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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #4065 on: 16 February 2013, 05:40:34 pm »
Quote from: Coty on 16 February 2013, 05:38:32 pm
Why have all the 18 year olds come out to play and waste my time...had three in the last five days? Must be a lot of budding young entrepreneurs around as they all want to pay my fares and hotel to travel different parts of the country! lol

One wanting me to travel to Liverpool and he'll pay all my costs and hotel...yeah right sonny Jim!
Another wanting to come to me or do a car meet and last night one in Crawley, who also would pay my fares and hotel etc...money no object. :FF
He sounded totally out of it and when I stopped answering his calls he kept calling al night leaving disgusting messages (not threatening just what he wanted to do to me etc...bleugh!)

Must be half term or something!

Half term's just finished here and it does bring them out of the woodwork. I've had my call blocker on since that pillock I posted about the other day so am offically not fussed :D.
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #4066 on: 16 February 2013, 05:43:57 pm »
I believe it has been Half Term in my neck of the woods this week  ;D

Heres my latest little gem via text today:

Hi! I hope you had a lovely valentines day?  Unfortunately I missed out althought the champagne is sitll in the fridge.  Is 47 years old ok for you? Kisses James xx

Depends James, are you paying? No I thought not........
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #4067 on: 16 February 2013, 05:45:51 pm »
Quote from: amy on 16 February 2013, 05:40:34 pm
Half term's just finished here and it does bring them out of the woodwork. I've had my call blocker on since that pillock I posted about the other day so am offically not fussed :D.

Aha...I knew it! Idiots. What worries me is if they're under 18...not that I see anyone that young....but worries me even talking to these young kids that I'll be done for paedophilia or something!
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #4068 on: 16 February 2013, 06:46:10 pm »
Quote from: amy on 16 February 2013, 05:33:15 pm

It wasn't 'an escort', it was picking up the phone not to 'is that Amy?' or similar, it was having 'is this 'the escort' (as in 'the TV' or 'the toaster' - other inanimate objects are available) and I think my post was pretty clear.

Yes Amy it was clear in your post but I still dont think its the worst thing we could be called.  Ok its not the politest but guys can be twats and get flustered, not everyone is good on a phone.  I make allowances for that.

I had a call something similar to yours last week though I wasnt told to f off.  I cant remember  the exact wording but it was just as easy to say yes, take 10-15 seconds to answer another question and then hang up.

I really dont think it is that bad or the worst Ive heard, but obviously you do and neither of us is wrong, we just deal with it in a different way.  Difference was I wasnt told to f off.
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #4069 on: 16 February 2013, 08:38:06 pm »
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Quote from: Maisie on 31 January 2013, 05:07:30 pm
I've just ranted on a non-escort forum about this app.  Go very carefully as I put the app on my iPhone because my daughter insisted.  It automatically adds everyone you've ever known (I tend to keep ALL phone numbers so I know who to not answer).  Last week I had an inbox chat request (with a photo) of someone I've been trying to lose from my life for almost a year.  What's frightening is that I've changed my phone number twice since the last contact I had with this person.  But because they were on my contacts list I got added to theirs.  At this point I don't know whether they actually have my new number, or just had the option to message me without knowing it.  I'm done with trying to find out and scouring places like Yahoo Answers etc.  I've just deleted the app.  But really how dangerous is that ?

Is that whats app?.

Hi, apologies for my late response I've been living the nightmare with a burst cold water tank and overflow pipe ? la Niagra Falls. I live on the 15th floor which doesn't help.   It's been over a week and I'm still unwilling to move back in. 

It was What's App.  Alarmingly it is the most popular iPhone app.  However, if you google What's App + privacy ( or similar terms) you will see there are a whole lot of other issues with What's App.  Unencrypted passwords etc.

I am still unable to confirm via the What's App dev team whether the fact that this completely unwanted person who appeared in my inbox to initiate chat actually now knows my new number. 

Totally my own fault, I should know better.  I should have actually found out exactly what I was doing even using this app.  All this random and prolific "sharing" is an accident waiting to happen. 

What's worse is some people (the same people who think their laptop is a "FACEBOOK MACHINE" ) like this part of it so they get loads and loads of random strangers to chat to.  What the hell is wrong with me/these people ?
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #4070 on: 17 February 2013, 02:49:36 am »
Quote from: amy on 16 February 2013, 05:33:15 pm
Quote from: Lady_Lust_XXX on 15 February 2013, 07:50:52 pm
Quote from: amy on 15 February 2013, 04:55:47 pm
Well I'd rather have neither of them which is why I don't tolerate ping pong texts either, and I can't believe that anybody would rather have somebody grunt 'is that the escort' at them and then tell them to fuck off. It's not as if these are the only two possibilities, is it?

I'd rather have neither of them too but if being called an escort and being told to f off was the worst I heard in a day I wouldnt have much to worry about.

It wasn't 'an escort', it was picking up the phone not to 'is that Amy?' or similar, it was having 'is this 'the escort' (as in 'the TV' or 'the toaster' - other inanimate objects are available) and I think my post was pretty clear.

Not being addressed by name is a pet hate of mine because it's incredibly rude, and since only a miniscule number of my enquiries come from charmless twats like this (thick ones yes, but not rude) then that is far and away the worst I normally have to hear in a day. In fact that's the worst I've heard in quite a while. Obviously I don't have much to worry about then, so that's good to know at least.
This is a MASSIVE pet hate of mine! I mean what does it take to say 'Hello is this Kylie?' nothing. And they will always get a much better response. Like you Amy I very rarely get abusive or rude callers but when I do it really gets to me. I would have personally text the fucker back saying he is disgustingly rude and if he actually read my profile in the first place he wouldnt be wasting his own time and all his calls and texts are now blocked. I've had many times where they say 'is this an escort?' or something similar and I always say 'Yes my name is KYLIE'

Oh and my all time favourite, no introduction
'I'm looking for a massage'
'As it says on my profile my name is KYLIE and I'm an independent escort'
'Yeah that's what I mean' FFS!!!
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #4071 on: 17 February 2013, 09:28:49 am »
Him:Could you tell me the name of your company?
Me:Where did you get my details?
Him: Adultwork.
Me:It's a profile I use and my working name is clearly on it.  :FF
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #4072 on: 17 February 2013, 09:43:19 am »
Quote from: MissKylie on 17 February 2013, 02:49:36 am
Quote from: amy on 16 February 2013, 05:33:15 pm
Quote from: Lady_Lust_XXX on 15 February 2013, 07:50:52 pm
Quote from: amy on 15 February 2013, 04:55:47 pm
Well I'd rather have neither of them which is why I don't tolerate ping pong texts either, and I can't believe that anybody would rather have somebody grunt 'is that the escort' at them and then tell them to fuck off. It's not as if these are the only two possibilities, is it?

I'd rather have neither of them too but if being called an escort and being told to f off was the worst I heard in a day I wouldnt have much to worry about.

It wasn't 'an escort', it was picking up the phone not to 'is that Amy?' or similar, it was having 'is this 'the escort' (as in 'the TV' or 'the toaster' - other inanimate objects are available) and I think my post was pretty clear.

Not being addressed by name is a pet hate of mine because it's incredibly rude, and since only a miniscule number of my enquiries come from charmless twats like this (thick ones yes, but not rude) then that is far and away the worst I normally have to hear in a day. In fact that's the worst I've heard in quite a while. Obviously I don't have much to worry about then, so that's good to know at least.
This is a MASSIVE pet hate of mine! I mean what does it take to say 'Hello is this Kylie?' nothing. And they will always get a much better response. Like you Amy I very rarely get abusive or rude callers but when I do it really gets to me. I would have personally text the fucker back saying he is disgustingly rude and if he actually read my profile in the first place he wouldnt be wasting his own time and all his calls and texts are now blocked. I've had many times where they say 'is this an escort?' or something similar and I always say 'Yes my name is KYLIE'

Oh and my all time favourite, no introduction
'I'm looking for a massage'
'As it says on my profile my name is KYLIE and I'm an independent escort'
'Yeah that's what I mean' FFS!!!

This again proves that we all work differently and in a way that suits us.

My name is not on my profile and not always in an ad I am displaying, so guys cant ask for me by name. 

I find it more offensive to be called "hun" grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr, "dear", "love", or "darling" or anything similar, by people that dont know me, even other escorts.  I would rather they didnt call me anything rather by using one of these horrible names. 
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #4073 on: 17 February 2013, 09:54:18 am »
Another corker this morning :

Looks like I missed you this time around. Will you be back in March? If you are I am interested in having my wee world rocked....what you think?

My profile quite clearly states ill be back in his area in March !!!!  What do I think ?   .................. I think he ought to learn how to read profiles.  As for "having his wee world rocked" ............. Im not even going there.   Ye Gads.

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #4074 on: 17 February 2013, 09:58:07 am »
Quote from: Coty on 16 February 2013, 05:38:32 pm


Must be half term or something!

It is! Just started here in London and other areas, while some places have just had their's. URGH. Hate half term/school hols. More TWs, less money, even on cam, cos the familes and wives stay up later.
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #4075 on: 17 February 2013, 10:10:25 am »
Ive never found half term much different.  But Ive heard many people saying this.  Another reason not to respond to texts and wait for the phone call when you can at least hear they are over 18 and may be bonafide clients.
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #4076 on: 17 February 2013, 04:50:03 pm »
I got tired of repeating myself especially as most do not read your profile before emailing so have set my auto respond to include all the stupid rhetorical questions I usually get asked.   :)  Now I get apology text messages after reading the auto respond lol
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #4077 on: 17 February 2013, 07:41:44 pm »
Weirdest, email. EVER.

hi , i have beards, i am who are gentlemen, i am very polite, i am non smokers.
i am have that brown skin. Men who smile alot.
Shy and nervous men turn me on alot.
what more you need bb
how much you pay me now to meet will i will book hotel room
sam xxxx
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #4078 on: 17 February 2013, 07:56:33 pm »
Deleted, posted in error, sorry.
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #4079 on: 17 February 2013, 09:07:50 pm »
Quote from: xdelilahx on 17 February 2013, 07:41:44 pm
Weirdest, email. EVER.

hi , i have beards, i am who are gentlemen, i am very polite, i am non smokers.
i am have that brown skin. Men who smile alot.
Shy and nervous men turn me on alot.
what more you need bb
how much you pay me now to meet will i will book hotel room
sam xxxx

Probably a bad online translation - that would make me ignore because if you don't understand him in written text, what hope do you have in person?
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