I banned a guy today.I have seen him a couple of times but he was hard work (silly texts not following directions etc)so he was already on a last chance sort of thing.
Today he asked for a 30 min with 45 mins notice.I agreed then he asked for a 2 girl again I agreed,he asked who it was with and how much..before I had chance to reply he asked if it was for ?50?!?I asked him if he thought it was buy one get one free and told him the duo rate.Surprise surprise he decided to see me solo (he has done this before..cheap twat plus my duo rates are on my profile).Then he asked what if we did 15 min duo and he would be able to make us both squirt...told him he was messing about and to leave it.Anyway he apologised for being cheeky and I agreed to still see him at 5pm,he then asked where a cashpoint is I told him 3 places all within 5 mins of my flat.At 5:10 I asked where he was for him to tell me he was going to be 30 mins late as the cashpoint at 1 of the places was out of order...told to do one.Never mind how not to book an escort..more like how to annoy one so much you never get a booking again!

The third guy in a week that wants me to travel a ridiculously long distance to attend a social event with him, but refuses to pay travel. I charge a THIRD of my rates for social, meaning that I would actually be losing money by going to this event as the travel is more expensive than the fee would be. People are idiots.

*gag* 

Subject: id love to tie you to the bed,andur lick yofanny until you scream for me to fuck

where are you from?
fancy meeting for a good fuck? id definitely like to shoot my load inside you.
my email is *****@gmail.com
mobile ********
jez xxx

He is offering bareback bookings as a male escort. Actually made me feel ill. Still, no cock pics on his profile, so there is a god after all.

Received this message today:

I would like to book you for an hours meeting. Your price is way too high for what I want. I want to explore the following normal services and these include owo cim anal nothing strange just these services. I will book for an hour but what is important to me is chatting. Services will not take up the whole hour maybe only 30 minutes so I will only pay you for services as the rest of the time will be easy for you. If your services are good I am willing to pay you ?30 for the hour. I want to make this a regular thing. Let me know what you think

 

Knows what he wants within his budget. Seems very 'special'. I'm surprised you didn't snap him up!

Received this message today:

I would like to book you for an hours meeting. Your price is way too high for what I want. I want to explore the following normal services and these include owo cim anal nothing strange just these services. I will book for an hour but what is important to me is chatting. Services will not take up the whole hour maybe only 30 minutes so I will only pay you for services as the rest of the time will be easy for you. If your services are good I am willing to pay you ?30 for the hour. I want to make this a regular thing. Let me know what you think

 

Wow, he's a keeper!

I had a really really long email today. He really rambled on throughout it so I'll just point out bits:

Him: hi darling, I'm looking for normal services like oral, and anal sex. Not like a 'fuck and go'. I find it important to chat and get to know each other. I pay for services rather than time. So I will pay ?30 per appointment, so for example if it's an hour booking we will be doing something for 30 mins and the other 30 mins just chatting....sometimes I will just book a shorter booking but will still pay the same, ?30 (lucky me!!).
It's ?30 for the first meet because I just want to chat and get to know you. I like to only see 1 girl so will only book you for now on. My logic is the better you treat me the better I treat you.
I'm not expecting wonders on the first appointment, just the basic things Gfe,oral And anal.
After that if you like me I will pay you  fixed price of ?450 per appointment  (Didn't you just say about booking again for a shorter booking and it still being ?30??)
The appointment will last 3 hours or even if it's just 2 hours I will still pay ?450 as its a fixed price per meet... What are your thoughts? Xxx

Well.... 

Does he really expect girls to believe he will come back and pay ?450. How ridiculous is that. I told him why don't you just save the ?450 and pay my FIXED RATES.. Ohh that's right because you have no intentions of coming back and your trying to get bookings for 30 quid. Good luck with that!!!

Received this message today:

I would like to book you for an hours meeting. Your price is way too high for what I want. I want to explore the following normal services and these include owo cim anal nothing strange just these services. I will book for an hour but what is important to me is chatting. Services will not take up the whole hour maybe only 30 minutes so I will only pay you for services as the rest of the time will be easy for you. If your services are good I am willing to pay you ?30 for the hour. I want to make this a regular thing. Let me know what you think

 

It looks like the same guy as sienna's one