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trashbaby

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #8865 on: 04 March 2016, 05:00:09 pm »
String of texts today.

'Hai Poppy'
'I'm from Indonesian'
'I'm holiday in London'
'can u streptees in front of my friends'
*calls twice*
'maybe 5 person'
'can u?'
*calls three times*
'Im at Hilton park lane hotel'

if it wasn't for what felt like constant calling it probably wouldn't have annoyed me as much as it did!
« Last Edit: 04 March 2016, 05:37:27 pm by Poppy_xx »
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BibiofLeeds

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #8866 on: 04 March 2016, 06:16:38 pm »
Quote from: K47 on 04 March 2016, 03:14:23 pm
"Hi, I wanted to ask you if you would like to get regular positive feedback on ukpunting? I have genuine account on there with a few reviews and would like to post up positive reviews about you every so often. In return, would you consider letting me see you at a discounted rate"
Lol like he is genuine anyway!Arsehole!
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geordie

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #8867 on: 04 March 2016, 08:18:56 pm »
Quote from: K47 on 04 March 2016, 03:14:23 pm
"Hi, I wanted to ask you if you would like to get regular positive feedback on ukpunting? I have genuine account on there with a few reviews and would like to post up positive reviews about you every so often. In return, would you consider letting me see you at a discounted rate"
Did you get this today? I had pretty much the same message a few months ago along with a few other ladies in Newcastle and we reported him to the admin of the site. As much as I don't want reviews, fake ones interest me even less!
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Scarlet

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #8868 on: 05 March 2016, 12:39:06 am »
Quote from: Cat. on 03 March 2016, 03:32:00 pm
Got a txt this morning: Hi this is Peter. I know it's a silly question but could I be turned into Chinese food?
Me: Like Hannibal?
Him: Yes.

 :-X :-X

He contacted me too!

Him: hi silly question, I'm Peter would you sell me to a Chinese takeaway and keep the money you got for me

Ignored. A month later...

Him: hi I'm Peter I know this sounds silly but do you have any Chinese takeaways near you?

Oh I wonder where this could be leading to!
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K47

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #8869 on: 05 March 2016, 02:35:27 am »
Quote from: geordie on 04 March 2016, 08:18:56 pm
Quote from: K47 on 04 March 2016, 03:14:23 pm
"Hi, I wanted to ask you if you would like to get regular positive feedback on ukpunting? I have genuine account on there with a few reviews and would like to post up positive reviews about you every so often. In return, would you consider letting me see you at a discounted rate"
Did you get this today? I had pretty much the same message a few months ago along with a few other ladies in Newcastle and we reported him to the admin of the site. As much as I don't want reviews, fake ones interest me even less!

Yep got that today, Im in Leeds. I agree why would I want a fake review?? and to be honest, the kind of guys that visit those sites I don't want visiting me anyway! I just blocked him
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Jezabel

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #8870 on: 05 March 2016, 08:38:07 am »
Woke up to these texts:

Prices? sent 2.34am
Don't worry its ok now sent 2.48am

Worried? I was asleep it was the middle of the night after all
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trashbaby

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #8871 on: 05 March 2016, 11:14:37 am »
"i was just wondering if you're available for incall after 6pm, on your website it says you only work between 11am and 2.15pm!"

MAYBE BECAUSE THOSE ARE MY WORKING HOURS jesus christ  :FF :FF :FF :FF :FF
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trashbaby

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #8872 on: 05 March 2016, 11:17:39 am »
Quote from: Jezabel on 05 March 2016, 08:38:07 am
Woke up to these texts:

Prices? sent 2.34am
Don't worry its ok now sent 2.48am

Worried? I was asleep it was the middle of the night after all

No because we are inhuman automatons who lay awake in our stockings all night waiting for dick, didn't you get that memo?
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Jezabel

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #8873 on: 05 March 2016, 11:28:22 am »
Quote from: Poppy_xx on 05 March 2016, 11:17:39 am
Quote from: Jezabel on 05 March 2016, 08:38:07 am
Woke up to these texts:

Prices? sent 2.34am
Don't worry its ok now sent 2.48am

Worried? I was asleep it was the middle of the night after all

No because we are inhuman automatons who lay awake in our stockings all night waiting for dick, didn't you get that memo?

Duh stupid me  ::) still nice of him to be concerned about my welfare eh
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Jezabel

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #8874 on: 05 March 2016, 11:29:51 am »
Quote from: Poppy_xx on 05 March 2016, 11:14:37 am
"i was just wondering if you're available for incall after 6pm, on your website it says you only work between 11am and 2.15pm!"

MAYBE BECAUSE THOSE ARE MY WORKING HOURS jesus christ  :FF :FF :FF :FF :FF

Yeh I've had these, I do wonder about how their brain works here AND how they function in the real world.  ???
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MissBelleUK

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #8875 on: 05 March 2016, 12:57:45 pm »

email - i'd really like to book you sometime to meet in person but as you don't show your face on your profile i thought you could go on cam for me and show me what you've got before i book? lot's of other girls have"  - he has only cam feedback
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #8876 on: 05 March 2016, 01:49:29 pm »
Quote from: Poppy_xx on 05 March 2016, 11:14:37 am
"i was just wondering if you're available for incall after 6pm, on your website it says you only work between 11am and 2.15pm!"

MAYBE BECAUSE THOSE ARE MY WORKING HOURS jesus christ  :FF :FF :FF :FF :FF

They do it on purpose. I had one call me a while back asking when I am free, I said I am free at 3pm he said ok can I see you at 1? I pretended not to hear and then gave him the run around after I pretended the line was bad and hung up. he texted "Can I see you at one?" I responded sorry, my phone screen is fucked up I can't see your text, he then proceeded to call me 5 times within 10 seconds, then left a voice mail, to which i listened to and it was him wanting to book at 1 to which I sent a text saying, sorry i have no credit to listen to voice mail, he tried call about 10 times after that. He eventually gave up after feeling like an ass and his number was saved as disabled.  ;D
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Lushblossom

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #8877 on: 05 March 2016, 01:58:17 pm »
A guy texted me yesterday asking if I was free to see him that day.  I texted back to say I was busy.  He then sends a second text asking'You sure you don't have time' so I replied'No or why would I say?'.

Don't they think we know our schedules and whether we are busy or not.....!

I honestly think some see it as an affront if we are busy.  They take it so personally as if they are being 'turned down' .....
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Jezabel

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #8878 on: 05 March 2016, 02:08:21 pm »
I reckon it can also be down to this, the whole time the guy is thinking I want to fuck....I want a naked woman!

So they have tunnel vision (full of porno images!) and so they read your availability/texts but don't take it in.

Ok so some are just knobs too.
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trashbaby

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #8879 on: 05 March 2016, 02:53:43 pm »
I think a lot of the time they see us as like an 'informal' business, where everything is negotiable.  And they think they are special and we will change our schedules just for them.

I've even had punters quiz me as to WHY I can't work evenings and tell me how ridiculous it is that I don't, because 'all the men are working' during the day and I'd get more business.  It's like they can't wrap their tiny minds around the fact that we have families and lives away from this. ::)

( I know I sound really angry and anti-client lately lol, I'm really not, it's just PMS week and the timewasters have been out in force!)
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