I am a belgian guy who will visit London for business this week. If i go abroad i alwaysblike to combine with a bit of personal pleasure

Inam fond of a GFE with a lot of DFK, licking ly ears and body and a very sensual B2B massage. I like that more than just fuck or suck

If i read your profile i guess you can provide these services, right ?

Could we meet on one of these 3 evenings ? The later in the evening, the better

I see you also,privide outcall service. Woukd it eventually be possibke to cole to the Novotel hotel because that s where i will be staying the next days. Do you know this hotel and it will not give any troubke passing the reception for you ?

Please let me kniw your preference

Hope to hear frol you soon and maybe we will meet !

Kind regards
Paul (mybreal nale)


Typos are typos, but WTF?! Is this classic wank-and-type?

Had to put this on here, made me giggle a little. Just the arrogance of him 

Him - Hello, do you offer submissive role play where you would act out the mindless slave for me? Going under my spell? Acting docile? No pain etc. Regards,

Me - No thank you

Him - No problem!What boring fantasies do you accommodate for then? Since it's actually listed on your profile and I'm waving my pimp stick at you.... Regards,

Me - Pimp stick?

Him - Correct. I'm impressed you can read. Are you a wannabe prostitute?

Me - Unsure of why you would think that. I think you're just a little upset that I declined your offer for that sort of roleplay. Have a good day and I hope you find what you're looking for. Much love........

Wow, I just could not believe his attitude...like a spoilt brat bring told no, but I think I did very well when responding to it as I'm normally quite mouthy but I had a feeling this was not the person to argue with. So round of applause for me!!

Does he mean a flash walking stick with a big brass skull head with jewelled eyes?

I want one to match my pimp cup.

I have a texter like this, every couple of days he texts me out of the blue saying "am I wrong for fucking a girl younger than you up the arse?" 
I've never once replied, and it's always exactly the same message!
I do wonder what he gets out of it   

I wonder how many girls he sends that to lol

From todays wtf? collection:

'Subject:
beating me!!

Message:
hello! the only reason i wont come to see u for a strapon and caning beating would be if u are a labour voter? as that wld mean your half sharp... if your not then i wld luv to be beat by you miss xxx'

Him : Could u come to mine at 11pm

ME  :  No honey I dont do outcalls after 9pm to newbies

Him : I have to wait for the teenagers to go to sleep before you come round so it has to be late

Me : bye, have a lovely evening.

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Him : can you do an outcall to my place

Me : feeling those gut instinct feelings and after a few mins talk : Will you be alone in the house

Him : My aunt is here but we will be quiet and not wake her up

      I am much too nice and do explain to people why there has to be only the two of us in the house for a call, he took it well


::::::::::::::::: should I have signed in with a disguise name lol ::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::
Only the guilty will recognise themselves and no identifying info will be given 

Good afternoon,

I'm Phil and I am 42 and live in *** Leicestershire (between Leicester and Loughborough)
Please feel free to check me out, you can facebook **** or if you Google me you will see I am a Director and owner of a company called ******.
Fully appreciate you must be inundated with new requests for appointments, however I was hoping to book you (if I make the grade) for a out call one evening on a date of your convenience.
I thought it would be nice to maybe have a dinner date first followed by an appointment so I guess 4 hours min. But you can let me know accordingly.
Random I know but I purchased a Sybian at Christmas (and I am single, think it comes under RDP.....Random Drunken Purchase LOL) and its still in the box along with a Shockspot fucking machine and a violet wand (Yes all on the same night......it was Christmas, the brandy came out and the rest is history LOL) so if you would like to give any or all a try your more than welcome.
Hope to hear from you soon, but fully appreciate if your to busy to reply.

Have a super evening Phil x
 

I actually lost my patience at this point as my profile states that I won't see anyone with 0 feedback unless it's at a hotel near me, yet I've been getting several emails a day this week asking for incalls from people with 0 feedback. So at this point I decided to reply to him (I know I should ignore it, and I usually do...) and told him I neither do toys (ESPECIALLY not massive mechanical ones that I would have no control over!!) nor home visits to people with 0 feedback and to read a girls profile instead of wasting both of our time. 

I'm posting in this thread quite a lot lately! This was sent to me at 4am:

Good morning,

I love the profile and your feed back is excellent to match,

A very sexy young hot lady in the pics too, very fresh and beautiful

I know it's a cheeky request....but are you available now for an out all....I'm based in Lincoln sbout 40 miles from you / an hours drive ....:

I apologise for the last min asking it's just the chance had arose so thought id take the opportunity while I havevit
I'm a mid thirties guy, 100% clean and discreet, have my own home and in my own fir a few days

If you could that be great, but if not I totally understand as it very early;)

Kind regards,

J