phone rings with a private number, so I pick it up ready with my " hi there, you have rang me off a private number, you need to unblock your calls and ring me back so I can see your number" speech it went thus;

me - hi ( cut off mid word)

tit - who is this?

me - you rang me, so you must know who I am

tit - you rang my number and I'm returning your call

me - when?

tit - about a month ago

me - and you're returning it now? you must have rang me, I didn't answer, I called you back and you missed the call

tit - I don't think so - why did you ring me?

Me- I didn't!!!!

tit - I'm never ringing this number again

me - good

what the f**k???

When they pull the fast one with me, my serious plain and simple voice is put on. Explaining that you know what you do.bye.

hi there looking for a session with a difference first i would book a hotel room near you and wud like you to wear secretary outfit including blouse bra white big panties tights and office kneelength skirt and to try a fetish called splosh basicaly i will have a paddling pool and have fun getting you messy with custard, rice pudding, chocolate mousse, gataux, cheesecake, porridge ie pour mess in panties>?

hi there looking for a session with a difference first i would book a hotel room near you and wud like you to wear secretary outfit including blouse bra white big panties tights and office kneelength skirt and to try a fetish called splosh basicaly i will have a paddling pool and have fun getting you messy with custard, rice pudding, chocolate mousse, gataux, cheesecake, porridge ie pour mess in panties>?

Omg got exactly the same one! lol

Text received 3 weeks ago: "Hi I'm kim a 30 year old pre op transexual sub i love bean used and abused and put to work for how ever u c fit i never say no so hope i may be an interest to u". Replied with 'No, sorry not my thing" and heard no more, until I got a text from the same number just now saying:

"Hi im mick im lucking for a lady who has a partner that cums inside u why u may ask well id love to get my tongue in there and lick u out all nice and clean again if u could do this for me im willing to pay 500 pounds and yes im searous just for what i askt for x"

Sounds confused to me! 

Text received 3 weeks ago: "Hi I'm kim a 30 year old pre op transexual sub i love bean used and abused and put to work for how ever u c fit i never say no so hope i may be an interest to u". Replied with 'No, sorry not my thing" and heard no more, until I got a text from the same number just now saying:

"Hi im mick im lucking for a lady who has a partner that cums inside u why u may ask well id love to get my tongue in there and lick u out all nice and clean again if u could do this for me im willing to pay 500 pounds and yes im searous just for what i askt for x"

Sounds confused to me! 

I've had the first text you mention, he said he made ?2k for his last mistress. I said it's illegal to control someone else's prostitution, he said not if he's not getting paid

Duh!

him...i only want an outside meet.

me.. don,t do them

him.. i am 19 yrs old u will like that

me.. it don,t do nothing for me sorry...

him.. you smell

me.. ok, grow up

him.. grow old

me.. blocked

him..fucked..

god so many reasons why i don,t see under 28,s
so childish and immature..

hi there looking for a session with a difference first i would book a hotel room near you and wud like you to wear secretary outfit including blouse bra white big panties tights and office kneelength skirt and to try a fetish called splosh basicaly i will have a paddling pool and have fun getting you messy with custard, rice pudding, chocolate mousse, gataux, cheesecake, porridge ie pour mess in panties>?

Ha I got this one too. Ugh just the thought makes me sick.