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Just An Escort

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #5310 on: 17 March 2014, 12:21:26 pm »
It seems that one of my ads somewhere is attracting all the idiots this week. In just two days I've had text conversations with two different guys that started off fairly innocuously organising the details of a potential booking when 1 suddenly said:

"How about ?600 no condom xxx baby"

and the other, who had other TWer signs but I was doing my best steering him into arranging a booking text back:

"how much will it cost me to cream pie you price wise I am from London and loded x"

Surprisingly neither of them replied after I told them my thoughts on being asked for bareback. The second guy seemed to think I'd be impressed that he was from London as he mentioned it a few times, clearly he thinks anyone living outside of London is some kind of backwards yokel!
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MinxySophia

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #5311 on: 17 March 2014, 12:50:58 pm »
Woke up to this gem this morning.....

" Loser - You available?

Loser - Do you have a tight fanny?

Loser - Hello? "

.... Sounds like such a gent eh? lol x
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hideawayx

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #5312 on: 17 March 2014, 02:32:17 pm »
What a charmer!  :P

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chloe94

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #5313 on: 17 March 2014, 05:23:20 pm »
A follow up to the guy who asked me about watersports (clearly not offered) then offered me ?30 to cum on my tits..  ::) I let him know my fee is per time not service so he'd have to book for min half hour ?70 and he replied

Hmmmmmmmmm
A very strange reply!
I could understand such a reply when I questioned you about something unusual like Watersports but not about something as normal as cumming over a girl's breasts. Your profile pics do after all make rather a large feature out of your tits!? I seem to remember offering you ?35 a time for cumming over them during our 'time' together. If you'd agreed that would (at a minimum of twice a week) have netted you a minimum of ?3,640 a year -just for me. I am part of a rather large group of Cumbrian men though (20+ at the last count) so I'll leave you to do the maths. Don't bother replying as you are now blocked across our entire network.
You are certainly not a sweet shop -rather the bitter opposite I fear.
Sad as you appeared to look so nice.


hahahaha! He actually calculated how much money I'd make seeing him twice a week at ?30 a go. Replied saying I have never seen him before, and my rate is all inclusive of all services I offer.. charge by time not service and told him I couldn't care less about his big network of cumbrian men who are now all going to believe him and pass up on seeing a pretty attractive escort because of what he says. I guess it's my fault though, for having a photo of my breasts on my profile.. (sarcasm!)
why bother threatening me, it's so pathetic ;D
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Pink~Princess

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #5314 on: 17 March 2014, 07:04:59 pm »
All I can say is you dodged about 20 bullets if that's what him and his network are like...........morons!

If he thinks your reply is so odd (it's not odd btw) then why doesn't he save his emails for other girls who do charge by the service? Probably because it's him who's odd!

I wouldn't have replied though especially when he said your blocked.

Xx
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Pink~Princess

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #5315 on: 17 March 2014, 09:03:56 pm »
Just had some idiot phone me up asking what ladies I have working?

I said what?

He said what ladies do you have available?

I said what do you think I am exactly? A brothel?

Phone goes quiet as if I am the one asking the crazy question!

I put the phone down!
« Last Edit: 17 March 2014, 11:31:45 pm by Pink~Princess »
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BibiofLeeds

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #5316 on: 17 March 2014, 10:51:57 pm »
Had a day of utter wankers on the phone as well as some lovely bookings but just as I was finishing i get this via text.

Bellend:Is this the bbw escort service
Me:This is Bibi thats my name.
Bellend:Hi Bibi what services do you do?
Me:Where did you get my number?
Bellend:Google. (Why do they say google or internet instead of the site?!?)
Me:My services and rates are on most of my adverts.
Bellend:I'm at work so didn't click on it cos my connection is not good.(How is it that wankers always look for escorts at work?!?)
Me:Well maybe have a look when you are not at work,read and ring me if you are interested.I don't list services via text as it results in text tennis.You can also ring and ask for me with my name.
Bellend:Is there any need to be arsey?x
Me:Is there any reason to text random numbers not even know a girls name and know nothing about them?You have just shown you are rude and immature..bye (and block!)
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Monroe

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #5317 on: 18 March 2014, 11:11:44 am »
Oh God. I the years i have been working i have had so many idiotics message me.

can i c u now? =

i know it sayz u dnt text but am at work/drivin so can you text me and i will call u

hi bb do u do blowjobs? =

I've just seen your profile, i'd love to take you on a date

can we do bareback for a little bit extra?

My girlfriend just dumped me, can we meet up for some free fun?

As i have see you before can i have a discount

And there are a thousand more! I try my hardest not to get mad, but sometimes i just cannot help it. Do these guys just sit on sites all day pestering!  :-\
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ClaireJayne

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #5318 on: 18 March 2014, 11:52:25 am »
I saw your profile on AdultWork.com and ...Wondered whether you might be free in an hour or two? After 9am? Lol

ummmm whats with the LOL what's funny, have I missed something?
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Amethyst

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #5319 on: 18 March 2014, 01:08:34 pm »
'Hello. Will you take Paypal payment? I will pay lots extra.'

Got to be dodgy  :-\  Paypal payments can be cancelled, right?
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Pink~Princess

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #5320 on: 18 March 2014, 02:27:03 pm »
Yeah I am sure they can be cancelled. Tell him you'll see him providing his PayPal payment is paid and received BEFORE you give him any service same as with any other booking x
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Amethyst

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #5321 on: 18 March 2014, 02:42:03 pm »
Quote from: Pink~Princess on 18 March 2014, 02:27:03 pm
Yeah I am sure they can be cancelled. Tell him you'll see him providing his PayPal payment is paid and received BEFORE you give him any service same as with any other booking x

Why ask for PayPal though? And the 'pay lots extra' bit. Could be a scam of sorts  :(
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happyhappyjoyjoy

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #5322 on: 18 March 2014, 03:21:09 pm »
Quote from: Vivienne on 18 March 2014, 11:52:25 am
I saw your profile on AdultWork.com and ...Wondered whether you might be free in an hour or two? After 9am? Lol

ummmm whats with the LOL what's funny, have I missed something?

he could be from an older generation who thinks lol means lots of love
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Holly T

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #5323 on: 18 March 2014, 04:22:59 pm »
Quote from: Amethyst on 18 March 2014, 01:08:34 pm
'Hello. Will you take Paypal payment? I will pay lots extra.'

Got to be dodgy  :-\  Paypal payments can be cancelled, right?

Yes.  Dodgy to the max.

A service like this is not covered by PayPal's seller protection, it covers physical items only.  Even after the booking has taken place he could lodge a claim with PayPal and even request that his card issuer reverse the payment, putting you at [high] risk of losing out on your fee.
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #5324 on: 18 March 2014, 05:24:15 pm »
Quote from: Pink~Princess on 18 March 2014, 02:27:03 pm
Yeah I am sure they can be cancelled. Tell him you'll see him providing his PayPal payment is paid and received BEFORE you give him any service same as with any other booking x

It can still be charged back for many weeks (possibly months). NEVER use PayPal for ANY sex work.

Plus if PayPal gets any inkling that an account was used for adult items or services, your account will be closed without question.

NEVER use PayPal, it's not worth the heartache.

With regard to why the man was offering more money for you to accept PayPal - because he's trying to scam you, he can get it back at any time after the booking, and I'm willing to bet he's done it many times before. The offer of MORE than your fees is his way of enticing you.
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