OMG are you in Glasgow? I got that email too lol username widek? So funny how they just send all these stupid messages, I wonder what actually goes through their heads? x

OMG are you in Glasgow? I got that email too lol username widek? So funny how they just send all these stupid messages, I wonder what actually goes through their heads? x

The very same haha.  I'm in the south sweetie.  Total freaking timewaster.  I didn't oblige him with a reply, naturally!  It is a pretty funny thing to imagine though 

You can leave and view notes about clients if you're fully verified on AW.

I blocked another dim wit well from Ireland who sent me a happy message ending with ''One point however, please don't take offence, but some of the English is a bit funny. I'm not being critical, just trying to help.''

More like critical, I hate when they say this then do exactly that like they are excusing themselves.

Guy calls today several times.  I eventually get chance to answer.

He wants outcall to a location which is 2 hours approx. away from me, so I decline, he says, I can arrange transport for you.

No thanks mate, Im a driver, im not doing a 2 hour trip each way for a two hour booking.  If you can arrange the transport why don't YOU visit ME. Hmmmmmmmmmmmm.  He couldn't come up with an answer and just said 'oh I think ill just leave it' ... nae problem you numpty.

He wants ME to travel 2 hours each way in transport driven by someone I don't know from Adam but aint willing to do it himself.  Eejit......... NEXT !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Guy calls today several times.  I eventually get chance to answer.

He wants outcall to a location which is 2 hours approx. away from me, so I decline, he says, I can arrange transport for you.

No thanks mate, Im a driver, im not doing a 2 hour trip each way for a two hour booking.  If you can arrange the transport why don't YOU visit ME. Hmmmmmmmmmmmm.  He couldn't come up with an answer and just said 'oh I think ill just leave it' ... nae problem you numpty.

He wants ME to travel 2 hours each way in transport driven by someone I don't know from Adam but aint willing to do it himself.  Eejit......... NEXT !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

A few weeks back I'd advised someone I was fully booked so couldn't accept their incall booking. They said how about you visit us?Once again sorry fully booked. Ok how about we send someone to pick you up?

I'm still unclear about how that one works.

Had a guy called Killin try to book me, i know it's a place in Scotland and i have known a killian who was nicknamed killy but i just can't bring myself to go visit a man with a name that sounds like killing! It reminded me of Jeepers Creepers where his liscence plate says 'b eating u'.

Got this today:

crazy: hi my name is john looking for a big women am kind nice i will spoil you please text me john
me: hi John. How can I help?
crazy: Hi am looking for a relasionship with you is that possible mybe am a nice man john
me: no.
crazy: ok i will try other escort women for relasionship and marry no problum more fish in the sea am looking for a beautiful marmeid not a cod thank you for texting me bye

some crazy men out there. 

People like that are a waste of blood and bone, let alone space.

Could be kids thinking about it. I've had a few which are obviously not someone who has ever been a client.