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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #4425 on: 28 July 2013, 12:45:30 pm »
This thread is a good reminder why I do not answer texts at all with the exception of two clients.  Those who are genuine will eventually call me.  Cuts out daft text ping pong. 

Still get some odd calls too.  Someone last week wanted to book an overnight despite not having read my site and tried to engage me in a long conversation about how he wanted to be humiliated, me pretending to be his wife and be mean to him.  He kept trying to tell me about his fantasies and wanted to know what would happen on our overnight.  I suggested dragging him to John Lewis to buy me a new freezer, argue with him there and moan how useless he is, then proceed to dinner eating the menu top to bottom till I can hardly move, roll into a taxi to his hotel, then tell him to sleep on the couch while I watch TV.  MWE = Mean Wife Experience.   Surely that sounded like a wet dream come true  ;D

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #4426 on: 28 July 2013, 11:21:26 pm »
A week ago my bf &I had a booking made ( no mail first),booking us for 4 hours... 4 hours,for ?160 ( we charge that for 1 hour), I sent him a mail saying , we would be happy to see him but can he please make another booking for 1 hour at that price as 4 hours would be a lot more......nothing, so I deleted the booking.
2 weeks later he books again for 4 hours at ?160 again, maybe  he isn't  English and doesn't understand me... or maybe just thick!!

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #4427 on: 29 July 2013, 09:17:08 am »
A week ago my bf &I had a booking made ( no mail first),booking us for 4 hours... 4 hours,for ?160 ( we charge that for 1 hour), I sent him a mail saying , we would be happy to see him but can he please make another booking for 1 hour at that price as 4 hours would be a lot more......nothing, so I deleted the booking.
2 weeks later he books again for 4 hours at ?160 again, maybe  he isn't  English and doesn't understand me... or maybe just thick!!


Did you check your feedback to see if he has left feedback only.  Maybe he hasn't but if you delete the booking this stops you from having the chance to reply to his feedback only or leaving fb for him.

I would block him in all sections so that he cant book again. 

Maybe engish isn't his first language but you just cant be sure.
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #4428 on: 29 July 2013, 10:03:18 pm »
Got this today:

crazy: hi my name is john looking for a big women am kind nice i will spoil you please text me john
me: hi John. How can I help?
crazy: Hi am looking for a relasionship with you is that possible mybe am a nice man john
me: no.
crazy: ok i will try other escort women for relasionship and marry no problum more fish in the sea am looking for a beautiful marmeid not a cod thank you for texting me bye

some crazy men out there.  ::)

Pretty sure I had this idiot too, told them to try dating sites rather than prossie sites went on about how he wanted an escort as they need love too, said he had found an escort who was interested. Kept getting stupid texts which I ignored. Then on Saturday got a lovely text saying he doesnt want an escort anymore as we are all fake and airbrushed etc. Sounds like he got told where to go lol.

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #4429 on: 30 July 2013, 05:17:21 am »
Could I see you for 100$?

Try someone else

U r so mean!!!!

That's not mean just suggesting to try someone else as I don't see man who negotiate rates

How about a man who has fallen onto hard times.....maybe u might want to ask why b4 persuming

Seeing escorts is luxury.If you can't afford it maybe try alternative

Why don't u goto hell

U ain't pretty u just look that way

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #4430 on: 30 July 2013, 10:43:55 pm »
Hello  Mistress,
 i know i don't deserve to be writing You, but i wanted to say hello to You,  Mistress.  i send this message with complete respect and humility. i hope You are having a good day today and that all of Your subs, slaves and sissies are serving and worshiping You like You deserve and are treating You with the respect, admiration and adoration You are entitled to. my name is chris and i am a sissy here in O......  i am a pig, a dog, a whore, a loser a sissy, a cum-eating, piss-drinking bitch. You are a Queen, and a Goddess. i am desperate to amuse and entertain You by showing You what a disgusting, nasty, pathetic whore i can be. i have a pathetic little dicklet and it has been a source of embarrassment and humiliation for me since i was a kid from changing in front of other guys in gym class to finally being alone with a girl and having her basically laugh in my face. i am sure it will be a great source of amusement for You. i am fully aware that You are superior to me in every way and i will work hard to serve, worship and obey You as You clearly deserve and like the Goddess You are. i would be honoured to be used, abused, dominated, degraded and humiliated by You.In addition to be will to be degraded and humiliated by You for Your amusement, i would also be willing to do any and all of Your housework including dishes, vacuuming, sweeping, licking Your floors clean, laundry, dusting, etc, etc, etc, with nothing expected in return except the satisfaction of being of use to a beautiful, superior Woman such as Yourself. So that You do not waste Your time on a pathetic bitch like me, please understand i am NOT seeking sexand don't have expendable income and therefore i am NOT looking for any type of professional domination service. i cannot afford such a service, and unfortunately can't afford to tribute. i am a genuine, sincere submissive sissy though.  i am merely seeking to find a Woman who would be interested in owning me as Their property.  i simply wish to serve and worship You as You deserve to make Your life easier.  A beautiful, superior Woman as You deserves to be worshiped as a Goddess and should not have to do chores like house cleaning.  If You want, i can simply come to Your home, change into my sissy outfit, work hard to clean Your home and complete all assigned chores to Your satisfaction and then simply go home when You tell me to to with nothing expected in return.  my reward is serving You.Well, needless to say, it would obviously mean a lot to a pathetic loser like me to hear from someone as clearly superior like You, Mistress.  i look forward to Your response.sissy-bitch,crissy


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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #4431 on: 02 August 2013, 12:27:14 am »
"Are you open?"

Umm, well im not a shop but yes i am working....

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #4432 on: 02 August 2013, 12:50:02 am »
 :FF
« Last Edit: 02 August 2013, 12:52:24 am by Chanel »
So, what she done said was that happy hoes ain’t hating and hating hoes ain’t happy.

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #4433 on: 02 August 2013, 02:41:19 am »
Love the basics...

Challenger : Would you like to get fucked?
Me : For sure! Would you like to go fuck?

Challenger : Why do you refuse to see me for free?
Me : Do you work for free?
Challenger : Erm, HELL NO! Can we go back to topic please?

And now, my weekly favorite!
It's all over my ads. OUTCALL ONLY.
Challenger : Where's your appartment?
Me : Nowhere, outcall only.
Challenger : Then, can I come to your home?

Challenger : I'm reading your ad. It says to contact you via e-mail but I can't find it.
Me : Under the phone number and next to "contact me via e-mail".


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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #4434 on: 02 August 2013, 02:49:20 am »
Challenger : Why do you refuse to see me for free?
Me : Do you work for free?
Challenger : Erm, HELL NO! Can we go back to topic please?

Someone's got a nerve...funny how some think we should work for free I honestly can't believe the nerve that guy had! Nice reply :)
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #4435 on: 02 August 2013, 03:32:08 am »
French guy's are no joke...

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #4436 on: 02 August 2013, 12:47:03 pm »
"Incall say 10am? Xx Want you to be kneeling naked and bliind fold at the door with your mouth open xx"

Really? A grown man thinks a lady would put themselves in such a vulnerable position with a stranger????
 
Someone's been a bad girl

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #4437 on: 02 August 2013, 11:26:01 pm »
Challenger: RU free ?
Me: No, my services are for cash only.
« Last Edit: 02 August 2013, 11:39:32 pm by sade »
Take care, play safe and sane !

Pink~Princess

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #4438 on: 03 August 2013, 10:09:12 am »
Woke up to this, this morning........

You look great, I'd love to fuck you. Hows it going? x x

*shudder* A guy who's been on AW since 2009 with no feedback at all so I am hoping he's just one of these guys who send's emails to multiple girls and doesn't actually pick up the phone to make a booking.


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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #4439 on: 03 August 2013, 10:14:45 am »
Freak: Hello how much would you charge for me to shit in your hand.
Me: Read my profile I don't offer hardsports.
Idiot: I just wanted to shit in your hand and have you wipe it all over my body.
Me: What part of I don't offer hardsports don't you understand?
Idiot: It's hardsports on me though not on you.
Me: So shitting in my hands isn't hardsports on me then and rubbing it all over you isn't me dealing with hardsports. Idiot.  :FF

Dirtbag: Can I fuck you bareback for ?90.00?  :o

Twat: Can I see you for a quickie for ?10.00 What can you do for me for that amount?
Me: Ignore you!  ::)

Twit2: I am feeling very horny today. Would you like me to lick you for as long as you like?
Me: Since it is you that is feeling horny why would I want you to lick me for as long as I like.You are the horny one not me.  :FF

The lunatics have left the asylum this week.
Hello nice to meet you :)