I just remembered a call I had yesterday.
The guy told me they are 4 of them looking for an escort lol.
I told him they can wank each other off

I put the phone down too when guys come on the phone asking for my address without even asking if I am available, some people have very little manners x

I think some treat us like we are just happy for the business, no security or self respect, like they would order a pizza, same as when they put random booking requests through x

This had me guffawing out loud...

Well Hello Miss Kimberly ,what a refreshing change to see a woman of
substance on this site , i would love to spend a absolute filthy night of
fun ,fuelled with dialog , drinks , and if you permit a quality sniff ,
please let me no how you feel about this , i live in Stockport but who is
prepared to travel , mail me or phone [redacted] , i can
promise you a night to remember , i have a wicked sense of humour , , i am
respectful , clean , honest , and above all funny , i always smell good ,
but depending on how you look at it, i am a very naughty boy , , but
tasteful with impeccable manners and i treat ladies like Gods, i work with
in the film & tv industry along with bands that tour , i. i have some
gorgeous outfits that have come from film sets , if you like dress for
pleasure i certainly can accommodate , i simply love ladies that take
pride in there appearance especially those who look fantastically Horny
and sexy , in sensual stockings , tight fitting pencil skirts , Killer
heels are a must , and the brightest of red lipstick , false eyelashes are
also nice,let me no if you like to dress up for fun filth and pleasure ,
love to no what floats your boat to , let me no if you have a window for
such an overnight and how much you want ? speak soon take care , Kind
Regards Paul x

In response to my vivastreet ad
"Hi I'm a slimy man,I wanna fuck you,do you wanna fuck me then come and ring on my mobile number"

Lmao, that one in particular has really tickled me.

The one you've posted looks really familiar Kimberly i'm pretty sure i received the same thing if not very similar from a bloke on AW  x

Quote from: KimberlyC on 04 June 2014, 09:29:39 pm

This had me guffawing out loud...

Well Hello Miss Kimberly ,what a refreshing change to see a woman of
substance on this site , i would love to spend a absolute filthy night of
fun ,fuelled with dialog , drinks , and if you permit a quality sniff ,
please let me no how you feel about this , i live in Stockport but who is
prepared to travel , mail me or phone [redacted] , i can
promise you a night to remember , i have a wicked sense of humour , , i am
respectful , clean , honest , and above all funny , i always smell good ,
but depending on how you look at it, i am a very naughty boy , , but
tasteful with impeccable manners and i treat ladies like Gods, i work with
in the film & tv industry along with bands that tour , i. i have some
gorgeous outfits that have come from film sets , if you like dress for
pleasure i certainly can accommodate , i simply love ladies that take
pride in there appearance especially those who look fantastically Horny
and sexy , in sensual stockings , tight fitting pencil skirts , Killer
heels are a must , and the brightest of red lipstick , false eyelashes are
also nice,let me no if you like to dress up for fun filth and pleasure ,
love to no what floats your boat to , let me no if you have a window for
such an overnight and how much you want ? speak soon take care , Kind
Regards Paul x

This is very familiar, he's either messaged me the same message before or I've read it on here already x

Me too! X

'Hello Madam!!!
my name is xxxxx ,im 18!!!
my parents send me for 3 weeks in London ,study english!!!
can i  visit you for bdsm session???
i have enough money,
im virgin never try girl,but i wonna try strap on from mature women.
i interesting for strap on,submission,golden rain ,and maybe fisting
thanks'