"You should be paying me" HAHAHAHAHHAHA. So incredibly gorgeous and ripped (no brag) that he needs to beg sex from escorts, even though he can afford a super cool car.

Lol, this guy offered me 20pounds,  then  calls me saying things to me like:

"why are you doing this?"
"how you going to find a boyfriend if you tell him you been doing this job, nobody wants a girlfriend like that"

, witch i politely  answered saying,: it would not be a problem i would  never date a ignorant, judgmental boy like you

Swedish, are you from Merseyside? He just emailed me again saying that a Swedish gir from Merseyside offered him an hour for free when she saw his picture lol! But he couldn't be bothered to drive that far lol!

Sorry this is a long post but I've had 2 playing email tennis and I am so desperate for bookings as it's been an expensive month with everything breaking and Easter weekend is always so quiet.
First had a frustrating game of email tennis with some charmer who found my website but didn't bother to read any of it.

Him: hi, do you offer dress up services?
Me: What do you mean? x
Him: would you wear requested clothes? x
Him: or uniforms/outfits?x
Me: I don't have any uniforms, just normal clothes x
Him: any extra short dresses? x
Him: or skirts? x
Me: Yeah I have some short dresses and skirts x
Him: could you describe your favourite?x
Me: It's just a plain black skirt, I don't own much short clothing as I don't dress like that mostly x
Him: prefer classier clothes? x
Him: & do you do 3sums/4sums? x
Me: Hi [name] please read my website [link] and my AW page [link] to get an idea of who I am and what I do. I offer a very vanilla GFE, not a porn star experience. I don't do dressing like a 'whore', threesomes, group sex, uniforms, toys etc. x
Him: are you free tonight? x
Me: don't message me again please, you're clearly looking for a porn star type experience and my website clearly describes that I offer GFE only


Then a guy asked for an hour tonight through AW. I turned down a late night booking on my old account and he told me that he would've probably extended it to several hours and I would've made so much money but he'll just book another escort instead of me, etc. So he's one of those types.. But probably manageable for one hour. I thought..

him: Are you,free tonight for an outcall in Carlisle? 1 hour. Also was nationality are you? [name] xxx
me: Yeah I'll be available tonight early evening, about between 7-9pm ish I think. I'm british x
him: Awesome!!! 8-30 is good for me.. What will you wear? I love stockings and suspenders.. Also are you fully shaven?
me: Yes I am, I can wear hold ups but I don't have any suspenders like the old fashioned kind x
him: Ok sexy. Do you come dressed casual? As I don't want neighbours getting suspicious.. Lol. You want address now? Xxx
me: Yeah I'll just be wearing normal clothes, don't want your neighbours to think anything Could you send me a booking request with all the details please? x
him: Great!!! Ok. I'll book soon and give address.. Thanks again sexy.. [name] xxxxx
him: Just so you know I'm clean... I shave my cock and balls every week. So I'm nice and smooth down there.. Have you ever had sex in a waterbed? I have a waterbed. I love it. Makes sex really good too ;-) xxx
me: I haven't on a waterbed no, I'm sure it will be fun x
him: It sure will. I can't wait to see you strip out of your clothes and be in ur stockings. Can I ask you what's ur fave position? Xxxxx
me: I don't really have one, probably just missionary or cowgirl x
him: Wow!!! I love cowgirl position!!!! Especially with ur boobs in my face.. What size are ur boobs baby? Xxxxx
me: B cup I think, pic on my profile x
him: It says b cup.. But the foto looks like they are a LOT bigger.. I like ur pierced nipple.. You have any more piercings? Xxxxx
me: No just nipple x
him: Ok. That's nice.. Where r u from sexy? Can't wait to see you at 8:30 tonight.. Xxxxx
me: I'm not local but I was born in England, see you tonight xx
him: Ok sexy.. Can't wait.. Hope ur feeling horny.. Xxxxxxxxx

By this point I was ready to cancel the booking, I was sitting in my car a few blocks away thinking maybe this isn't worth it because usually I really like my clients and we get on well and I feel good knowing I'm not faking anything
Then he sent me a message saying his girlfriend had came home and he had to cancel the booking. 30 mins before I was due at his! I had to travel 1 hour to get there.
I replied saying it obviously wasn't meant to be, what a shame.. He then messaged a few mins later saying his girlfriend is gone, can I come now? errr so she can pop back in because she's forgotten something halfway through the booking?! no thanks! I told him I gave his booking to one of my regulars. But really I went to a bar and contemplated wasted petrol over a mocktail got home and an email from a lovely client asking for tomorrow afternoon. funny how these things work out

I know! I couldn't resist replying in the end, I did mention in my reply thasure they didnt plenty of real actors and footballers etc have been caught with hookers, and I'm pretty sure they didn't ask for a discount on the principle of them being so fit and ripped!
Then I received a load of shit about how I won't ever get a bf because I take 10 cocks a day, and asking me how much cash I earn?! Weirdo fantasist!

Quote from: Swedish on 20 April 2014, 10:51:53 pm

Lol, this guy offered me 20pounds,  then  calls me saying things to me like:

"why are you doing this?"
"how you going to find a boyfriend if you tell him you been doing this job, nobody wants a girlfriend like that"

, witch i politely  answered saying,: it would not be a problem i would  never date a ignorant, judgmental boy like you

Swedish, are you from Merseyside? He just emailed me again saying that a Swedish gir from Merseyside offered him an hour for free when she saw his picture lol! But he couldn't be bothered to drive that far lol!

HAHAHA yah im in Merseyside, i rejected the photos, did not care how he looked, he kept telling me tho about a holiday he had in Sweden where alllll the girls were over him.

Just had a belter lol.
Bloke rang wanting an hour later on but then asked what I looked like...erm so you want to book but haven't looked at the photos?
He claimed they would not load on his phone.Giving him the benefit of the doubt I sent him my website address.
He then rang back and asked if I was the lady with the curly hair...er yes the lady you rang a few mins ago.
He then said he couldn't book me because my phone must be shit as he could hear echoing at his end!I mean eh???Lmao!

Sure you ladies have had calls similar to this,

Hi is that ****?
Yes,
Can I have you address I am going to book you for 7pm!

Oh are you really! I'm not a fucking cab! Get lost