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Nia Hope

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #7275 on: 25 May 2015, 07:01:23 pm »
Quote from: cheesypeas on 25 May 2015, 06:54:32 pm
he may bring a set of musical instruments to rip some beats to.. :)
or just chat babbling shit while toking ;)
i can play a tune or 2 on the recorder x
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Nia Hope

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #7276 on: 25 May 2015, 07:03:57 pm »
Quote from: Nia Hope on 25 May 2015, 07:01:23 pm
Quote from: cheesypeas on 25 May 2015, 06:54:32 pm
he may bring a set of musical instruments to rip some beats to.. :)
or just chat babbling shit while toking ;)
i can play a tune or 2 on the recorder x
I suppose that offer may appeal to puffers? Not for me though x
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cheesypeas

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #7277 on: 25 May 2015, 07:19:32 pm »
Ask if he has any bongos lol ;D
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Midsstudent

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #7278 on: 25 May 2015, 07:27:15 pm »
Quote from: cheesypeas on 25 May 2015, 07:19:32 pm
Ask if he has any bongos lol ;D

Bongo's would totally make it worth it if you ask me!
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #7279 on: 25 May 2015, 07:41:59 pm »
Quote from: Nia Hope on 25 May 2015, 06:38:54 pm
Got this text yesterday,
Hi, do you take any appointments tomorrow around 11am? I have a feet licking fetish and can I smoke weed with you? I'll provide all the weed and we can chill. I'll pay probs ?50 but it will go over 15 minutes defiantly, sorry I'm knocking down your rates you are worth every penny you charge but this will be a chill out for you as well, we can get in the zone and jam.

 ???what is jam?

Really can't stand the ones that think because you might get some enjoyment out of it, that justifies a knocking of the price. It really makes me think they think we hate our jobs the rest of the time.  ::)
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #7280 on: 25 May 2015, 07:57:03 pm »
Really cant stand for the weeds smell or any other drugs in my home.
Any guy who asks if he can use them goes straight to my block list.
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Nia Hope

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #7281 on: 25 May 2015, 08:13:01 pm »
Quote from: victoryrose on 25 May 2015, 07:41:59 pm
Quote from: Nia Hope on 25 May 2015, 06:38:54 pm
Got this text yesterday,
Hi, do you take any appointments tomorrow around 11am? I have a feet licking fetish and can I smoke weed with you? I'll provide all the weed and we can chill. I'll pay probs ?50 but it will go over 15 minutes defiantly, sorry I'm knocking down your rates you are worth every penny you charge but this will be a chill out for you as well, we can get in the zone and jam.

 ???what is jam?

Really can't stand the ones that think because you might get some enjoyment out of it, that justifies a knocking of the price. It really makes me think they think we hate our jobs the rest of the time.  ::)
Yes like they are giving us a break from our terrible lives! If a client contacted me saying I could watch eastenders with my onesie on whilst drinking a glass of wine for money then I'd do it for ?50 x
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Nia Hope

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #7282 on: 25 May 2015, 08:14:55 pm »
Quote from: hotblondie Bristol on 25 May 2015, 07:57:03 pm
Really cant stand for the weeds smell or any other drugs in my home.
Any guy who asks if he can use them goes straight to my block list.
Same, I had a guy saved in my phone who'd text me a few months ago selling coke, he text last week claiming he's set up an agency and would I like to work for him, x
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Curvygal

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #7283 on: 25 May 2015, 10:19:25 pm »
Email received:  Can you come to my house tomorrow?
Me:  Sure, what time did you have in mind?
Guy:  Possibly 11 but I'm not sure because I might go to a sauna instead and get an hour and a half for 120.  You match that?

 :FF :FF :FF :FF :FF
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #7284 on: 26 May 2015, 06:18:58 pm »


Today I had a client call but I was busy and couldn't answer as I was standing in the tanning bed shop so I text saying I was busy and could he text me details of the booking he'd like and I'd get back to him within 20 mins. The reply was PRICELESS! If I'm honest it made me laugh a little too  :o

        " Babe I'm not your usual punter am sending fuck all
         if you want a real bad boy then phone if not go get some old fat cunt lol "

I can see this bad boy didn't learn any punctuation in school lol  ;D Some clients think they are doing us a favour by booking us! I've had a few rubbish clients contact me that way the past few months, nothing on my profiles has changed but I must be attracting them these days  :FF x
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #7285 on: 26 May 2015, 06:55:26 pm »
Quote from: BunnyGirlx on 26 May 2015, 06:18:58 pm


Today I had a client call but I was busy and couldn't answer as I was standing in the tanning bed shop so I text saying I was busy and could he text me details of the booking he'd like and I'd get back to him within 20 mins. The reply was PRICELESS! If I'm honest it made me laugh a little too  :o

        " Babe I'm not your usual punter am sending fuck all
         if you want a real bad boy then phone if not go get some old fat cunt lol "

I can see this bad boy didn't learn any punctuation in school lol  ;D Some clients think they are doing us a favour by booking us! I've had a few rubbish clients contact me that way the past few months, nothing on my profiles has changed but I must be attracting them these days  :FF x

Ahhhhh...look at what you are missing, a: "real bad boy" !! I'm sure you're very thankful his true colours shone through within the first 2 texts!

Give me the "old fat cunts" over the "real bad boys" any day!!
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Midsstudent

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #7286 on: 26 May 2015, 07:01:52 pm »
Quote from: BunnyGirlx on 26 May 2015, 06:18:58 pm


Today I had a client call but I was busy and couldn't answer as I was standing in the tanning bed shop so I text saying I was busy and could he text me details of the booking he'd like and I'd get back to him within 20 mins. The reply was PRICELESS! If I'm honest it made me laugh a little too  :o

        " Babe I'm not your usual punter am sending fuck all
         if you want a real bad boy then phone if not go get some old fat cunt lol "

I can see this bad boy didn't learn any punctuation in school lol  ;D Some clients think they are doing us a favour by booking us! I've had a few rubbish clients contact me that way the past few months, nothing on my profiles has changed but I must be attracting them these days  :FF x

I get phases of crap like this. I'm sure most of us do!
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #7287 on: 26 May 2015, 07:05:47 pm »
Lol he's probably under the impression he's something off of an itv reality show. Or Glasgows best drug dealer. It's always the drug dealers in there loud cars and jog suits that think they are a " real bad boy "

I Wanted to say  I'm afraid a criminal record doesn't do it for me hun  :FF

Yes, I now love the " old fat cunts "  :P at least they know how to treat and speak to a lady!!
When I say lady, the glam escort that opens the door, not the slob sitting in her pj's I between bookings lol

I have at least a good month of this type of client. It's driving me up the wall! Where did all the nice ones go?? x
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #7288 on: 27 May 2015, 09:56:45 pm »
Tonight I received a text asking if I could call them because they had no credit. My auto reply went out saying I don't respond to texts or do call backs. They rang 4 minutes later. Fastest top up of credit ever! Shame they were ringing outside of my working hours which are stated on my ads!
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #7289 on: 27 May 2015, 10:03:33 pm »
Phone call:

Client: Hi Babe
Me: Hi
Client: How are you?
Me: I'm good thanks, how are you?
Client: Horny
Me: OK?

.... Does anyone else find that sort of communication a bit awkward? The babe thing is enough to put me off but coming out with 'horny' is so tacky!
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