This has just dropped into my inbox - I may just play along for a laugh

Greetings, I must say I am very glad that my gaze has met your virtual representation.

Im Steven , 27 year old from Lanarkshire but work in carlisle- im a young professional with a stable income seeking a once a month arrangement with a local lady. I am looking for something really regular once per month.


I am actually in a relationship, and although I can afford to pay full fee's I cannot discreetly hide large amounts of money each month. I am looking to pay around £50 every month for a humiliation session. Again I do not aim to offend at all- but I cannot risk my relationship.I would pay this every month. I enjoy basicaly being dominated and humiliated- I hope you can cater for this.

I can also subsidies my smaller payment by working for you in other ways. I can create websites- and am a keen photographer/videographer. I know you may hear this alot, but i have a lighting kit and a first class photography degree- which I can display on meeting. Again I hope this doesn't offend.

I really hope you may consider this, as your exactly what I am seeking looks wise. Please reply even if it's a no as this email has taken a lot of effort.

Kind regards,

Steven.

He should advertise himself for free on gumtree instead of bothering escorts  !!!

Well hey babe, how you doing? New to this then? I'd love to get to know you more. Why are you single???

Have a look at my profile and pic and see what you think of me? Unlike most people - I've got a completed profile :-).

I run my own adult website (I don't do anything sexual myself! People upload their own videos and pics etc). Unlike most guys, I'm not looking for sex of ANY kind. I actually don't like casual sex at all and have never booked an escort in my life. I much prefer being in a long term loving relationship with someone I WANT to be with. I would like to be with someone who is also in the industry, not having to lie about what you do (cause I'm not a liar) or be judged by ignorant, prudish people who don't understand. Must be the same for you eh?

I'm not like most guys, who are controlling and possessive and want to take away your independence, check up on you all the time and tell you what you can and can't do. I'm easy going, fun, bubbly and happy go lucky. I don't do stress, arguments or agro, life's for having a good time right!?

It would be lovely to get to know you. Tell me about yourself, What guys do you go for (personality wise) and how you finding this site? Do you think you're single because you're worried about guys getting to close and then taking away your independence? Or afraid they will cheat and hurt you? I'm just curious? I'm nothing like any of that by the way.

Hope to speak soon,
Scott x
 
This fucking idiot has filled his whole adultwork profile out with his interests from what food and movies he likes to his likes and dislikes in a person and how he wants a loving realationship lol! He claims to be 30 but looks 18. Well I definitely gave him a piece of my mind that's all I can say!

I got this message two days ago:

 OK lets get this out of the way; I am 15 years old, a virgin and I want to have sex with you for free. But remember that after one or two meet-ups, i would become amaing and make you squirt like the fountain next in the middle of town. The virgin thing, is actually a good thing because we will both have a night to remember.

Please reply babe.

I am free Monday and Wednesday of this week.

 Needless to say I didn't reply..

Hi everyone,

I got this email from 'p********@gmail.com' straight to my email address with no idea as to what site he found me on. he said:


"Dear Gemma:
 
I am going to be in town on business for a week and am looking for a young lady to join me for dinner and overnight each night.  7PM until 7AM and CASH is no problem.  If you are interested please send a pic of your breasts and ass and I will call you.
 
Sincerely,
 
Peter"

So of course I will send him a closeup picture of my goods as he asked, yeah right 

I emailed him back saying that this is an escort service for gentlemen and I will be doing no such thing, i even told him to have a nice dinner.

The cheeky bugger replied saying;

"That attitude is why you're in this situation.  Good luck"

I dont know about you girls, but I am in no way in a bad position, I quite love my job to death 

Just a heads up for any women out there to watch out for this charmless rat.



_{Email address censored}

Woops! Thought I posted this on warnings, sorry Mods!

Woops! Thought I posted this on warnings, sorry Mods!

It was in Warnings, and I moved it to here because a random bloke sending a stupid email is not sufficient ground for posting in the Warnings section - anybody receiving this email would have just ignored his request so there's nothing to warn anybody about.

The Rules for Posting Warnings are at the top of the section, and the child board for persistent timewasters has one too - please read them before posting there .

Hi Ladies

I got an email from AW from a man called "Russ" asking to see me for 3 days. It sounded good until he said that I could use his hotel room and take incalls while he was out. Then he proceeded to say that he wouldnt pay me for my time because he is letting me use his hotel room. He tried to sugar coat this deal by saying he didnt want tons of sex from me although I would have to have sex with him at some point. The last part of he deal was he would pay for drinks and dinner out for both of us .

This guy tried to say he has done this with other girls and it worked. As far as I can see he is only after free sex.

that is ridiculous and very cheeky. I used to get that when I was a newbie. I would never accept.

I graciously told him that is the dumbest offer I have ever heard. I even told him that everyone knows about his offer and its being talked about amongst us within community and not to bother any of the other ladies with this stellar deal

If he expected to share the hotel room, then it's not worth it IMO. An overnighter is worth way more than what he'd be spending on the room and dinner and drinks with a client is work, not payment..

It can be good value if he's just paying for the room, having his fun for an hour, then leaving, but you'd need to be very clear about what he would, and wouldn't, be getting in exchange.. Ideally see him for a 1 hour session first to make sure he's ok.

I mentioned on here that a client I met in Dubai agreed to pay for a return ticket from Milan to Dubai and my hotel for a week in return for 1 session per day. He'd said he would only come to my hotel for his daily massage and sex, wouldn't be sleeping over, would give me plenty of notice what time he was coming over and that I'd be seeing other clients. He was fine about keeping to that agreement and didn't push for more. I did agree to do 2 duos with other male escorts which I don't usually do but that was my choice.

I ended up extending my stay and staying there for nearly a month. He paid for the first week in the hotel and paid half my hotel bill for the second week. I only saw him 10 times the whole time I was there and business was very good so it worked out really well for me.

Be careful though, with a disrespectful, boundary pushing client, this kind of arrangement could turn into a nightmare..

He didnt want money from me he thought that letting me use his room was doing me a favor??? I said to him that my rates are reasonable there were no frills to meeting me and why doesnt he just book me for the hour or whatever. I even tried telling him what you said book me over night and he will save in the long run.

I hope to never run into the kind of client you had in Duabi.

I think what he was trying to do is... have the company he works for pay the room and pay for food and drinks. So basically he wont even spend any of his own money. I told him people are talking about him and not to bother the ladies around here.