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ParisB

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #3915 on: 09 January 2013, 12:39:03 pm »
this is surely a contender for a gold medal on how NOT to book an escort.................

DO NOT REVERSE THE CHARGES AND EXPECT ME TO PAY FOR THE CALL!!!

Twice I hung up after hearing this is a reverse charge call and twice he failed to get the hint and has rung again - seriously, reversing the charges on the phonecall  :FF :FF :FF  :FF  :FF  :FF :FF   :FF :FF :FF :FF :FF :FF :FF :FF :FF :FF

I get this where they call and hang up, they then wait and try again in the hope youre so keen and desperate (not) and think you will call back i dont.!!!
If they cant afford to pay for a call how on earth can they pay for a booking?!

i get the texts saying this person has no credit and would like you to call him  pmsl


Lady_Lust_XXX

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #3916 on: 09 January 2013, 06:38:53 pm »
If they cant afford to pay for a call how on earth can they pay for a booking?!

i get the texts saying this person has no credit and would like you to call him  pmsl

And me too, dont even warrant getting a return "free" text.  ::)
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strawberry

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #3917 on: 09 January 2013, 07:08:32 pm »
If they cant afford to pay for a call how on earth can they pay for a booking?!

i get the texts saying this person has no credit and would like you to call him  pmsl

And me too, dont even warrant getting a return "free" text.  ::)
Oh that old one "I've only got free texts".

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #3918 on: 10 January 2013, 07:28:13 pm »
Text received just now:

'Wana do a 2hour outcall 4 a new cdplayer'
'Reach for the stars
And if you don't grab them at least you'e on top of the world
Tonight I will love, love you tonight
Give me everything tonight
For all we know we might not get tomorrow
Let's do it tonight' - 'Give Me Everything' by Pitbull feat Neo

Orchid

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #3919 on: 10 January 2013, 08:42:55 pm »
Text received just now:

'Wana do a 2hour outcall 4 a new cdplayer'

Redhead  its part exchange eh?! id of asked for a live crocodile as a deal clincher,!!!!!

casey_kisses

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #3920 on: 10 January 2013, 08:44:29 pm »
Text received just now:

'Wana do a 2hour outcall 4 a new cdplayer'

Urm... do they even make CD players anymore?!

xx
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #3921 on: 10 January 2013, 09:11:13 pm »
Earlier today... a rambling email. I think I'll pass those six days of business up   ;)


Hello Dear
At the first i would like to wish you and your loved ones a wonderful Christmas, and wish you happiness and prosperity in the year ahead.
Also Please inform me you rate and your service and if you have Anal Sex in your service please inform me for your information if you have Anal sex in your service I pay for this service extra and inform me your pussy is wet  for your information I have booked in Random Hotel in London is this hotel ok for you if not I can change the hotel , of the end I will inform you if you give  me good service I will meet you in other nights also because I am 6 days for business in London .for your information I can not open your web site please send me some pictures from you alo.
Kiss You
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #3922 on: 11 January 2013, 01:06:23 am »
Lol! I had the same email too. Ridiculous.

gigi

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #3923 on: 11 January 2013, 11:17:00 am »
haha! yeah it had all the signs of a botched copy and paste job

Lol! I had the same email too. Ridiculous.

Lady_Lust_XXX

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #3924 on: 11 January 2013, 04:43:47 pm »

Urm... do they even make CD players anymore?!

xx


Yeah and you probably get change out a tenner if you buy one.
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Friday

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #3925 on: 12 January 2013, 07:38:17 pm »
Hi
I am really into role play and am looking for someone to play with, I would like to see you tomorrow for an hour to try out the scenario belowlet me know what you think:
You are dressed as a schoolgirl (but with hold-up stockings, either tan or black and no bra or knickers) and are sent to me for ?playing? with the boys, I tell you off for your behaviour and tell you that any man who you act like that with will want to lift your skirt up and fuck you. You, not believing, this saunter over and sit on my knee, kiss me for some time and say you wouldn't mind that, still believing that nothing will come of it! I say O.K. and then insist that you strip to your stockings for me, you then panic and try to wheedle out of it, and I spank you and force you to perform the striptease, Then, as I want to see you cum, I suggest you masturbate using your fingers, this is only achieved after more spanking to force you. I then tell you that all sluts like giving a B.J. you say you?re not a slut and the spanking needs to be augmented by use of implements. When you start to beg to give a B.J. and I give in you are so grateful you also rim my arsehole and thank me when I cum in your mouth.
You are now very horny and start acting like a total slut, rubbing your pussy against me and kissing and fondling me non-stop. I give in to you and lick and finger your pussy and arsehole as well as using a vibrator to make you cum.
You are still horny and continue acting the slut telling me you want fucked bareback; in fact you think you?d like a finger(or dildo) in your arse at the same time, obviously every slut gets what she wants!
What do you think? Are you up for it?


Hmmm let's see

1) I dont offer roleplay?!?!
2) I'm a 6 foot tall BBW I dont think you'd really want me sitting on your knee!
3) dont receive spanking
4) dont offer Cim
5) dont offer rimming
6) dont offer and i wont see anyone looking for bareback
7) dont receive anal

What I think is you should read profiles first...

Kimmy

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #3926 on: 12 January 2013, 11:00:27 pm »
had this one, lmao

'Can u do the following with me:


Kissing including French kissing

Prostrate massage. I?d like you to put your hands into my anal and make me scream ?.. ohhhhhhh yeah.

If you have any strap on toys, I?d like you to stick it up my anal and experience how it is like being fucked.

Smother me by putting your pussy over my mouth and making me eat and suck your pussy until your satisfied.

I?d like you to put alcohol over your body including your beautiful tits and pussy and force me to lick it.

Id like to do a threesome for my ultimate fantasy. How much extra?

Have really wet sex and finish it off with a watersport over me and me licking and sucking your pussy until it dries?? as I love pussy.

During out time I would like you to be the boss; you control me, dominate me and take advantage of me in your bed.

Let me know if you can satisfy my crave ?????'



I dont offer 3somes, prostate massage or strap on services, this is obvious from my profile

Some guys are just pathetic, you know this is a TW lmao  ::)

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #3927 on: 13 January 2013, 09:50:41 am »
Wow. I am now somewhat regretting listing my website on Punterlink. I just woke up to this email -

"Sent from my iPad I've been told you stink. You make me feel ashamed to be white"

I'd be vastly insulted, and in the bath by now, if I'd actually HAD any punters. As it is, I only attract timewasters and people who cancel at the last minute. I just wonder if maybe my disgusting stench wafts down my webcam when I'm doing that?

DianaMurphy

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #3928 on: 13 January 2013, 11:36:36 am »
Text received last night: "Ho mach your price send me post cod" I decided not to reply offering pre-haddock  :FF

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #3929 on: 14 January 2013, 09:59:20 am »

Hey, my name is J.... I was wondering if we could workout a deal....I am trying to get Irish citizenship or find a job in Ireland so I can become a naturalized citizen. I am an Irish American and I just want to get the hell out of America and bring my family blood back to the homeland. Can you help me do this please?