Text received overnight:

"Hello miss Diana Murphy. I'm M. i would like to book you for a 2hrs facesitting appointment. please please text me back. Yours respectfully M."

As respectful as I'm sure he is I really don't fancy spending 2 hours facesitting! LOL! 

Quote from: DianaMurphy on 03 July 2013, 12:02:43 pm

Text received overnight:

"Hello miss Diana Murphy. I'm M. i would like to book you for a 2hrs facesitting appointment. please please text me back. Yours respectfully M."

As respectful as I'm sure he is I really don't fancy spending 2 hours facesitting! LOL! 

I thought M was a woman unless there's something we don't know about Judi Dench.

LOL! This deffo was no Dame!  He got very abusive when I politely replied saying that I would get bored after half an hour of facesitting, never mind 2 hours! Absolute gerk actually telling me that if he paid me to do something for 2 hours then he would expect me to do it or ask for his money back! Dick head!

Just received the following email...

Quote

Hi my name is David I'm a male escort looking for a female to have fun with to take pictures for my profile and also to have sex with free of charge to see how the escorting business works

If your not interested don't bother send a nasty email back as there is no need as I am just trying to find a female client peacefully

Thanks xx

Oh yeah sure of course I'll help you with that.....love how he even knows the response he will get and has requested no nasty emails  have sent him one anyways haha!

Wants to see how the business works??! For FREE??! He won't find a female client by asking escorts for a shag!!

Do what I do - reply and tell him that many men would find him desirable, hope he's got plenty of BJ-giving experience, and wish him luck finding lots of male clients. When he replies (and he will!) "I only want female clients", reply with "Good luck finding next month's rent then!"

(I only ever reply like this when they come across as arrogant/god's gift/looking for free sex with escorts - the genuine (not many!) guys who seem sweet but misguided get a link to the "male escort" thread on here )

Do what I do - reply and tell him that many men would find him desirable, hope he's got plenty of BJ-giving experience, and wish him luck finding lots of male clients. When he replies (and he will!) "I only want female clients", reply with "Good luck finding next month's rent then!"
(I only ever reply like this when they come across as arrogant/god's gift/looking for free sex with escorts - the genuine (not many!) guys who seem sweet but misguided get a link to the "male escort" thread on here )

Had a good laugh at this,  can just imagine the response being something along the line of 'oh I only do this for fun, I don't really NEED the money' or something similar, aye right.  Try another excuse mate.

This guy has been bugging me for over a month and has had many suggestions about how I could see him (I'm not currently able to offer incalls so he wants to meet me to give me cash to book us a hotel room, not sure why he can't just book the room himself) but today's exchange was a bit much:

Him: Please try and work out a way to see me. I dont care wot it cost x
Me: My website will be updated when I'm offering incalls so please keep an eye there and get in touch then x
Him: U got any otha friends who do in calls who u can suggest and i pay u for sorting it x
Me: Sorry, I don't know any other girls x
Him: U got any mates that fancy sum xtra cash in these hard times x
Me: Haha no sorry, my mates wouldn't want to do this work, also all the people I know well are back in my hometown. Check out AdultWork, there are loads of girls on there who can offer incalls etc: http://www.adultwork.com/Search.asp
Him: Wheres ur hometown x
Me: <my hometown> (it's mentioned on my website and AW profile so not a secret to people who can read)
Him: Oh nice place. U got any mates there dont hav to b workng grls that fancy being lickd thats all x
Me: (thinking I probably should've blocked this guy about 3 weeks ago) I already told you I'm not introducing you to anyone, especially someone who has no interest in this line of work. As I said Adultwork is full of working girls offering incalls in the local area so please check there and I will not be answering any more questions that don't relate to making a booking with me.

I've not heard anything since then, but he'll probably be back in touch again before long *eye roll*

Them:I would like to make a booking

Me: ok what time would you like

Him:Err... Around 4.

Me:So what time would you like?

Him... I'll maybe get back to you if have time...

Hi Momo, long time no see.

From first paragraph it is obvious that the writer does not have English as their mother tongue, so probably have no idea what you are talking about. 

Good way to run a business.

If you use "txtspk" or call me "hun" or "babe"...

I am actually thinking of saying no one under 25, without 5 GCSEs and 2 A-levels... and I mean real A-levels... or a CSCS master craftsman card.