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Lady_Lust_XXX

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #765 on: 28 December 2010, 12:37:19 pm »
Quote from: iluvjem on 28 December 2010, 12:04:44 am
"Hey, I was wondering, because you channelled on me a couple of weeks ago do you think I could get any kind of discount if I tried to book you for this wednesday evening please? Xxx mike"

The only time I have ever canceled a booking was this one and it was when the weather was so bad people were trapped on scotlands biggest motorway AND on the same day as this booking the weather was so bad we cancelled a hospital appointment my husband had been waiting for!!! AND my profile clearly states I rely on public transport AND he has the nerve to ask for a discount!!!!!!

I have ignored it but my OH suggested this as a response..

"Hi mike.. Dure to the recent horrendous weather losing me so much work I am going to be increasing my prices but what I can do for you is charge you my old rates. Jem X x X"

ha ha

I've had cheeky articles (another word for twats) asking me if I have discount cos its christmas/new year.

To which I reply .............. if everyone else is on holiday then I should be charging time and a half or double time like most blokes expect on hols.  Seems to get rid of them.  This is another reason I dont work at weekends - they are time for MEEEEEE !!
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #766 on: 28 December 2010, 02:44:23 pm »
Quote from: JodieTs on 30 November 2010, 01:47:49 pm
Phone call just now
Withheld: Tell me about yourself
Jodie: Your phone number is withheld. Call me back without withholding it

Phone rings again
BB*: Tell me about yourself
Jodie: I already did a while ago
BB: I don't remember
Jodie: You want bareback sex
BB: What's that?
Jodie: Penetration without a condom
BB: A stuttering start of a response
Jodie: I will never see you; go away~~~~~& I hung  up


*BB>>> I log any number this way if they want bareback sex

I am now thinking eek  i have always put my regulars name in and bb for been before i have done this since the 90,s as i never thought of  (bareback ) any one who asks for anything stupid is under idiot or dont answer or wanker  or blocked ...............maybe i will change them all to sb seen before .
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #767 on: 02 January 2011, 02:29:21 am »
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No worries hun just looking forward to seeing your hot body in the flesh ;) One more qu and I hopt this isnt out of line, but you dont happen to know anyone who you could get me some coke from do you? I was hoping to get some for tonight, but my guy isnt around...
 
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #768 on: 02 January 2011, 08:41:53 am »
I got a couple of gems last night on AW - it's always quite funny checking my emails in bed in the morning. :P

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Hey,

After reading your profile I must say theres no need to look any further, you seem like the ideal lady to meet...Im 30 years old clean, healthy and fun to be around...I'd like to make a booking with you...for our first meet I'd like to see you for 30 minutes for a chat some touching and kissing no sex for ?70...And if the chemistry is there then we can arrange an overnight together where I will treat you like the lady you are...

Please leave a number so I can arrange a suitable time with you...

T***

x

OMG a potential overnight! I'd better go and service him real good for ?70 if I want to get that super-loooong booking later! He's definitely not making up complete nonsense! ;D Love the additional touch of him not bothering to read my profile at all, cos my number is actually on there. I'm guessing this message was spammed to hundreds of escorts on AW, which is obviously making me sob in despair - I thought I was going to make so much cash from this guy!

The next one is a little more mysterious:

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Are you Christian?

I will tell you why I am asking if we come to an agreement.

I'm sooo almost tempted to reply. But unfortunately, in these situations, the answer is only ever an unsolicited dick pic, or a message describing cunnilingus in quite an off-putting fashion, or something even worse - so we can never win. Le sigh!
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #769 on: 02 January 2011, 11:52:53 am »
Phone rings.... 12:15am 01/01/2011

I mean seriously!  ::)
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #770 on: 03 January 2011, 06:45:49 pm »
aww this one put an odd sorta smile on my face..  ::)
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hi hun

I would like to offer a friendship for you, friends with benefits. Im an easy going, laid back, fun, friendly and down to earth person who can put the most nervous of ladies at ease. Im a good listener, enjoy good conversation, kind, caring and very sexual person who loves the company of ladies .I like to treat a lady with respect and ensure our time together is an experience you will enjoy. I do however have a naughty side to me in the bedroom if this is what you prefer. I have been told i am very well endowed so if its a well hung guy your looking for then look no further!
Please let me know if you are interested. Hope to hear from you soon.

Cheers
Sam


love how he thinks il be nervous uno doing the job we do im OBVIOUSLY going to be nervous all the time :P so considerate ;) and you know i would just love a friendship with benefits cas i just don't get enough sex ...  ;)

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #771 on: 03 January 2011, 11:11:29 pm »
FUMING!!!!!! Please calm me down ladies  >:(

My profile and website  specifically states guys have to call for a booking or alternatively use the AW booking system the night before they would like a booking  as I don't get emails at work.

Predictably, I still get loads of booking requests in the morning or afternoon for same day  ::) , and I always reply politely "Sorry I missed your request as I don't get emails when at work, feel free to book another time though x"

as I did with this guy.

I got this reply from him -

"Ok well I won't leave negative feedback this time, but sorry I certainly won't be booking again"

arrrrrrrrrrrrggggggggggggggghhhhhhhhhhh!

If you followed the bloody procedures you would (unfortunately for me probably) got a booking, since you obviously cannot read, then no need to be sorry - I'm glad I didn't have to see you you arrogant t**t
 >:( >:( ;D ;D >:(

I was thinking about actually leaving him negative feedback but the booking request was never even read or accepted so it would be 'feedback only' and he might leave me some vile stuff back. My rating is only 5 so probably can't afford the bad comment back from this idiot. However if it was higher I would do it on balance!

Thanks for letting me vent!

Phew! and breathe....
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #772 on: 04 January 2011, 11:23:23 pm »
Email 22:41pm "Hi my name is david and I have been working part time for the last year since I graduated from university. For the last 5 months I have been assisting in modelling for pictures. These pictures are generally for adultwork members. My most popular demand is for private gallery doing cock shots etc as I have an 8 inch penis and has been popular for private gallery. Some clients have given me a small fee while others have exchanged services. At the moment looking for new clients. Thank you. Feel free to email me x"

Email 22:57 "Any interest to yourself x"

Reply "no! I must get 4/5 emails like this a week!"

Email "Oh really. Your the first person that has said that. It's not so much taking pics it's more modelling cock pics fir your private gallery. Very genuine. X"


Of course you're genuine for a freebie hunter! All freebie hunters are genuine!! lol  ::)

**also just noticed for having such high demand on AW he only joined 20 minutes before he emailed me!!!! lol
« Last Edit: 04 January 2011, 11:29:27 pm by iluvjem »
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #773 on: 05 January 2011, 12:56:44 pm »
Quote from: EmilyJones on 02 January 2011, 08:41:53 am
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Hey,

After reading your profile I must say theres no need to look any further, you seem like the ideal lady to meet...Im 30 years old clean, healthy and fun to be around...I'd like to make a booking with you...for our first meet I'd like to see you for 30 minutes for a chat some touching and kissing no sex for ?70...And if the chemistry is there then we can arrange an overnight together where I will treat you like the lady you are...

Please leave a number so I can arrange a suitable time with you...

T***

x

I had one of these today, he wants to pay only one third >:( of my fee because he swears he will become a regular....Yeah, right...Why do they think that we are that stupid?
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #774 on: 05 January 2011, 09:13:29 pm »
Quote from: iluvjem on 04 January 2011, 11:23:23 pm
Email 22:41pm "Hi my name is david and I have been working part time for the last year since I graduated from university. For the last 5 months I have been assisting in modelling for pictures. These pictures are generally for adultwork members. My most popular demand is for private gallery doing cock shots etc as I have an 8 inch penis and has been popular for private gallery. Some clients have given me a small fee while others have exchanged services. At the moment looking for new clients. Thank you. Feel free to email me x"

Email 22:57 "Any interest to yourself x"

Reply "no! I must get 4/5 emails like this a week!"

Email "Oh really. Your the first person that has said that. It's not so much taking pics it's more modelling cock pics fir your private gallery. Very genuine. X"


Of course you're genuine for a freebie hunter! All freebie hunters are genuine!! lol  ::)

**also just noticed for having such high demand on AW he only joined 20 minutes before he emailed me!!!! lol

I got him too! He actually emailed last night and I deleted after skimming through his email, then he emailed me again tonight 2 mins after I went on DirectChat. I'M NOT FUCKING INTERESTED IN YOUR COCK BEING IN MY PICTURES!

They all think they are so original!!!  ::)
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #775 on: 06 January 2011, 03:15:03 pm »
Contact in a chatroom I'm on, yesterday. I've spoken to this guy before, and though I can't remember exactly what we discussed, I certainly never told him to treat me like this :(

Names censored to protect the silly

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him: You
me: me?
him: Give me your number, I tried to get you a while ago
him: Yes, you
him: and your msn
me: haii
him: I'm feeling affressive
him: *aggressive
him: hurry up, Slut
me: I'm feeling like not giving my number to someone
who's aggressive, sir
him: verbally aggressive Slut
him: domineering
him: Slut?
me: You're very scary sir
him: You don't need to be scared
me: I think you should calm down and contact me
again at a later time
him: You just need to comply
him: We've spoken before
him: I want to hire you
him: but want to talk to you first
me: we can talk just fine here sir
him: msn?
him: I want to see you
me: I have pictures on my profile
him: on cam
me: I don't do camshows sir
him: You're no use to be Slut, you;'re not a proper sub
him lost connection and left the room.
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #776 on: 06 January 2011, 07:04:26 pm »
Geez Nanako. That guy sounds like a douche. Ignore him, you're better than that.

"Hi my name is Philxxx"
I know. fuck off.

"Hi louise. can i get a strap-on, bj, cum on tits, fist you and then get bareback sex."
I hope a brick falls and knocks sense into him. :)
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #777 on: 07 January 2011, 09:16:05 am »
Quote from: CrazyGothChick on 06 January 2011, 07:04:26 pm
Geez Nanako. That guy sounds like a douche. Ignore him, you're better than that.

Thank you *hugs* ^_^
I don't mind the names at all, it's kind of my thing, but he seemed potentially violent and that's a big no.

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"Hi my name is Philxxx"
I know. fuck off.

I get these too. They are annoying but I try to be polite. A well written copy-pasted form reply works wonders.
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"Hi louise. can i get a strap-on, bj, cum on tits, fist you and then get bareback sex."
I hope a brick falls and knocks sense into him. :)

I bet he wouldn't last past the second stage anyway :P
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #778 on: 07 January 2011, 06:08:59 pm »
"there, do you do car meets ? thanks xx"
^^He did Bareback with an infamous bb escort...

Mark: Since I booked you can you tell me... What you wearing?"
Me: Your skull over my head
Mark: What's that?
Me: Google "Cubone"
Mark: I don't get it.
Me: Once I kill you for being annoying, I am going to wear your skull over my head as a warning to other punters to not being so fucking stupid and annoying.
^^I'm so cruel at times.

Client: Can you origanise a moresome with me?
Me: No, you can do that yourself and I'll take ?150 per head and it has to be done in a hotel!
^^Just no...

Quote from: Nanako on 07 January 2011, 09:16:05 am
Quote from: CrazyGothChick on 06 January 2011, 07:04:26 pm
"Hi my name is Philxxx"
I know. fuck off.

I get these too. They are annoying but I try to be polite. A well written copy-pasted form reply works wonders.

I admire you for being so polite :) I can't be polite at times. Clients drive my patience away. A disgrace to the human race.
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #779 on: 07 January 2011, 07:03:32 pm »
Quote from: CrazyGothChick on 07 January 2011, 06:08:59 pm
Mark: Since I booked you can you tell me... What you wearing?"
Me: Your skull over my head
Mark: What's that?
Me: Google "Cubone"
Mark: I don't get it.
Me: Once I kill you for being annoying, I am going to wear your skull over my head as a warning to other punters to not being so fucking stupid and annoying.
^^I'm so cruel at times.

LOL!!! ;D ;D
What a good answer, if it's not copyrighted, I'll try it next time ;D
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