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Hotblondie

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #4155 on: 26 March 2013, 12:29:08 am »
text message about 5 min ago:

hi hunni, Ive seen your advert online, are you free thursday afternoon?

 :FF :FF :FF :FF :FF

my answer: please ask me again thursday  ::)

whats wrong with these people???
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #4156 on: 26 March 2013, 12:36:48 am »
Quote from: hotblondie28 on 26 March 2013, 12:29:08 am
text message about 5 min ago:

hi hunni, Ive seen your advert online, are you free thursday afternoon?

 :FF :FF :FF :FF :FF

my answer: please ask me again thursday  ::)

whats wrong with these people???

OK, this one has lost me - I've just taken a booking for Thursday afternoon from a text enquiry (I've been busy all day and then on a train for three hours) and I don't understand what the problem is with the above (bar the 'h*nni', which admittedly would be an instant red card on the grounds that being able to remember who you're contacting for long enough to complete your opening gambit is a rule of mine ;D).
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #4157 on: 26 March 2013, 12:41:22 am »
Same here. I got a booking earlier for this pay day and next from a client.
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #4158 on: 26 March 2013, 12:53:58 am »
I just had a phone call

"Hi is that Reneesme?"

I say yes
he says " just to let you know I'm having a wank over your pictures!"

Be still my beating heart !!! ffs  :FF
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Hotblondie

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #4159 on: 26 March 2013, 01:45:42 am »
problem is I never had a genuine client to show after booking in advance, so I dont take advanced bookings ::)
especially one 4 days in advance..
every girl has her own rules/procedures :)
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #4160 on: 26 March 2013, 05:33:45 am »
Quote from: hotblondie28 on 26 March 2013, 01:45:42 am
problem is I never had a genuine client to show after booking in advance, so I dont take advanced bookings ::)
especially one 4 days in advance..
every girl has her own rules/procedures :)

That detail is a very small line buried in your website. Based on that, and the fact he may be just checking you'll be working that day, I don't see any problem with guys getting contacting you and asking you if you are available on Thursday.
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #4161 on: 26 March 2013, 06:16:16 am »
Quote from: sweet jane on 25 March 2013, 09:49:17 pm
subject: toenails

Comment: Hi **** how are you my name is xxxxxx I live in xxxxx I would like to make a time to come and polish your  toenails for you do you like your toenails long or short and black do you like your nails and feet black toenail polish do you always do them this color like to now thanks


WHAT??
must be an aroused travelling mobile nail technican !!!
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #4162 on: 26 March 2013, 01:56:30 pm »
Quote from: Strawberry on 26 March 2013, 05:33:45 am
Quote from: hotblondie28 on 26 March 2013, 01:45:42 am
problem is I never had a genuine client to show after booking in advance, so I dont take advanced bookings ::)
especially one 4 days in advance..
every girl has her own rules/procedures :)

That detail is a very small line buried in your website. Based on that, and the fact he may be just checking you'll be working that day, I don't see any problem with guys getting contacting you and asking you if you are available on Thursday.

I do, when that guy is asking about my availability 4 days in advance at 1 am in the morning :)
If he was genuine, he would ask me day time. he didnt reply to my message, so he must be a tw

Thank you Strawberry for pointing to my site small caps, I just corrected that :)
« Last Edit: 26 March 2013, 02:05:39 pm by hotblondie28 »
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #4163 on: 26 March 2013, 02:45:18 pm »
Quote from: reneesme on 26 March 2013, 12:53:58 am
I just had a phone call

"Hi is that Reneesme?"

I say yes
he says " just to let you know I'm having a wank over your pictures!"

Be still my beating heart !!! ffs  :FF

Sorry, but this made me lol babes. tx  :D
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #4164 on: 27 March 2013, 02:30:10 am »
Hmmmm....not sure how this guy expects me to visit! Doesn't want to give me his phone number, who knows why! and doesn't want to give me the address as he's staying at a friends apartment for the night but doesn't think it's right he should tell an escort the adddress as it's not his place????  I'll just teleport then shall I?
Probabaly would have no money too! lol
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #4165 on: 27 March 2013, 12:05:04 pm »
Phone rings;

Me: Hi
Twat: I cant speak now I'm driving
Me: Ummm you called me?
Twat: Yeah sure, I'll call back later when Im not on the road.
Me: Your a strange little man aren't you!

Hang up. ???
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #4166 on: 28 March 2013, 01:43:54 am »
Few Years back i had a message on AW from a guy.. still makes me laugh..


" Can You fart"

That was the first email from him ... i answered yes, turns out the guy wanted me to fart in his face.. but i was giggling at the fact that everyone FARTS.

so yeah.. im very childish ... although i said no as it was not my thing to do. Lol Each to their own :)
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #4167 on: 28 March 2013, 05:13:58 am »
Quote from: sarahbelle on 27 March 2013, 12:05:04 pm
Phone rings;

Me: Hi
Twat: I cant speak now I'm driving
Me: Ummm you called me?
Twat: Yeah sure, I'll call back later when Im not on the road.
Me: Your a strange little man aren't you!

Hang up. ???

bwahahahahahahaaaaa

And these people are allowed to breed! Scary!
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Hotblondie

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #4168 on: 28 March 2013, 12:37:05 pm »
Guy last night

Hi, I would like to visit you, but I got paid tomorrow
LOL
me: call me again tomorrow

another douche bag  ::)
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #4169 on: 28 March 2013, 03:52:13 pm »
Quote from: hotblondie28 on 26 March 2013, 12:29:08 am
text message about 5 min ago:

hi hunni, Ive seen your advert online, are you free thursday afternoon?

 :FF :FF :FF :FF :FF

my answer: please ask me again thursday  ::)

whats wrong with these people???

Have to agree apart from the "Hi Hunni" I dont see a problem with this as a lot of girls myself including work in advance
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