Hi everybody! I took a little break from being "kinkyboots" and upon checking my AW emails for the first time in a few weeks i was met with this corker: 

I need your help. I reckon you are an escort and so have most experience in dealing with various types of men. And I think you best suit to help me because you have plenty of similar experience. I?m 19 and not much experienced, just been with a woman only once (a local escort whom I met through local newspaper add).
I?ve a condom issue on which I need your help. In my profile you?ll see three pictures; one is of soft while other two of erect. And from those two, one is with condom on.
When I was with an escort whom I met through the local newspaper ad, thats the first time I tried a condom. It took her several attempts to get it on because whenever she placed it, it just came off when it was touched.
anyways, when the condom was on, she said she will try her on top. So as she attempted to sit on my penis, the condom just came off and got stuck in her vaginal lips.
I like to ask u is that the condom has a ring on it which actually holds the condom. Ring is the open end of the condom with elastic ring, which is meant to hold the condom tight onto the penis and to stop the condom from going off. And as you see in my picture inside my profile, the ring is on my penis. But still the ring does not work and holds the condom on place.
This is what I like to ask you; the working of the condom, and the reasons you think why I fails on me. Have you ever seen the problem when the ring is lose and lets the condom off? Is the ring not suppose to hold the penis and is the ring not made to hold the penis? If this is so then WHY you think the ring fails on me? The condoms which work fine with others, does not works on me. So can u please tell me whatever reasons you think of. I ask you this for my own understanding and learning. So please, whatever reasons you think of.
Regards

Quote from: FantacyAW on 17 September 2014, 10:41:29 pm

Lol, i've had the small willy/condom not fitting one too.....told him the girl doesn't know what shes doing and to book me, lol! Was very kind but had no response, charming x

He won't reply to book you, he wants small cock chat for free.

Quote from: bibi on 17 September 2014, 10:36:28 pm

Quote from: kinkyboots on 17 September 2014, 09:17:46 pm

Hi everybody! I took a little break from being "kinkyboots" and upon checking my AW emails for the first time in a few weeks i was met with this corker: 

I need your help. I reckon you are an escort and so have most experience in dealing with various types of men. And I think you best suit to help me because you have plenty of similar experience. I?m 19 and not much experienced, just been with a woman only once (a local escort whom I met through local newspaper add).
I?ve a condom issue on which I need your help. In my profile you?ll see three pictures; one is of soft while other two of erect. And from those two, one is with condom on.
When I was with an escort whom I met through the local newspaper ad, thats the first time I tried a condom. It took her several attempts to get it on because whenever she placed it, it just came off when it was touched.
anyways, when the condom was on, she said she will try her on top. So as she attempted to sit on my penis, the condom just came off and got stuck in her vaginal lips.
I like to ask u is that the condom has a ring on it which actually holds the condom. Ring is the open end of the condom with elastic ring, which is meant to hold the condom tight onto the penis and to stop the condom from going off. And as you see in my picture inside my profile, the ring is on my penis. But still the ring does not work and holds the condom on place.
This is what I like to ask you; the working of the condom, and the reasons you think why I fails on me. Have you ever seen the problem when the ring is lose and lets the condom off? Is the ring not suppose to hold the penis and is the ring not made to hold the penis? If this is so then WHY you think the ring fails on me? The condoms which work fine with others, does not works on me. So can u please tell me whatever reasons you think of. I ask you this for my own understanding and learning. So please, whatever reasons you think of.
Regards

He's a well known dickhead,he has had various accounts on A.W and he normally sends emails about how small his dick is.I got the exact same email 2 days ago.I've reported his latest profile for spam.

Add me to the list of lucky ladies of this copy and paste pest!
I agree; he must just want a load of replies to Wank over. What a wally!

Reverse booking of the day is number 397945....the dickhead actually things he's going to get 11 hours for ?250....well actually he's going to get 11 hours for free because any poor deluded girl who accepts this is to take her payment after the 11 hours are up because he 'likes' his fantasy that he's paying you to leave, not paying you to stay??

Oh and don't expect payment upfront for travel expenses either... and he is 'insistent in these rules'!

What a catch eh?  Hold me back....I can't wait to bid!