Author Topic: How not to book an escort,world championships! (Read 2655970 times)

DianaMurphy · « **Reply #4320 on:** 22 May 2013, 09:03:40 pm »

I'm back to work today after a period of absence, even put myself as Available Today as well as the usual... oh what a delightful day of nothing! LOL! Got loads of other stuff done today so not complaining, and these kept me amused briefly:

Text this am: "Mandy. I'd love to see you. Are you available in about 20mins? Whereabouts in **** (at least 45 mins from me) are you?"

Me: "Wrong no!"

His reply: "Sorry. Wrong number. One of those days. Diana. I'm due in **** (still potentially a good half hour from me) in an hour or so. Can I arrange to meet you? What area of *** are you based in"

I really was tempted to reply saying I'd try Mandy again if I was you but resisted and ignored instead!

Then there was the message on AW asking for no sex, just kissing and touching whilst I wear silk and then he'd like to take poppers whilst I get my strap on out... Now let me think about it... Maybe tomorrow will be a better day... Yeah right! LOL!

ilovedots · « **Reply #4321 on:** 22 May 2013, 10:09:09 pm »

Quote from: DianaMurphy on 22 May 2013, 09:03:40 pm

Then there was the message on AW asking for no sex, just kissing and touching whilst I wear silk and then he'd like to take poppers whilst I get my strap on out... Now let me think about it... Maybe tomorrow will be a better day... Yeah right! LOL!

Hahaha priceless

Caledonia · « **Reply #4322 on:** 23 May 2013, 01:16:06 pm »

Booking the other day, checks all carried out then 10 min before was due to arrive at theirs I recieved this brilliant text.

FYI My friend and his friend and gf will be in the living room. But we will just head straight to my bedroom ..if u see them just act like a friend. Simple.

Needless to say I cancelled and was on next bus home.

GirlyGirlx · « **Reply #4323 on:** 23 May 2013, 02:31:01 pm »

I had a guy the other day place a random booking request through on AW (my pet hate) without any other communication what so ever at the back of 7 in the morning for and outcall (which I don't do) to a private house (which I'd never do) at 9am (a time I do not work and it was my day off) for 90 minutes for ?150 (when I am ?200 for a 90 minute incall)

I have a very detailed profile with all information crystal clear in plain English so it does get under my skin when people ignore it. Ignoring it is one thing but to put a booking request through that was all wrong, even making up his own price did make some steam come out my ears a little. All that aside this twat must have thought I was up at that time of the morning, looking ready as if I was going on a night out with my hair and make up done (basically if they want to see the girl in my pictures they cant expect me to roll out of bed looking like that) & all geared up ready to go to his house at 9am on my day off. When I start work it quite clearly says I start at 11am on the days I am working.

So this guy was either totally delusional or ignorant or both, I think both and I do wonder if anyone would entertain these people

xx

CaraMxx · « **Reply #4324 on:** 24 May 2013, 08:22:42 pm »

Got this morning:

I have gone through your profile.. And im excited to meet you.. Would you like to give me some pleasure and relaxation?? Im inviting you for an outcall service to me and my friend's wife.. She is sexually disappointed with her husband( unfortunately he is my best friend) .. So she is addicted to my sex now.. She comes to me once or twice in a week to satisfy her needs.. She is quite new to this.. And she is a bit nervous as well.. Why cant you join us for an hour at my lonely house with her.. If you are interested give me a text back or mail back.. Ok..im .(Name) frm singapore by the way..075********

What a nice friend LOL $:-\$

CaraMxx · « **Reply #4325 on:** 24 May 2013, 08:24:40 pm »

And his name is Nay_FREEservice

So was he giving ME a freebie :O

sadie x · « **Reply #4326 on:** 24 May 2013, 08:45:34 pm »

Quote from: GirlyGirlx on 23 May 2013, 02:31:01 pm

I had a guy the other day place a random booking request through on AW (my pet hate) without any other communication what so ever at the back of 7 in the morning for and outcall (which I don't do) to a private house (which I'd never do) at 9am (a time I do not work and it was my day off) for 90 minutes for ?150 (when I am ?200 for a 90 minute incall)

I have a very detailed profile with all information crystal clear in plain English so it does get under my skin when people ignore it. Ignoring it is one thing but to put a booking request through that was all wrong, even making up his own price did make some steam come out my ears a little. All that aside this twat must have thought I was up at that time of the morning, looking ready as if I was going on a night out with my hair and make up done (basically if they want to see the girl in my pictures they cant expect me to roll out of bed looking like that) & all geared up ready to go to his house at 9am on my day off. When I start work it quite clearly says I start at 11am on the days I am working.

So this guy was either totally delusional or ignorant or both, I think both and I do wonder if anyone would entertain these people

xx

every booking request I ever get, is there made up price and weird times, with no contact. I know how it irritates highly

foreign affairs · « **Reply #4327 on:** 25 May 2013, 07:59:27 am »

That's what I got 2 days ago:

Email Content :
hi A,im looking for a really naughty hour of fun,it says you do kissing but then says no tongues so do you not kiss with tongues?also would you lie back and close your eyes and let me wank all over your face covering it with my cum then make me lick it off your face?x

These are texts that followed(exacly the way I received them):

Hi A are you available today?I send you an e mail on escort Scotland yesterday not sure If you replied or not it wax from S 30x
Are you ok with me wanking all over your face or do you like to do it? X
I was looking for you on adultwork to make a booking but can?t find you x
What time tonight then? X
Are you available for 7? Tried to call a couple times x
Can you please just let me know if you will be free tonight xx

When I text back that I won?t be free and requested not to send me more text I got this

Oh well negative feedback for you on escort Scotland
I have tried since yesterday to arrange an appointment with you and you said you were available tonight so tried to arrange a time with you now you say your not available was really looking forward to meeting you as well as you have great feedback x

I send replay stating that texts are not for booking,only from regular,and that I?m too tired after an overnight.I also asked to stop sending me more texts.In response I got:

Haha I tried calling you about 4 times
That?s not very nice when you text earlier saying you would
When I said he didn?t have a booking what was the case got another text:

Ok then I will but that?s not a nice way to treat guys who are paying and giving you a good living,I have 17 positive feedback on adultwork so I know I?m a nice guy
Ok a no problem if your not wanting a meet tonight,hope all goes well for you in the future I?m not arguing with you all I wanted was a nice naughty meet with you as you look georgeous x

This "nice guy" submitted a review,even though he didn't have a booking.

firsttimer · « **Reply #4328 on:** 25 May 2013, 09:16:39 am »

Ugggggh. 2 complete W***ERS this past 2 mornings.

Left my workphone on yesterday morning and got a call at 2am then a booking request for an outcal from someone with no feedback asking for 3 hours for ?100...?
As I'm suffering from insomnia just now I wrote to him saying I think he was a bit out with the rates, to which I got-
"Just answer your phone. I'm young and good lloking, half italian. we can work something out."

Yeah, like me blocking you and turning off my phone.

Then this morning, call on my private number (used to be my workphone) asking to chat. This was 8am. Very vocal about his member, my anatomy etc in a few texts.
I asked him to call back at 1pm. "We can just book it now" was the text back. Again, I said 1 or nothing.
"Don't you want a client today?" Emh, EXCUUUUSE ME? "I actually am almost fully booked for today so one more is probably too much anyway".
"Oh so you're a timewaster? You could have told me at the start. I bet you don't even like your job. I'd have known that you don't enjoy it so I'm glad I can't see you."
I admit, I got angry.
"Well I asked you to call at 1. At this time I'm cooking breakfast for my family, I hardly want to chat about sex at this time!"
Grrrrrr!

JuicyLucy · « **Reply #4329 on:** 25 May 2013, 08:07:24 pm »

I don't know why but TW's really bug me! I should just laugh it off but find it so hard to sometimes. Reading this thread makes me feel a lot better girls

ClaireJayne · « **Reply #4330 on:** 25 May 2013, 08:16:06 pm »

Some toss pot yesterday asked for a full body photo and I quote 'I want to see the meat I am paying for' ok, I say so asked for his email address, did some googling and sent him a photo of butchers shop window asking which piece of meat he was interested in.......wanker.

x-Veronica-x · « **Reply #4331 on:** 25 May 2013, 08:38:13 pm »

Quote from: ClaireJayne on 25 May 2013, 08:16:06 pm

Some toss pot yesterday asked for a full body photo and I quote 'I want to see the meat I am paying for' ok, I say so asked for his email address, did some googling and sent him a photo of butchers shop window asking which piece of meat he was interested in.......wanker.

Good idea can't stand men like that

erotica · « **Reply #4332 on:** 25 May 2013, 10:15:32 pm »

Quote from: ClaireJayne on 25 May 2013, 08:16:06 pm

Some toss pot yesterday asked for a full body photo and I quote 'I want to see the meat I am paying for' ok, I say so asked for his email address, did some googling and sent him a photo of butchers shop window asking which piece of meat he was interested in.......wanker.

Well done!

Nobody Interesting · « **Reply #4333 on:** 25 May 2013, 10:18:51 pm »

Quote from: ClaireJayne on 25 May 2013, 08:16:06 pm

Some toss pot yesterday asked for a full body photo and I quote 'I want to see the meat I am paying for' ok, I say so asked for his email address, did some googling and sent him a photo of butchers shop window asking which piece of meat he was interested in.......wanker.

Classic

MaddieMoo · « **Reply #4334 on:** 26 May 2013, 11:29:53 am »

I'm off uni to revise since a couple of weeks ago and was up til 2.30am 2 nights ago. I finally switched the laptop off and crawled into bed, struggled to sleep, finally got to sleep. Then.. Phone rings at 3.45am and I answer it thinking it was one of my regs that had booked me in for yesterday wanting to cancel because something had just happened with them (because who the fook else calls my work phone at that hour?!) Led to a very terse conversation with someone trying to arrange a booking, in which I had to say "UMMM How about you call me when the sun is up?" "Oh what time then?" "How about when I'm fecking awake? Would you call your solicitor or plumber at this hour?" Needless to say I didn't get a booking out of that tosspot.

Note: Never get in the way of my sleep!!

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