Author Topic: How not to book an escort,world championships! (Read 2599098 times)

Darling_Delilah · « **Reply #4080 on:** 17 February 2013, 09:57:09 pm »

Hahaa, I figured he copy pasted from my interview, and then wrote blabberish...

Lol!!

Still made me laugh my ass off.

Nameless · « **Reply #4081 on:** 18 February 2013, 05:08:22 pm »

This via text after a missed call and my standard text back stating my availability:

I'm interested if the price is right I will start travelling now! I'm in xxx area

Yeh you mean you are a cheapskate haggler, no thanks!

reneesme · « **Reply #4082 on:** 18 February 2013, 10:20:24 pm »

phone rings with a private number, so I pick it up ready with my " hi there, you have rang me off a private number, you need to unblock your calls and ring me back so I can see your number" speech it went thus;

me - hi ( cut off mid word)

tit - who is this?

me - you rang me, so you must know who I am

tit - you rang my number and I'm returning your call

me - when?

tit - about a month ago

me - and you're returning it now? you must have rang me, I didn't answer, I called you back and you missed the call

tit - I don't think so - why did you ring me?

Me- I didn't!!!!

tit - I'm never ringing this number again

me - good

what the f**k???

Hotblondie · « **Reply #4083 on:** 19 February 2013, 12:19:13 am »

Helloooo
My names Richie
What do you provide?
x

Me:owo,gfe,etc etc

The retard
Hmmm
I was looking for NSAY (have no ideea what is that)
is everybody selling themselvs nowadays?

Me: sorry,cant help

The retard
U can babe
But your after material gain
I bet your beautiful but your just lowering yaself for these desperate people out here
I live near the downs
Your crazy to say you cant help babe xx

LOL, he is a real retard

Me:
Get lost looser, u dont know shit about me or WHAT I DO. Wank urself and pretend ur next to a sexy woman who loves you and ur rich too. Pathetic

The retard
Your not a product to be sold
Your a human being made to share and enjoy your love with people in life
Your stronger then that
Lol calm down

The retard again
Pathetic?
I aint a whore though

Me:
You are a bigger whore then me, trying to find free sex and preaching to the wrong tree
I enjoy what I do and I do it for money and its my choice
Whats yours, a lonely wank?

I allready feel better after telling this poor soul hes a looser

Cat_BBW · « **Reply #4084 on:** 19 February 2013, 01:33:30 am »

Quote from: hotblondie28 on 19 February 2013, 12:19:13 am

Helloooo
My names Richie
What do you provide?
x

Me:owo,gfe,etc etc

The retard
Hmmm
I was looking for NSAY (have no ideea what is that)
is everybody selling themselvs nowadays?

Me: sorry,cant help

The retard
U can babe
But your after material gain
I bet your beautiful but your just lowering yaself for these desperate people out here
I live near the downs
Your crazy to say you cant help babe xx

LOL, he is a real retard

Me:
Get lost looser, u dont know shit about me or WHAT I DO. Wank urself and pretend ur next to a sexy woman who loves you and ur rich too. Pathetic

The retard
Your not a product to be sold
Your a human being made to share and enjoy your love with people in life
Your stronger then that
Lol calm down

The retard again
Pathetic?
I aint a whore though

Me:
You are a bigger whore then me, trying to find free sex and preaching to the wrong tree
I enjoy what I do and I do it for money and its my choice
Whats yours, a lonely wank?

I allready feel better after telling this poor soul hes a looser

NSAY = No Strings Attached....dunno what the *Y* is...? Yanking? Yo Momma? Yuppie?

Hotblondie · « **Reply #4085 on:** 19 February 2013, 01:43:58 am »

thanks Cat, now I know what NSA means, free sex

dunno about that y

Nameless · « **Reply #4086 on:** 20 February 2013, 09:08:52 pm »

Phonecall this evening. Guy rings up and I can't quite figure out if possibly he has a learning disability so probably give him far too much leeway. He firstly starts telling me where he lives & I quite naturally think this means he wants an outcall, but no, this is to prove he is 'genuine' apparantly.

Then he says he needs to see a 'special lady'. Oh I say when did you want an appointment, and without going into too much detail, what do you mean?

He then says that he wants a lady to recieve a large dildo, moreover he would 'go at it hammer & tongs'.
I just terminated the call and said 'no thanks, goodbye'.

But afterwards I just felt it was really creepy with violent undertones about violating women and I wished I'd said as much to him, but of course you only think of these things afterwards.

Nameless · « **Reply #4087 on:** 21 February 2013, 12:11:42 pm »

Just had this via my website email

Hi,
I'm living at canterbury at university of kent campus in a room.
How much is it per hour and can you come to my room?

Err I'm nowhere near Canterbury matey boy which you'd know if you'd even read one line of my website.

Cat_BBW · « **Reply #4088 on:** 23 February 2013, 02:29:15 pm »

I LOVE people who read my profile before contacting me. This clearly isn't one of them...

i would like to come and see you, or you can come to my house in [removed]. would you accept 120. i am very much into schoolgirl roleplay and hope you dont mind me using poppers.

I'm obviously not going to reply, there's so much wrong with this message that it's not worth me trying to snag him as a new client. 1) I don't do incalls; 2) I don't visit private addresses; 3) he thinks I'm only worth 2 thirds of my fee, plus he's haggling on first contact; 4) I'm 41, bit too old to pretend to be 16; 5) I don't do drugs and don't accept clients who are intoxicated. All info is on my profile.

And on cam last night, a paying customer asked if he made a booking, could I get him some cocaine.

SubCharlotte · « **Reply #4089 on:** 23 February 2013, 05:15:18 pm »

Quote from: Cat_BBW on 23 February 2013, 02:29:15 pm

And on cam last night, a paying customer asked if he made a booking, could I get him some cocaine.

Wow, the nerve some people have.

Orchid · « **Reply #4090 on:** 23 February 2013, 05:47:48 pm »

Quote from: cherry-ice on 23 February 2013, 05:15:18 pm

Quote from: Cat_BBW on 23 February 2013, 02:29:15 pm

And on cam last night, a paying customer asked if he made a booking, could I get him some cocaine.

Wow, the nerve some people have.

Oh yes of course its yet another misconception men have that we all do drugs us escorts.... NO WE DO NOT!!!!

Coty · « **Reply #4091 on:** 23 February 2013, 05:52:38 pm »

Quote from: Cat_BBW on 23 February 2013, 02:29:15 pm

I LOVE people who read my profile before contacting me. This clearly isn't one of them...

i would like to come and see you, or you can come to my house in [removed]. would you accept 120. i am very much into schoolgirl roleplay and hope you dont mind me using poppers.

I'm obviously not going to reply, there's so much wrong with this message that it's not worth me trying to snag him as a new client. 1) I don't do incalls; 2) I don't visit private addresses; 3) he thinks I'm only worth 2 thirds of my fee, plus he's haggling on first contact; 4) I'm 41, bit too old to pretend to be 16; 5) I don't do drugs and don't accept clients who are intoxicated. All info is on my profile.

And on cam last night, a paying customer asked if he made a booking, could I get him some cocaine.

FGS

Why oh why can they not take 5 mins max to read a profile?

Mind you I don't agree with your no4! I'm 54 in April and still get asked for this role play! I actually feel comfortable with it because of my age.

Cat_BBW · « **Reply #4092 on:** 23 February 2013, 08:12:02 pm »

Quote from: Coty on 23 February 2013, 05:52:38 pm

Quote from: Cat_BBW on 23 February 2013, 02:29:15 pm
I LOVE people who read my profile before contacting me. This clearly isn't one of them...

i would like to come and see you, or you can come to my house in [removed]. would you accept 120. i am very much into schoolgirl roleplay and hope you dont mind me using poppers.

I'm obviously not going to reply, there's so much wrong with this message that it's not worth me trying to snag him as a new client. 1) I don't do incalls; 2) I don't visit private addresses; 3) he thinks I'm only worth 2 thirds of my fee, plus he's haggling on first contact; 4) I'm 41, bit too old to pretend to be 16; 5) I don't do drugs and don't accept clients who are intoxicated. All info is on my profile.

And on cam last night, a paying customer asked if he made a booking, could I get him some cocaine.

FGS
Why oh why can they not take 5 mins max to read a profile?

Mind you I don't agree with your no4! I'm 54 in April and still get asked for this role play! I actually feel comfortable with it because of my age.

True! I think it was just cos it was HIM that made no.4 relevant. Also, I am more the school teacher spanking the schoolgirl (client), or the headgirl, being as I'm more dominant.

I don't often get requests for schoolgirl roleplay - I bet you're good at it

Coty · « **Reply #4093 on:** 23 February 2013, 08:38:21 pm »

Quote from: Cat_BBW on 23 February 2013, 08:12:02 pm

True! I think it was just cos it was HIM that made no.4 relevant. Also, I am more the school teacher spanking the schoolgirl (client), or the headgirl, being as I'm more dominant.

I don't often get requests for schoolgirl roleplay - I bet you're good at it

Oh come and spank me Mistress I've been a naughty girl LOL

Yes I'm REALLY good at it...it's one of my fave role plays!

Cat_BBW · « **Reply #4094 on:** 23 February 2013, 08:43:13 pm »

Quote from: Coty on 23 February 2013, 08:38:21 pm

Quote from: Cat_BBW on 23 February 2013, 08:12:02 pm

True! I think it was just cos it was HIM that made no.4 relevant. Also, I am more the school teacher spanking the schoolgirl (client), or the headgirl, being as I'm more dominant.

I don't often get requests for schoolgirl roleplay - I bet you're good at it

Oh come and spank me Mistress I've been a naughty girl LOL

Yes I'm REALLY good at it...it's one of my fave role plays!

LOL!

See also the main SAAFE.info site for more Support And Advice For Escorts

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