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sweet jane

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #3855 on: 28 December 2012, 05:49:23 pm »
*ahem*

look what Santa brought me!!  :D

'Hi .... x

WOW!!
Hope your enjoying your Christmas.. You are just one sexy lady baby I just
love those sexy pics of yours! You are fiTT (with CAPITAL T's).
I'm a 29yr old male stud from London and I have a BIG Hard Hot & ThRoBbInG
Juicy FAT Cock and I know how to use it. I'm also extremely good with my
tongue as I just love licking & eating pussy! x
I'm looking for shared content as I want to do some adult work and
escorting. I would love to take some pics/vids of us for our adultwork
profiles. If you prefer just solo content then maybe we can just take
pics/vids of each other and help each other out that way? I do consider
myself a good amateur photographer as I have an eye for a good photograph.
Maybe even if you needed a stud for a party, event or as a partner while
you escort I'd also be well up for that!
I must admit I do have a stockings fetish and love women in uniform or a
women that loves dressing up so those pics of you in your stockings really
do turn me on especially when on a mature sexy lady like your self x
I hope you don't mind me contacting you like this babe but like you I just
want to make some fucking money and have some naughty sexy discreet adult
fun along the way! ;)
Let me know what you think babe and I look forward to hearing from you
soon.


Merry Christmas & seasons greetings..Sexyregards,

BIGBoy.... xXxd; )'

mwhahahaha.
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MsDee

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #3856 on: 28 December 2012, 10:59:58 pm »
I would have emailed him back and asked "are you comparing me to a farm animal by calling me babe?"
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Coty

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #3857 on: 29 December 2012, 12:50:43 am »
Quote from: sweet jane on 28 December 2012, 05:49:23 pm
*ahem*

look what Santa brought me!!  :D

'Hi .... x

WOW!!
Hope your enjoying your Christmas.. You are just one sexy lady baby I just
love those sexy pics of yours! You are fiTT (with CAPITAL T's).
I'm a 29yr old male stud from London and I have a BIG Hard Hot & ThRoBbInG
Juicy FAT Cock and I know how to use it. I'm also extremely good with my
tongue as I just love licking & eating pussy! x
I'm looking for shared content as I want to do some adult work and
escorting. I would love to take some pics/vids of us for our adultwork
profiles. If you prefer just solo content then maybe we can just take
pics/vids of each other and help each other out that way? I do consider
myself a good amateur photographer as I have an eye for a good photograph.
Maybe even if you needed a stud for a party, event or as a partner while
you escort I'd also be well up for that!
I must admit I do have a stockings fetish and love women in uniform or a
women that loves dressing up so those pics of you in your stockings really
do turn me on especially when on a mature sexy lady like your self x
I hope you don't mind me contacting you like this babe but like you I just
want to make some fucking money and have some naughty sexy discreet adult
fun along the way! ;)
Let me know what you think babe and I look forward to hearing from you
soon.


Merry Christmas & seasons greetings..Sexyregards,

BIGBoy.... xXxd; )'

mwhahahaha.


Urgh. These type used to bug me...but now they really enrage me and turn my stomach. IDIOTS the lot of them. Grrrr. I'm not in a very tolerant mode with idiot men today!
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Mi

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #3858 on: 30 December 2012, 02:44:41 pm »
Just got this message entitled 'My domination fantasy'
Hi babe, my fantasy is to spend the evening with an escort while she takes substances to enhance her pleasure (and get you extra horny and out of control)
Would that be a turn on for you and something that you might consider ? X
I shudder to think what he want to do whilst i was 'out of control'.
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DianaMurphy

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #3859 on: 30 December 2012, 06:55:02 pm »
Text received earlier: "wna fuk?"

I know, I know, must not respond, must not respond! But I did... LOL! "Sorry I prefer my cock to be attached to something with a brain..."  ::)
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wonderlass

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #3860 on: 30 December 2012, 07:07:48 pm »
Email yesterday - ?Would you like to visit me here for 2 hours of sexy fun either this evening or sometime tomorrow? I can offer ?150.?

Polite reply - "I don't do discounts or negotiations. I will see you for one hour if you have ?150 or if you want the full two hours then that's ?230."

Email today - "How about visiting me this afternoon for 2 hours at 3.30pm for ?200? I live a short distance from Such-A-Place tube and I could collect you from there by car)."

Less than polite reply - "Hi again, I think you may be having problems reading my rates. I do not offer negotiations or discounts ever. If I wanted to offer ?200 for two hours then I?m pretty fucking sure I?d have put that down in the first place."

Subsequent email goes into "IGNORE" folder where, oddly, it is ignored.

 I then suddenly get a booking email come in! He actually tried to book me and said he'd pay the full two hour fee if he could spank me as well. I don't offer spanking. Just as I'm considering deleting and blocking his ignorant arse, HE TRIES TO BOOK ME AGAIN. Seriously, what the hell is this guy on?
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Orchid

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #3861 on: 30 December 2012, 07:12:54 pm »
I do wonder sometimes if these men are aware we are human beings, id recieved texts on xmas day to which i just ignored!!!!!
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Cat_BBW

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #3862 on: 30 December 2012, 08:20:51 pm »
Quote from: wonderlass on 30 December 2012, 07:07:48 pm

{snippage}
Less than polite reply - "Hi again, I think you may be having problems reading my rates. I do not offer negotiations or discounts ever. If I wanted to offer ?200 for two hours then I?m pretty fucking sure I?d have put that down in the first place."
{snippage}


Love.It. !  :D
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Ruby Reid And Alex

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #3863 on: 30 December 2012, 10:47:50 pm »
We have had a few texts from the same phone number though the guy seems to have a few personalities or something:

Christmas Day: Last night in southhampton, goin to germany tomoz xx horny soldier in uniform xxx
(This was replied to by our auto-response saying we were off for Christmas)

Boxing Day: Hello, looking for outcall, salisbury tomorrow xx
(We replied to this with 'not in Germany then?' - didn't get a reply to that)

Today: Fancy couple fun with me an slave fri night? Xx
(Not even going to bother replying...)
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Beautiful_Belle

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #3864 on: 30 December 2012, 11:48:02 pm »
This one is perhaps how not to get a repeat booking - he had 15 minutes left of an hour booking; he'd spent the previous 45 minutes saying "Suck now, harder, hold my balls, suck my balls, lick here, lick faster, lick slower, move round, suck again..." so I was feeling alittle fed up with him, i'm not keen on being micromanaged, so I'll freely admit I was looking forward to bidding him a cheery farewell. He switched off the porn that had been playing and replaced it with a comedy film (which I watched later, was quite good, as I recall) and then said, lie here and we can watch this.

"Okay," says I, "We have a few minutes left." Not the sort of vibe I usually have but my radar was beeping.

I got on the bed and sure enough, after 14 minutes of watching the film, he started again. "You suck my cock again now." (Not a question, just a statement)

"Sorry love, we're all out of time!" and I hop off the bed. "Would you like a quick shower before you leave?"

The poor chap was floored. He sat up a bit and looked at me, laughing a little incredulously. "Really?" he said.

"Yes." I replied, smiling sweetly. "I have another gentleman arriving in 20 minutes."

"So...you really want me to leave? Now?"

I did toy with the idea of saying, "No, your endless barking demands and ridiculous assumptions have made me inceredibly smitten with you. When shall we wed?" but thught that might confuse the matter.

Forgive the slightly OTness, but  :FF
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ilovedots

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #3865 on: 31 December 2012, 04:37:56 pm »
Quote from: DianaMurphy on 30 December 2012, 06:55:02 pm
Text received earlier: "wna fuk?"

I know, I know, must not respond, must not respond! But I did... LOL! "Sorry I prefer my cock to be attached to something with a brain..."  ::)

I'm stealing this one ;)
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DianaMurphy

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #3866 on: 31 December 2012, 06:02:54 pm »
Quote from: ilovedots on 31 December 2012, 04:37:56 pm
Quote from: DianaMurphy on 30 December 2012, 06:55:02 pm
Text received earlier: "wna fuk?"

I know, I know, must not respond, must not respond! But I did... LOL! "Sorry I prefer my cock to be attached to something with a brain..."  ::)

I'm stealing this one ;)
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Feel free! He did actually reply again twice after that along the lines of he loves a sarcastic woman and that he prefers his cock in a warm wet place but he is well and truly blocked now!
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curvywench

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #3867 on: 31 December 2012, 07:25:50 pm »
Had met him once, he had texted me yesterday to book for tomorrow, New Years Days, I agreed and we settled on a time..

Woke up this morning to the following text

Hi there,please dont take this the wrong way, was looking about booking again ( thought we had organised that yesterday) and thought well there is by far a lot of better looking girls with better bodies than you to see. I think you should go for another selling point, lile offering up 3sums or something different that the other better looking girls arent doing.

Thank fucking heavens I do it for the money lol lol and the rest of my clients seem happy with my size 16, real woman figure,



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Jan10

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #3868 on: 31 December 2012, 07:33:03 pm »
Cheeky so and so. So why didn't he book those better looking girls in the first place instead of wasting your time. What other way were you supposed to take it? the loser, he did that for a reason only he knows and as for telling you how to conduct your business tell him politely to do one, you don't need his input.  ::)
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curvywench

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #3869 on: 31 December 2012, 07:40:42 pm »
LOL All I could do was laugh, I don't care why he did it, but speaks volumes about him..Oh well he wasnt any good in bed, stiff wooden and yawnnnnnnnn boring so I'm hardly gutted about it, I replied off you go pay them so :)

hehe
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