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sweet jane

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #4500 on: 21 August 2013, 06:14:52 pm »
email from Mr A.Fantasist:
(via aw)

'Hi there

A little bit of a long shot however from reading your add we thought we
would give it a go,

We (I) are looking for a sexy female (You?) to join in a very expensive
hotel from Thursday to Saturday this week (22nd ? 24th AUG).

Its my gf?s birthday and she has asked for to be spoils on one day for her
birthday and the second to be used like a dirty slut to push her
boundaries as well as make her just cum over and over.

If this is some thing you would like to help with and want to take part in
please do no hesitate to contact me dips

X'

key words 'very expensive hotel' and 'gf'  ::)
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Pink~Princess

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #4501 on: 21 August 2013, 08:08:31 pm »
Hahahaha I take it he was wodering if you would be interested in taking part for the fun of it without paying you? Or have I read it wrong? x
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sweet jane

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #4502 on: 21 August 2013, 08:57:18 pm »
Quote from: Pink~Princess on 21 August 2013, 08:08:31 pm
Hahahaha I take it he was wodering if you would be interested in taking part for the fun of it without paying you? Or have I read it wrong? x

True he doesn't mention a figure (hadn't even thought of the idea that he might be asking me to do it for free!!) ....but I think it's more that it is pure brainfart material, would place bets on that.
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Just An Escort

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #4503 on: 22 August 2013, 07:22:01 pm »
Just had the following slightly odd series of messages from the same guy:

wannabe pimp: Hello sweetheart I hope you don't mind me texting you, my name is Ian I help run the penthouse in [local shopping centre]
I have a two bed apartmentand at the moment we are only using one of the rooms
If you were interested I would let you use the room with your own clients on a daily basis on and off
For ?60 per day with use of everything
Hope you are well and you are having a wonderful day :-) ps I think I saw you in tesco Tuesday morning xx
me: told him I wasn't interested and can sort out my own accommodation (didn't touch the creepy stalker part)
wannabe pimp: Noo please don't be sorry it's ok xx it was just a thought to help you out and the girl that there wasn't working alone xx
A few minutes later...
wannabe pimp: I would like to book you soon but you would need to pretend you where my friend as I live in my parents house lol xx not to far from you
Would that be ok ?

So apparently the wannabe pimp stalker running some sort of penthouse brothel still lives with his parents, blocked!
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Tallgirl

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #4504 on: 22 August 2013, 09:50:16 pm »
Quote from: LouLou37 on 21 August 2013, 02:42:24 pm
Quote from: HeatherP on 20 August 2013, 04:54:32 pm
I received this erudite collection of text messages today:

7am 'working 2day'
9.21am 'working 2day'
9.47am 'Ken making booking 2nite'
2.47pm 'working 2day'
2.38pm 'Ken making booking 2nite'
4.42pm 'Ken making booking 2nite'

 ??? And no, I'm not working tonight.

I know exactly who you mean. He refuses point blank to ever call and DEMANDS your "full address in (my city) city centre" . I tell him to call when in the street, to which he texts I can't I am deaf. I text back OK don't worry, just text when you are in the street (I have security also can see out if they are actually there before giving door number etc). Yet he never turns up just keeps texting for the "full address and buzzer" , also texts "KEN MAKING BOOKING TONITE 8PM"

Same thing rinse and repeat for about a year now.

Strange.

I'd never heard from him before and it didn't cross my mind to reply, so hopefully he'll get bored and crawl back under his rock  ;D

He also asked, 'Where ur full address in Glasgow City ?' - I've never worked in Glasgow  ::)
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foreign affairs

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #4505 on: 22 August 2013, 10:35:05 pm »

Hope all is well? I found your ad on xxx site. I would like to know if you would be available to realize a fantasy with me today, having sex in the office.

I imagine, in a discreet with alluring bra under, up the elevator and knock on the door of my office to meet me for a job interview. Enticing to perfection, I'm sure you'll find a way to distract me during the interview;-)

Interested?

I work in an office in downtown and I'd would like to realize this fantasy this afternoon because I'm alone in the office.

Tender greetings,

PS The greatest discretion of each, is very important.
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Pink~Princess

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #4506 on: 23 August 2013, 12:46:42 am »
Just got a phone call (Its well out of my working hours but I'm still up watching a movie) so I pressed cancel button then received a text saying.

You avail now? I've got money and plenty charlie.

Not only has he ignored my profile (my working hours are the first thing written) but assumed I am up working or just waiting for his call at this time of nite and assumes that cause I am an escort I am into drugs aswell (which I am not)

 ::)  ::)

« Last Edit: 23 August 2013, 12:52:23 am by Pink~Princess »
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Lady_Lust_XXX

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #4507 on: 23 August 2013, 09:13:43 am »
Quote from: Pink~Princess on 23 August 2013, 12:46:42 am
Just got a phone call (Its well out of my working hours but I'm still up watching a movie) so I pressed cancel button then received a text saying.

You avail now? I've got money and plenty charlie.

Not only has he ignored my profile (my working hours are the first thing written) but assumed I am up working or just waiting for his call at this time of nite and assumes that cause I am an escort I am into drugs aswell (which I am not)

 ::)  ::)


Yes that one does the rounds a fair bit in Scotland.  eejit !!!
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Pink~Princess

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #4508 on: 23 August 2013, 11:12:39 am »
I had the same thing happen about 3 weeks ago but it was a different number. Not sure if its the same person or not x
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Chanel xxx

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #4509 on: 23 August 2013, 12:37:37 pm »
Quote from: Just An Escort on 22 August 2013, 07:22:01 pm
Just had the following slightly odd series of messages from the same guy:

wannabe pimp: Hello sweetheart I hope you don't mind me texting you, my name is Ian I help run the penthouse in [local shopping centre]
I have a two bed apartmentand at the moment we are only using one of the rooms
If you were interested I would let you use the room with your own clients on a daily basis on and off
For ?60 per day with use of everything
Hope you are well and you are having a wonderful day :-) ps I think I saw you in tesco Tuesday morning xx
me: told him I wasn't interested and can sort out my own accommodation (didn't touch the creepy stalker part)
wannabe pimp: Noo please don't be sorry it's ok xx it was just a thought to help you out and the girl that there wasn't working alone xx
A few minutes later...
wannabe pimp: I would like to book you soon but you would need to pretend you where my friend as I live in my parents house lol xx not to far from you
Would that be ok ?

So apparently the wannabe pimp stalker running some sort of penthouse brothel still lives with his parents, blocked!

Yuck what a creep! Good thing you didnt comment on the little remarks he made about seeing you around and living not too far away from you  :-X.
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Pink~Princess

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #4510 on: 23 August 2013, 08:31:32 pm »
Guy just phones me up and say's..........You doing any deals on oral?

I charge by the hour not services but if I did charge by the service I wouldn't be doing deals on it, prick!

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foreign affairs

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #4511 on: 23 August 2013, 10:38:38 pm »
Hi What about meeting at 12.30pm today then please?
I am free right now...please replay If I can see you now..thanks. Sam
??

I can't meet before 3pm

I am only available now..I can come to you in 5 mins...please...
OK..4.30pm...where??
??
So??
4.30pm??

I can meet then but I take bookings via call not text

Can I come to you now?Where??

I'll be free to meet around 5.30pm
Moreover I don't take bookings through text

I am only free now...please...

I take bookings via call not text

I just want to knowIf I can come now...

I text you that I will be free around 5.30pm means not now

I just want to know If ok....

No more texts they will be ignored

Any chance now please....

Your nr is blocked BYE

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Pink~Princess

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #4512 on: 24 August 2013, 01:50:59 am »
Lol you gotta wonder what goes on in these morons heads huh?  ::)
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Pink~Princess

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #4513 on: 24 August 2013, 05:02:11 pm »
Just got a text from a guy ON MY DAY OFF saying........

Hi I read your profile and I'd like half an hour trouble is your pictures don't give a lot away (I only show parts of my face) and I've already been disappointed today. Is ?80 ok? I'll come along now.

I'm ?100 for a half hour and I have 230+ glowing positive feedback (not one bad one) and loads of glowing field reports. I do blank out most of my face but I have different pics that show different parts of my face.

So what more do these chancing morons want?
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RVRiley

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #4514 on: 24 August 2013, 05:45:25 pm »
"Hi I saw your ad and I'm really interested. I'm in uni and a virgin, fed up of my friends taking the mick out of me. What's the lowest amount you'd take for a blow job?"
I politely replied I charge by the half hour, thinking right, lets just gently nudge him as it's been a slow week.
"Oh. Can I get some discount because I'm a student and I'm skint? I don't need half an hour."
Why, oh why did I bother replying!
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