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Foxing

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #3795 on: 09 December 2012, 11:00:49 pm »
Quote from: sweet jane on 09 December 2012, 03:44:36 pm
spam from aw

'hiya, how are you?

i just had a look at your profile'


NO HE HASN'T as I don't offer anything even remotely like this

'and i would really like to meet up with
you. The problem is i do have a bit of an odd request, i would like to
tickle you. sounds strange i know, but i have a tickling fetish where i
enjoy tickling and being tickled by beautiful women.

so the questions i have are, firstly are you ticklish? secondly where are
your ticklish places? and thirdly would it be ok for me to do this?
obviously i completely understand if not, and i bear no grudge, but it
would be awfully nice to hear from you.

if you do not wish to be tickled for an extended period of time, perhaps
you could tickle me also if that would be ok? i am very ticklish

thanks very much for your time
love dickface x

Is he in London?

I have a tickling guy....;D
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Lady_Lust_XXX

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #3796 on: 09 December 2012, 11:05:49 pm »
I think "the ticklers" are all over the place.
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #3797 on: 10 December 2012, 09:31:08 am »
I've had that tickling one as well. I politely replied "no thanks" to the first email, then he sent another a couple of weeks later asking if I'd changed my mind yet so I blocked him. Oh, and he also tried to call me, just to make sure, so he's  blocked there as well now.  :FF

I think this (found on Twitter) might be an apt sig for just how much I loathe tickling. "I hate being tickled, I do not think it is cute, I do not find it funny, I will kick you in the fucking face."
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reneesme

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #3798 on: 10 December 2012, 10:31:04 pm »
I had some texts from a chap wanting to tickle my feet - I wonder if it is the same man, I ignored him after a couple of texts and he kept on going - unfortunately my phone doesn't have a block facility on it, it's not old it just doesn't have it on it for some reason!!
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #3799 on: 11 December 2012, 01:35:44 pm »

Hello,
I love your bum and would love to rim you! One thing though- can I see a face pic please?
Xx
 
If he loves my bum so much, why would he want to see my face?  :D
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #3800 on: 11 December 2012, 01:46:09 pm »


...And these are the messages that especially irritate me (received today):

Hi sexy!
Are you available in the near future?
xx

What do they want me to do? List EVERY day and EVERY time that I am available to meet in the next 3 months??! Why can't they just say: "Hi, would like to book you for xx date at xx time for xx hours, I would like spanking and sex, thanks" ?? Or is that TOO easy? ::)
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #3801 on: 11 December 2012, 02:38:11 pm »
You sound really nice. Can we go on a date instead?

That's called an outcall. Add ?50 per hour to my incall fee.


I'm wondering how many girls you have on?

Only me.

Can my 3 friends come in and wait while I see you?

That'll be a no.

Why not?

My dog isn't keen on sharing his space with too many people, it makes him grumpy ;)


The ever offensive but still hilarious: Are you open?


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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #3802 on: 11 December 2012, 05:26:55 pm »
Quote from: Prinny on 11 December 2012, 02:38:11 pm
You sound really nice. Can we go on a date instead?

That's called an outcall. Add ?50 per hour to my incall fee.

Some people like dinner dates though. I love them so charge half my rate for dinner dates. I did one on Saturday night actually and it make a really nice change.
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #3803 on: 11 December 2012, 05:57:18 pm »
Quote from: Cat_BBW on 11 December 2012, 01:46:09 pm


...And these are the messages that especially irritate me (received today):

Hi sexy!
Are you available in the near future?
xx

What do they want me to do? List EVERY day and EVERY time that I am available to meet in the next 3 months??! Why can't they just say: "Hi, would like to book you for xx date at xx time for xx hours, I would like spanking and sex, thanks" ?? Or is that TOO easy? ::)

I agree I too think these are the most irritating, along with 'Are you available *insert date 4 months from now*'

errr, how the hell am I supposed to know  :FF
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #3804 on: 11 December 2012, 06:48:31 pm »
Quote from: Kimmy on 11 December 2012, 05:57:18 pm
Quote from: Cat_BBW on 11 December 2012, 01:46:09 pm


...And these are the messages that especially irritate me (received today):

Hi sexy!
Are you available in the near future?
xx

What do they want me to do? List EVERY day and EVERY time that I am available to meet in the next 3 months??! Why can't they just say: "Hi, would like to book you for xx date at xx time for xx hours, I would like spanking and sex, thanks" ?? Or is that TOO easy? ::)

I agree I too think these are the most irritating, along with 'Are you available *insert date 4 months from now*'

errr, how the hell am I supposed to know  :FF

Or the usual "are you free" I usually respond with "no, if you look at my profile my rates are according to the time of appointment you would like" lol it really annoys them.
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #3805 on: 11 December 2012, 09:57:23 pm »
Quote from: MissKylie on 11 December 2012, 05:26:55 pm
Quote from: Prinny on 11 December 2012, 02:38:11 pm
You sound really nice. Can we go on a date instead?

That's called an outcall. Add ?50 per hour to my incall fee.

Some people like dinner dates though. I love them so charge half my rate for dinner dates. I did one on Saturday night actually and it make a really nice change.

I'm all for dinner dates, being paid to eat is wonderful but this was a request for a date of the non paid variety. I declined
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TeenKylie

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #3806 on: 12 December 2012, 12:48:12 am »
Text just in 'When free?'

You have got to be kidding me...
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Brown Eyed Girl

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #3807 on: 12 December 2012, 01:08:35 am »
Quote from: MissKylie on 12 December 2012, 12:48:12 am
Text just in 'When free?'

You have got to be kidding me...

Reply: "Never - I always charge"  ;)
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #3808 on: 12 December 2012, 02:13:06 pm »
I kid you not ladies, I had several calls last week from an elderly gent requesting an outcall, originally booked for friday last week but had to cancel

 told me what he wanted to do, what he couldn't do etc

 he rang several times to confirm I would be able to see him this week, confirmed the fee, gave me the address ( of the sheltered accomodation he lives in), told me to call him this week on tuesday to arrange for wednesday or friday afternnon- I don't know why but I agreed, I couldn't get him yesterday so just rang and he said " oh I don't know about this, i'm not too well at the minute, it's christmas, funds are low...... ring me in the new year to see how I am"

I said " you ring me if you feel up to it"

this has got to be the oldest timewaster EVER???
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #3809 on: 12 December 2012, 08:33:11 pm »
recieved text earlier this afternoon after i sent no on aw:
"hey slut thanks for your no. when are you free so can fuck the arse off you"
sent nice reply stating i do have a name not to be rude to which he replied wow your a grumpy bitch not putting my cock near you now.  :FF saved no under dickhead and left at that
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