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meetingdiversity

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #4020 on: 05 February 2013, 11:45:52 pm »
I've just ranted on a non-escort forum about this app.  Go very carefully as I put the app on my iPhone because my daughter insisted.  It automatically adds everyone you've ever known (I tend to keep ALL phone numbers so I know who to not answer).  Last week I had an inbox chat request (with a photo) of someone I've been trying to lose from my life for almost a year.  What's frightening is that I've changed my phone number twice since the last contact I had with this person.  But because they were on my contacts list I got added to theirs.  At this point I don't know whether they actually have my new number, or just had the option to message me without knowing it.  I'm done with trying to find out and scouring places like Yahoo Answers etc.  I've just deleted the app.  But really how dangerous is that ?

Is that whats app?.

Orchid

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #4021 on: 06 February 2013, 07:33:53 am »
Tell you what else is annoying...  Conversations like this:

Him:  Hi Stephanie, I have seen your profile and would like to come and see you at 3 today.  Are you available?

Me:  Yes, this is fine, I can do then.  Would you like my address?

Him:  I will call back when I know what I am doing...

Why bother??  Then usually they never call back!  Grr just call me when you can DEFINITELY come over!  That gets right on my milks, that one, and variations of! x

 I get those and wonder if they know their own minds !!!  I dont give out the postcode until they have made a definate booking anyway.

strawberry

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #4022 on: 06 February 2013, 08:50:23 am »
Tell you what else is annoying...  Conversations like this:

Him:  Hi Stephanie, I have seen your profile and would like to come and see you at 3 today.  Are you available?

Me:  Yes, this is fine, I can do then.  Would you like my address?

Him:  I will call back when I know what I am doing...

Why bother??  Then usually they never call back!  Grr just call me when you can DEFINITELY come over!  That gets right on my milks, that one, and variations of! x

 I get those and wonder if they know their own minds !!!  I dont give out the postcode until they have made a definate booking anyway.

Even better is when someone asks either by text or on the phone(most of the time texting), "Can I make a booking?", even better "Want to see you now", then starts asking about fees, age, looks, services.................says they've not seen any details.

Funny how they were so certain they wanted to book, but without any info. I could be offering anything and everything(or not) and then if the conversation continues it turns out they require something different, somewhere different.

Either it's just for the chat, or people are just daft(both I think).

One memorable text I received asked me "Who" would he be seeing if he did make a booking. He said he wasn't sure if I was a 'company', my website makes it clear I'm not an agency.


ana30

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #4023 on: 06 February 2013, 12:25:24 pm »
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Funny how they were so certain they wanted to book, but without any info. I could be offering anything and everything(or not) and then if the conversation continues it turns out they require something different, somewhere different

These types "make my day":

-"Hi can i make a booking for 3 pm?"
- "Sure.."
- "By the way what are your rates, where are you located and what services do you offer?"

Another favourite is:
 "Hi, can I have some details please?"

 :FF :FF :FF

I always refer them to my website in a very polite manner. Needless to say they NEVER call back, so nowadays when I get one of these calls I immediately classify them as TW's right away  (although I still send them to my website in order to get rid of 'em).
Mornings were made for sleeping, wild sex and bacon.

foreign affairs

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #4024 on: 07 February 2013, 08:26:36 am »
Hello there,

I'll be honest with you, I'll be 20 in 13 days and I'm still a virgin. I know it's weird, but I've always been the polite/nervous type. I'm interested in an incall, even only 30 minutes would do I guess. We could meet at my place but I've got 2 flatmates, they're never home but in case they are, I don't wanna draw too much attention, that's why it'd be great if I could come to you. I've also been meaning to ask you about your rate, how much would it be for 30 minutes of your time then? Let me know, thank you.

Kind regards,
M.

« Last Edit: 07 February 2013, 08:28:26 am by foreign affairs »

Orchid

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #4025 on: 07 February 2013, 08:59:10 am »
TEXTER - can you do 5-10 mins for ?20.00
me- why dont you have a quick wank at home and save youre cash!
TEXTER - oh ok !!!  ::)

sade

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #4026 on: 07 February 2013, 02:47:21 pm »
TEXTER - can you do 5-10 mins for ?20.00
me- why dont you have a quick wank at home and save youre cash!
TEXTER - oh ok !!!  ::)

I suggested them buying a dvd when I got that sort of messages .:)
Take care, play safe and sane !

Darling_Delilah

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #4027 on: 07 February 2013, 02:53:55 pm »
I had two awful ones yesterday

"Hi, I'd like an overnight at the Hilton hotel."

Me: Sure, can you send a booking request in please?

NEVER replied, or booked or anything! T_T I got my hopes up! waaahh. :P

And another:
"Hi, have you got a hour free tonight?"

Me: Yeah, I do, please send me a post code, etc etc.

NO REPLY! Waaaahh. :'(

MsDee

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #4028 on: 08 February 2013, 10:50:29 pm »
I had a blinder tonight, received a booking request had a look to see what it was all about.  Was a guy requesting 30hrs for 50pounds for the 11th in Colchester.  The profile had been created today.  Now of lately I have had a lot of fake bookings come through just so that they can have the "feedback only" option to leave me malicious feedback.  So I blocked him but if AW allows this one to leave me negative feedback without the booking even been scheduled or taken place I will shit a brick and post it to them.

Green Carnation

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #4029 on: 09 February 2013, 12:06:43 am »
I got this one last night, after 2am
'Still playing out tonight? Southwark Travelodge ?50,come now'.....

ilovedots

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #4030 on: 09 February 2013, 12:14:08 am »
I got this one last night, after 2am
'Still playing out tonight? Southwark Travelodge ?50,come now'.....

Priceless ;D
Yes, I'd risk it for a biscuit, as I said, you know me.

Darling_Delilah

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #4031 on: 09 February 2013, 03:31:12 am »
I got a hilarious one last night.
In texts:

"Hi delilah outcall"
Me: Hello, what time would you like? How long for? etc etc
Him: "2 hour tonight"
Me: What time? Could you send me a post code please, etc etc.
Him: *Post code here*
Him: price
Me: ..... err *texts the price back*
Him: you sexy, u come sea me tomorrow.
Him: 2pm.

Like my fiance says, (He knows now and is yay! :D ) "It's like he's ordering fast food."
I felt so tempted to say: "Why yes, I will throw you in the sea, no problem! :)"

Needless to say, timewaster. :(

xCara

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #4032 on: 09 February 2013, 09:39:47 am »
"Can I put it in your ass"

Eh, no

RR

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #4033 on: 09 February 2013, 11:29:24 pm »
I got this one last night, after 2am
'Still playing out tonight? Southwark Travelodge ?50,come now'.....

You turned this one down?? Worra dream! You lost out lady

Coty

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #4034 on: 10 February 2013, 02:41:49 am »
I got this one last night, after 2am
'Still playing out tonight? Southwark Travelodge ?50,come now'.....


I got one VERY similar 2 nights ago 2am by text......  Cum now, Nottinghill, ?50