Quote from: Prinny on 11 December 2012, 02:38:11 pm

You sound really nice. Can we go on a date instead?

That's called an outcall. Add ?50 per hour to my incall fee.

Some people like dinner dates though. I love them so charge half my rate for dinner dates. I did one on Saturday night actually and it make a really nice change.

Subject: proposition
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Greetings, I must say I am very glad that my gaze has met your virtual
representation.

Im Steven , 27 year old from Lanarkshire- im a young professional with a
stable income seeking a once a month arrangement with a local lady. I am
looking for something really regular once per month.


I am actually in a relationship, and although I can afford to pay full
fee's I cannot discreetly hide large amounts of money each month. I am
looking to pay around ?50 every month for a humiliation session. Again I
do not aim to offend at all- but I cannot risk my relationship.I would pay
this every month. I enjoy basicaly being dominated and humiliated- I hope
you can cater for this.

I can also subsidies my smaller payment by working for you in other ways.
I can create websites- and am a keen photographer/videographer. I know you
may hear this alot, but i have a lighting kit and a first class
photography degree- which I can display on meeting. Again I hope this
doesn't offend.

I really hope you may consider this, as your exactly what I am seeking
looks wise. Please reply even if it's a no as this email has taken a lot
of effort.

Kind regards,

Steven.

I dont think this requires explaining just like it didn't require a response! 

Yes well done Steven, that was quite alot of effort to insult me!

You sound really nice. Can we go on a date instead?

That's called an outcall. Add ?50 per hour to my incall fee.


I'm wondering how many girls you have on?

Only me.

Can my 3 friends come in and wait while I see you?

That'll be a no.

Why not?

lol send him to me i have seven dogs  including  six french mastiffs ( from the film turner and hooch ) seriously grumpy and slobbers i even named one Hooker so he can spend time with him if he so wishes

My dog isn't keen on sharing his space with too many people, it makes him grumpy


The ever offensive but still hilarious: Are you open?

I had this delightful text

"want to fuck"

I was feeling a bit cheesed off and asked him if that's how he thought he would get to see me he said .................. yeah, how else would I get an appt??           

Quote from: wg on 20 December 2012, 08:51:00 am

Jail? Six Hours?

hey might be easier if i say what am looking for i have just got out of jail today after being in for 10 months for nothing major though.. but i have had a fantasy all the way through and i would love it to come real i am looking to come to someones house on a morning and be invited in were i get the kiss of a life time as you lead me through to the bedroom, then after stripping me of u push me flat on my back and fuck me, now this will be over pretty quick as i have just got out today after a long ten months, now this is were it gets naughty i want u not to be happy and tie me to your be were you push a viagra down my mouth till i swallow it then use my body everyway you can imagine for the next 6 hours r so, using my body to see to your own needs over and over again for a good six hours..

does this sound like something you would be up for ??

God, 6 hours of my needs ! Thats like a years worth