Not only have I had Hi....my name's Phil, this week but I've gained another one who has text me 10 times now. I replied 3 times. 1st answering his question...2nd and 3rd times telling him he's asked before. Since then I've ignored it.  So who else has had...........Hi how are you? I'm Michael (sometimes Mick, sometimes Micky) age 28 you mind me having a speech problem? Just mild.

He asked me to phone him. Definitely same person methinks.

Quote from: Strawberry on 14 April 2013, 12:25:08 pm

He asked me to phone him. Definitely same person methinks.

Had our friend Michael texting again today.  He seems to be sharing with everyone of late.

I had a text session with our Michael last night as he woke me up (forgot to switch phone off) with his usual, I'm Michael, speech impediment, disabled.........
and I'm afraid I lost it as I'm actually on the verge of a breakdown right now. 

I text back 'yes we all know you Michael with the speech impediment, disability, who likes water sports, who drives escorts from Lands End to John O'Groats insane with constant texts and asking them to phone you back. STOP TEXTING ME...delete my number NOW!'

He replied..Fuck off you lying twat.

I ignored it....then got...Why are you escorts all so nasty? I'm really upset now.

I calmed down and told him that we're not nasty, we just don't see the point in someone disturbing us (and in my case waking me up) with inane texts.

He said he's nervous because of his disability and wants someone he can trust!

So I asked him where he was...he said Newcastle, so I told him there was no point bothing escorts in London and Scotland then. I advised him to find a site for escorts in his area and contact one there.  He then asked what he should say to them    as they get mad if he phones because of his speech and get mad if he texts too.  So I explained to just text ONCE explaining his situation and if they reply take it from there...and to try and make them feel a bit special...like you've chosen them because when 100 escorts are getting the same inane texts it certainly doesn't make you feel special. He thanked me for the advice and said he felt better now (as I'd really upset him before...which I did feel bad about, hence me calming down and giving him advice)  So thought I'd done my good deed for the night and hoped he would find what he was looking for.........
and what happens?

I'm woken up in the morning by the same freaking, Hi I'm Michael text 

Coty, you were far too nice. Let him start texting me shite like that, I will have him about to jump off a bridge, when I am done with him. People like that , do not deserve your precious time.