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Ruby Reid And Alex

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #3945 on: 21 January 2013, 01:03:07 pm »
I think I just threw up a little:

Hey gawjus,

u like my big fat cheesy rumple long baggy foreskin? can I put him over
your nose hun and watch u sniff my bell-cheese while I finger your tight
wet pussy and watch you eat my cheesy lizard?

... If your a good girl, I may even suck your savoury toes and cheesy
bum, mmm let me lick that yummy cheesy bumhole of yours gawjus, i'll
worship and clean u like u never have been before u sexy sod  xxx

thanks hun

best regards
cheesy dean xxx
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Coty

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #3946 on: 21 January 2013, 06:48:51 pm »
That has got to be a wind up surely? OMG that's just gross  :-X
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saturnspirit

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #3947 on: 21 January 2013, 10:04:03 pm »
Quote from: Betty on 17 January 2013, 03:31:53 am


"hi,
I'm sorry to ask you this but I was little concerned about this matter so thought to ask you for your help. If you could kindly help
After a week without masturbation, I took this picture of my CUM and while taking that picture, I wanked three times with a time gap of 1 hr between each wank. So that picture shows three of my cum loads, and that pic is my profile.
So from your observation if you could tell whether my three cum load amount is fine, or do you think that is less?? And if you say that is less then can you give me the %age difference you see in my cum amount and in normal cum amount.

AND PLEASE BE HONEST AND PLEASE SAY THE TRUTH
TA and secondly, do you do tit wank or anal sex"

Low tolerance at this time of the day...

"get a grip u f**king mentalist."

Yep I had this one the other day on aw! Just added to the blacklist. Sounds like a silly little teenage boy!
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mysterious leicester

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #3948 on: 22 January 2013, 12:40:41 am »
My latest one....

Sure its a cut and paste, any others got this?

Hi love
I?m 18 and need little help from you.
In my profile there is a picture of cum. So can you please tell by your professional experience as to how much cum shots you think there are, less than one load, one load, etc.
Regards and please do help as this helps me a lot. It wont even take you a minute BUT your answer will serve me a great help

My reply:

Please help me. my eye sight is not too good so i need ?200 to buy some contact lenses & see your photos...it won't take you a minute to send me it but your money will serve me great help.....
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Ruby Reid And Alex

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #3949 on: 22 January 2013, 12:47:02 am »
Quote from: Coty on 21 January 2013, 06:48:51 pm
That has got to be a wind up surely? OMG that's just gross  :-X

Yeah - his notes on AW show he was likely sending this msg or something similar to a lot of girls today, we just ignored and didn't give him the pleasure of a response.
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Orchid

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #3950 on: 22 January 2013, 09:50:12 am »
do these callers, texters and emailers have nothing better to do with their time?, they need to get a life or a blow up doll and for some even a penis enlarger pump.  ::) 
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ladyofthemansion

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #3951 on: 22 January 2013, 04:57:07 pm »
I remember when I was new at this and I accepte my first booking by text. After an hour of him saying he was on way and bombarding me with texts asking what I was wearing he then texted one minute before the booking time to say he wasn't coming.
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Lunar Moon

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #3952 on: 22 January 2013, 05:52:51 pm »
Quote from: ladyofthemansion on 22 January 2013, 04:57:07 pm
I remember when I was new at this and I accepte my first booking by text. After an hour of him saying he was on way and bombarding me with texts asking what I was wearing he then texted one minute before the booking time to say he wasn't coming.

Oh yes the What are you wearing alarm bells question for me that after taking a booking .... I always reply " I don't discuss anything at all via text, are you definitely coming at ???"

Not always right but 80% of guys who ask you that are TW's in my experience.

As for old Phil the texter why don't you just block his texts - I have done that to a few irritating idiots myself.
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delillahd

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #3953 on: 22 January 2013, 08:19:20 pm »
I just got a little gem today.

I signed up for a local recommendation board and within two minutes of creating my account a random man with less that 10 posts sent me this:

Hi

I woulld love to know more about your services and donations details. If you have pictures, it would be great.

Thanks

Several things, 1) I JUST joined, don't be such a creep. 2) You made some spelling errors, not cute. 3) Newbie chaser much? 4) I have not made a single post on this board, why you so eager?

Yuck, yuck, yuck.

I'm going to be polite and direct him to my website where he will find out I have Rates NOT Donations.
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TeenKylie

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #3954 on: 23 January 2013, 04:22:48 am »
"I need some help from you. As you see many men small and big. So do men with smaller balls and cock also cum small?
I?ve a small cock (Pictures in my profile). The picture showing my cum is of my THREE cum loads. So is that cum fine for three loads or is it less?
Please do help. I?m 18 and inexperienced. I really like to know myself. So please be honest. It wont take you a minute BUT your help will be really important for me to understand about myself."

I told him to fuck off.
 
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Cat_BBW

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #3955 on: 23 January 2013, 05:27:53 pm »
Quote from: MissKylie on 23 January 2013, 04:22:48 am
"I need some help from you. As you see many men small and big. So do men with smaller balls and cock also cum small?
I?ve a small cock (Pictures in my profile). The picture showing my cum is of my THREE cum loads. So is that cum fine for three loads or is it less?
Please do help. I?m 18 and inexperienced. I really like to know myself. So please be honest. It wont take you a minute BUT your help will be really important for me to understand about myself."

I told him to fuck off.

He's doing the rounds (see above). I just received it too, reported him as a spammer.
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Midsummer

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #3956 on: 23 January 2013, 08:11:32 pm »
Just had this lovely message accompanied by loads of nude/cock pics, including his face.  ::)

Hi,

i saw your ad and i am interested to meet you this sunday for one hour(incall).

I need your below services and i wanted to really enjoy sex with you as like in porn and i am so desirous about that and i  will try to satisfy you.

- direct cock suck without condom
- french kiss ( i really love that with you)
- cum 3 times

If you are ok please reply me honey,,,,,,,,,,,,,,i really need you and you are like my dream blonde girl.
i went to some but they are fully money minded i simply wasted my money :(
i hope you wont disappoint me!!!!!!
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KinkyVixen

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #3957 on: 23 January 2013, 09:30:34 pm »
Quote from: Adriana on 23 January 2013, 08:11:32 pm

- cum 3 times

I!!!

He'd better be booking more than an hour or it would be one of those "under pressure " and "feeling rushed and harrassed to get him to come " jobs ......... of course he will know he cant come 3 times in 1hr  and will prob expect to stay longer for free
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Midsummer

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #3958 on: 23 January 2013, 10:38:02 pm »
I know! Two times is doable, but three! My favorite line from him is this 'i wanted to really enjoy sex with you as like in porn and i am so desirous about that'. It cracks me up  ;D
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SecretSadie

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #3959 on: 24 January 2013, 11:10:03 pm »

Quote from: SexyBiAmy & James on 21 January 2013, 01:03:07 pm
I think I just threw up a little:

Hey gawjus,

u like my big fat cheesy rumple long baggy foreskin? can I put him over
your nose hun and watch u sniff my bell-cheese while I finger your tight
wet pussy and watch you eat my cheesy lizard?

... If your a good girl, I may even suck your savoury toes and cheesy
bum, mmm let me lick that yummy cheesy bumhole of yours gawjus, i'll
worship and clean u like u never have been before u sexy sod  xxx

thanks hun

best regards
cheesy dean xxx

Watching the movie saw12345 never made feel as sick as I feel now... :-X
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