I had one on tour, this was the phonecall-
Him- Hi id like to make a booking
Me- When and how long for honey?
Him- How long do you think ill need?
Me- Err well I dont know sweetheart, I cant tell YOU how YOU sexually perform, iv never met you and have no idea how long youll need!
Him- Ill have two hours then please
Me- (Sigh- another one thinking hes superman in bed) Ok honey
Him- You do anal dont you, is it free with the booking? (He meant not extra)
Me- I dont do anal sorry
Him- Yes you do its on your profile
Me- No it isnt
Him- Yes it is
Me- Ok im on my profile now, tell me please EXACTLY where it says I do anal (I knew it didnt say it anywhere and wanted to show him up)
Him- Right at the top of your likes list
Me- That says anal "play"
Him-Oh right, whats that then if it isnt anal?
Me- (Thinking here we go another sex chatter) Sweetheart SURELY you can differentiate between anal SEX and anal PLAY, I dont really need to tell you do I?
Him- Im not going to book you seem a bit (mumble mumble)
Me- I think youre right honey, we arent suited at all!
MY OH MY!