A frustrating TWish day culminating in a guy who I shall call 'The Ditherer' - called earlier to ask was I free at 5, where was I yada yada........oh I may have a conference call at 5........dither dither dither...finally saying he'd call back if he was free.

So at 4.45 he rings to say 'I'm in the area now'.  Err so I'm supposed to shower, get my naughty room ready, tidy up etc all in the space of a few minutes.

I say I'm not ready, you gave me no warning I do need at least 20 minutes to get ready (pretty damm good I thought).  Oh he says it was difficult to stop along the way.....another time.......dither dither. 

I forgot I must be a bad whore, I am not on stand by 24 hours a day, dressed in sexy gear ready to go at a moments notice 

I find these ones the most irritating. They could quite happily have seen you if they had the basic common sense to call ahead (I ask for an hour's notice) but then when it comes down to it they want to see you 'immediately' (!) and can't come in 45 minutes/an hour's time as they apparently need to be somewhere else then....What I hate is the way they put their stress on to you, what's the difficulty in calling or texting one hour before their arrival time? You also can't trust them to show as they tend to come up with needing to be somewhere else a few minutes after calling. Personally I need to shower/douche, get a bed ready, do makeup and get an outfit together before I'm happy to see anyone - I just can't do all this with 15 minutes notice.

Got this on my duo AW profile this morning:

"Looking to lose my virginity can u help xxx"

Happy Valentines...

hello lovely lady , I saw your profile and just had to send you a msg and make a link with you, you look amazing in your pics
Id love to come and treat you and give you my special treatment I offer services too, I will take care of all ur fantasies and pleasure all rolled into 1 whole hour....if you'd like me to cum twice, well, no problem maybe today 4.30?xx
 

Yaaaaaaaawwwwwwwnnnnnnnnn....and BLOCK!

By phone a couple of minutes ago:

Me: Hello?

Memory Man: Is this the escort?

Me: Sorry? Who are you trying to contact?

Memory Man: I want the escort. Have I got the wrong number?

Me: Yes, I think you have. This is Amy - we have names, just like everybody else.

Memory Man: Well up yours then you fucking bitch.

For the benefit of newbies, this is where screening processes really take care of themselves by ensuring that knobbers like this never, ever get a booking anywhere without us having to really do anything at all. And now I remember why I don't generally answer my phone.

Charming!  I pity the poor sod who does get a booking with him!

Makes me laugh how when they don't get what they want we're suddenly bitches and slags and not the sexy escort that they were trying to book just 2 minutes before! IDIOTS!

hello lovely lady , I saw your profile and just had to send you a msg and make a link with you, you look amazing in your pics
Id love to come and treat you and give you my special treatment I offer services too, I will take care of all ur fantasies and pleasure all rolled into 1 whole hour....if you'd like me to cum twice, well, no problem maybe today 4.30?xx
 

He wants you to pay for services for "your pleasure and fantasy" , but expects himself ( the provider!!) to "come twice" ..OMG , waht a chancher !!

I see it differently. 

I would rather take a call from a dickhead like this and have it over with in about 30 seconds flat than receive continual texts asking for information that could be answered within this 30 seconds call.

It  proves that we all prefer to work in a different way and none of them are 100% correct for another worker.

Well I'd rather have neither of them which is why I don't tolerate ping pong texts either, and I can't believe that anybody would rather have somebody grunt 'is that the escort' at them and then tell them to fuck off. It's not as if these are the only two possibilities, is it? (and God they're not, or I wouldn't have a business).

hot from the weirdo-timewasters keyboard:

'I am seeking someone who has the facility and inclination to subject me to a form of humiliating punishment to demonstrate my true status. That is, after a precursor of defilement, emasculation, humiliation and abuse, confinement amongst the trash in a garbage bin, for a miserable period of several hours, overnight, or perhaps even a full 24 hours. So there would need to be secluded access to a suitable person size refuse bin like a large wheely bin, and a good supply of suitably foul smelling, slimy putrid garbage. If I find someone with the right twisted imagination, happy to do this, details and costs could be discussed.'

not that I would mind locking some one in the trash for any amount of time, but ...

*sigh* 

as for the 'details and costs could be discussed; *double sigh*

a FREE kick in the balls for this man.

Why have all the 18 year olds come out to play and waste my time...had three in the last five days? Must be a lot of budding young entrepreneurs around as they all want to pay my fares and hotel to travel different parts of the country! lol

One wanting me to travel to Liverpool and he'll pay all my costs and hotel...yeah right sonny Jim!
Another wanting to come to me or do a car meet and last night one in Crawley, who also would pay my fares and hotel etc...money no object.
He sounded totally out of it and when I stopped answering his calls he kept calling al night leaving disgusting messages (not threatening just what he wanted to do to me etc...bleugh!)

Must be half term or something!