt again , i dotn fo anal . I suggest you read my page properly before contacting me again , same goes for other ladies! "
8pm = " fuck you fuckn slag "
ME =  Your blocked , i wouldnt of seen you anyway as your attitude stinks , no reasearch, boundray pushing haggler and repeatedly texted when asked to ring

half hour later
8pm - " have u got any toys , ill pay extra for anal , im only small"

Like im going to see him after the abuse ......sick of these types of men . Wasters.




That's why, (with no exception), after I have asked them to ring I NEVER reply to another text. If they can't follow a simple instruction there is no point prolonging the timewasting agony. They are lucky I answered even a single text.

I don't reply to  - r u free?/Details?/available? etc. No point. Saves stress.

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #4477 on: 14 August 2013, 09:40:58 pm »
I also hate the 'Are you working' I know it's not meant to be offensive but it's like guys assume that I'm just sitting around waiting for bookings.

I don't even really do 'working days' as such and say on my profile that I work around appointments and preferably advance ones, so I much prefer 'Hello Kylie, I'd like to make an appointment please'

Good idea. Has it worked?
Has what worked? Yes my booking procedure works very well for me.

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #4478 on: 14 August 2013, 11:05:50 pm »
Ditto.
All of the above!

"Can you answer the door wrapped in parcel tape?"

"WTF?"

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #4479 on: 15 August 2013, 05:50:57 pm »
"Can you turn up wearing a large vibrating butt plug? And please make sure you're discreet when you come to the front door"

Yes because having something sticking out my ass, that can clearly be seen under my dress, whilst making a loud buzzing noise and walking like John Wayne is really discreet. Not to mention that I'd have to be driven to the appointment whilst on my hands and knees on the back seat of the car as it's not possible to sit down with it in. Men just don't think
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #4480 on: 16 August 2013, 11:05:38 am »
bigrab1991 sends the following........

Hey babe, you free today?
Really wanna see you, you look well fit.
Let me know
Is there anything you won't do?
Cheers

He is bi-sexual and has bareback etc etc etc on his profile and is 21. This is classic of what I try to avoid at all costs.

And for the record I have the smallest list of services ever on my profile  :FF

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #4481 on: 16 August 2013, 11:18:26 am »
My friend text me saying "are u working" to my work phone, not thinking that I wouldnt have my friends saved. I  text back saying "no I'm not sorry and could you call I prefer to speak on the phone for initial contact" he rang me back very flustered... poor him !
Least I'm not working at McDonalds <3

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #4482 on: 16 August 2013, 05:15:44 pm »
Idiot "Are ur breasts al you own?"

Me "No half of them are my neighbours"

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #4483 on: 16 August 2013, 05:33:43 pm »
Idiot "Are ur breasts al you own?"

Me "No half of them are my neighbours"

 ;D

It's like the guys who make sure that I'm 100% natural 'down there' (I am), only to then ask if I 'clip the edges' haha
Yes, I'd risk it for a biscuit, as I said, you know me.

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #4484 on: 16 August 2013, 09:56:53 pm »
"Can you turn up wearing a large vibrating butt plug? And please make sure you're discreet when you come to the front door"

Yes because having something sticking out my ass, that can clearly be seen under my dress, whilst making a loud buzzing noise and walking like John Wayne is really discreet. Not to mention that I'd have to be driven to the appointment whilst on my hands and knees on the back seat of the car as it's not possible to sit down with it in. Men just don't think

Hahahahahaha I really LOLED with this one  ;D x