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Pink~Princess

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #4410 on: 23 July 2013, 04:35:29 pm »
OMG are you in Glasgow? I got that email too lol username widek? So funny how they just send all these stupid messages, I wonder what actually goes through their heads? x

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #4411 on: 23 July 2013, 06:13:12 pm »
I got that message too, made me laugh hysterically yesterday, he's got lots of 'timewaster' notes against his name.
Yes, I'd risk it for a biscuit, as I said, you know me.

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #4412 on: 23 July 2013, 06:20:26 pm »
OMG are you in Glasgow? I got that email too lol username widek? So funny how they just send all these stupid messages, I wonder what actually goes through their heads? x

The very same haha.  I'm in the south sweetie.  Total freaking timewaster.  I didn't oblige him with a reply, naturally!  It is a pretty funny thing to imagine though  ;D

Pink~Princess

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #4413 on: 23 July 2013, 06:55:22 pm »
I got that message too, made me laugh hysterically yesterday, he's got lots of 'timewaster' notes against his name.

How can you tell if he has timewaster against his name? I can see he has 1 other aliases but that's it xx

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #4414 on: 23 July 2013, 08:46:01 pm »
You can leave and view notes about clients if you're fully verified on AW.
Yes, I'd risk it for a biscuit, as I said, you know me.

Pink~Princess

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #4415 on: 23 July 2013, 08:47:37 pm »
Ah ok, na I am not fully verified. Don't feel comfortable sending them my passport details x

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #4416 on: 23 July 2013, 11:29:15 pm »
I blocked another dim wit well from Ireland who sent me a happy message ending with ''One point however, please don't take offence, but some of the English is a bit funny. I'm not being critical, just trying to help.''

More like critical, I hate when they say this then do exactly that like they are excusing themselves.



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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #4417 on: 24 July 2013, 12:23:44 pm »
In this heat, I'm exhausted just thinking about what this guy wants.  Probably just a fantasist in anycase.  Got this earlier -

Hi,
I'd like to ask you can you tie me up using 40 or so pairs of tights??
That's my fantasy ;))
How many pairs would you need?  I've never tried it before..
THX

Lol screw that.

He's had no luck yet... my turn to get this one!

Tempted to tell him to put his tail back between his legs where it belongs... cruel, I know - but he's clearly just a fantasist looking for responses about tights for his wank bank.

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #4418 on: 24 July 2013, 06:05:11 pm »
Guy calls today several times.  I eventually get chance to answer.

He wants outcall to a location which is 2 hours approx. away from me, so I decline, he says, I can arrange transport for you.

No thanks mate, Im a driver, im not doing a 2 hour trip each way for a two hour booking.  If you can arrange the transport why don't YOU visit ME. Hmmmmmmmmmmmm.  He couldn't come up with an answer and just said 'oh I think ill just leave it' ... nae problem you numpty.

He wants ME to travel 2 hours each way in transport driven by someone I don't know from Adam but aint willing to do it himself.  Eejit......... NEXT !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Beauty is nothing to do with having a pretty face.
It is about having a pretty mind, a pretty heart,
And most importantly a beautiful soul.

Pink~Princess

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #4419 on: 24 July 2013, 07:42:27 pm »
I had a guy phone me last nite from Aberdeen who apparently I've met before ask me for an outcall (which I don't do) to Aberdeen for an hour lol. I said I am in Glasgow not Aberdeen, he said I will pay your train fare up. I said I don't mean to be rude but you expect me to do a 6 hour round trip for an hours booking? He seemed genuinely surprised that I was kinda taken back by it and that I had no interest in it what so ever, weird.

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #4420 on: 24 July 2013, 08:40:42 pm »
Guy calls today several times.  I eventually get chance to answer.

He wants outcall to a location which is 2 hours approx. away from me, so I decline, he says, I can arrange transport for you.

No thanks mate, Im a driver, im not doing a 2 hour trip each way for a two hour booking.  If you can arrange the transport why don't YOU visit ME. Hmmmmmmmmmmmm.  He couldn't come up with an answer and just said 'oh I think ill just leave it' ... nae problem you numpty.

He wants ME to travel 2 hours each way in transport driven by someone I don't know from Adam but aint willing to do it himself.  Eejit......... NEXT !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

A few weeks back I'd advised someone I was fully booked so couldn't accept their incall booking. They said how about you visit us?Once again sorry fully booked. Ok how about we send someone to pick you up?

I'm still unclear about how that one works.

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #4421 on: 25 July 2013, 03:58:02 pm »
I'm in stitches! This is a new one on me!

Im looking for a woman to do some roleplay with me. The scenario being the woman trying to start the car but the car wont start. The woman has to have hairy forearms too as part of the roleplay. Are you that woman, if not, can you recommend anyone who could do it?

Many Thanks.

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #4422 on: 26 July 2013, 01:59:03 pm »
Had a guy called Killin try to book me, i know it's a place in Scotland and i have known a killian who was nicknamed killy but i just can't bring myself to go visit a man with a name that sounds like killing! It reminded me of Jeepers Creepers where his liscence plate says 'b eating u'.

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #4423 on: 27 July 2013, 02:30:29 pm »
Got this today:

crazy: hi my name is john looking for a big women am kind nice i will spoil you please text me john
me: hi John. How can I help?
crazy: Hi am looking for a relasionship with you is that possible mybe am a nice man john
me: no.
crazy: ok i will try other escort women for relasionship and marry no problum more fish in the sea am looking for a beautiful marmeid not a cod thank you for texting me bye

some crazy men out there.  ::)

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #4424 on: 27 July 2013, 02:53:34 pm »
Got this today:

crazy: hi my name is john looking for a big women am kind nice i will spoil you please text me john
me: hi John. How can I help?
crazy: Hi am looking for a relasionship with you is that possible mybe am a nice man john
me: no.
crazy: ok i will try other escort women for relasionship and marry no problum more fish in the sea am looking for a beautiful marmeid not a cod thank you for texting me bye

some crazy men out there.  ::)

People like that are a waste of blood and bone, let alone space.

Could be kids thinking about it. I've had a few which are obviously not someone who has ever been a client.