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sunny_sophia

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #3480 on: 01 October 2012, 04:12:10 pm »
Just logged in to these belters:

hey i was wondering if we could have a 15 min meet up? I'd like you to laugh at my little willy, then tell me i'll never fuck you right. Then facesit me in leggings then pull them down and force me to lick your arse hole. Then wank me off until i come and then forced me to eat the cum. Would that be ok?

and

How much to watch another girl fuck u up the arse for half an hour with a strap on?

Also, i have 14 messages from what i thought was a lovely regular asking me to meet at 2/3/4/5 this morning.

Some days eh?

Ruby Reid And Alex

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #3481 on: 01 October 2012, 08:26:54 pm »
Just had a guy that put us both on edge - the type to quote from your site/profile and hold everything you say against you like your profile is a legally binding document rather than just a good idea of what services we offer ::).
We have "sale" on AW for pussy pops - so he insists on being able to use a pop on Amy because "it's in your "Sales and wishlists" on your profile", even after being told that we aren't comfortable to do this in front of a client he still  insisted that since it's a sale item, we must offer it as a service.

Wants to do watersports and then after being told that we prefer to do that in the bath (cleaner etc):
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Watersports in the bath is usually a very cold and clinical affair, totally lacking any eroticism. This is why I prefer to drink whilst being face sat. I never spill a drop unless the lady has no control at all.
Yeah, place the blame all on us..

Also this gem:
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I'll also enjoy rimming Amy as this is on her list of likes on Adultwork.
Because apparently "at discretion" isn't a viable option...

Nothing that terrible, and he has placed a booking but why do these people think that because something is listed on a profile or mentioned once on a website somewhere that they are automatically entitled to those services? And TELLING us what we WILL provide rather than asking politely. And then arguing when we say that we don't offer that! Gah!

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #3482 on: 02 October 2012, 02:50:14 pm »
Another circulating email


Goddess,
 
i am 47 years old, extremely submissive and docile slave from London. i am well educated and very sincere about my slavery. Please i am begging You to become Your personal foot slave.
i have always been dreaming to be a slave/dog to  Goddess. i would like to be Your slave if You allow me please. i would like to be Your foot slave/ house slave/dog. i can pay You for a an hour session. You can treat me as You wish, like slapping me with Your feet/hand, You can use me as Your dog and carpet/doormat/bathmat. i am well trained slave, i will never speak unless You wish me to, never look You in the eyes and will always crawl/grovel in Your presence. i can also do Your housework like; cleaning,ironing,washing Your underwear/socks by hand, be Your driver. i can afford ? 100.00 for a session Goddess but if You accept i can be Your regular dog and  can be a very useful dog to You Goddess if You wish. i have a nice place in Earls Court for You to stay whenever You wish as Your own place. i am extremely low and would like to become a slave for a superior  Goddess just like Yourself.
Please Goddess either a session or not let me know if You wish to own me as Your dog. Bye for now.
 
foot worm

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #3483 on: 02 October 2012, 04:49:16 pm »
Because apparently "at discretion" isn't a viable option...

Nothing that terrible, and he has placed a booking but why do these people think that because something is listed on a profile or mentioned once on a website somewhere that they are automatically entitled to those services? And TELLING us what we WILL provide rather than asking politely. And then arguing when we say that we don't offer that! Gah!

My 'enjoys' list used to have all sorts of things on it, many 'at discretion', but people always tried to 'push it', just like your guy. I was sick and tired of having to explain to them that some things are not guaranteed, and listening to all the grumpy huffing and puffing. Now I only advertise a handful of services that are guaranteed, nothing 'at discretion'. I don't mind people asking for something that isn't listed, and if they're polite and respectful, I am normally willing to consider it.

Another pet hate of mine is when they offer to 'pay extra' for something that I don't do at all!
Yes, I'd risk it for a biscuit, as I said, you know me.

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #3484 on: 02 October 2012, 04:58:28 pm »
Just had a guy that put us both on edge - the type to quote from your site/profile and hold everything you say against you like your profile is a legally binding document rather than just a good idea of what services we offer ::).


Oh these are The All You Can Eat Buffet Guys - they want a little bit of everything, and they're mostly arseholes...but ?150 is a fair ammount to whack out, so you can kind of see where they're coming from.

I'm with ilovedots - 'at discretion' isn't worth the trouble. If a guy is polite and friendly and the mood takes me I'll give a little more than I offer - this has added bonus of making client feel special and  will probably turn them into a regular; 'Ohh I don't do that with all my clients, you're just so lush *simper*'. Though I offer a GFE style service, so may not work with what you and James offer?

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #3485 on: 02 October 2012, 08:07:07 pm »
Hi,

First of all do you do custom videos and if so could you do one for me?

For the video I would need you to buy some pairs of Y fronts for me. I have provided a few links to give you an idea of the style, you can purchase them from anywhere you wish.


http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/MENS-3-x-100-COTTON-Y-FRONTS-M-L-XL-BLUES-/180972491735?pt=UK_Men_s_Underwear&var=&hash=item2a22cd13d7

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/4-PAIRS-MENS-WHITE-100-COTTON-Y-FRONT-BRIEFS-SIZES-S-M-L-XL-/221063754400?pt=UK_Men_s_Underwear&var=&hash=item33786d32a0

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Free-PnP-3-x-Mens-100-Cotton-Y-Fronts-Underwear-/230640252947?pt=UK_Men_s_Underwear&var=&hash=item35b33af813

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/3-MENS-100-COTTON-Y-FRONTS-UNDERWEAR-Sizes-M-L-XL-/120716679642?pt=UK_Men_s_Underwear&var=&hash=item1c1b4659da

I would like you to be either on your own, or with another female discussing and holding up the underpants. I want to be thoroughly verbally humiliated for wearing shameful Y fronts and for you and the second person (female) to thoroughly handle them and ensure I always wear the most humiliating, childish Y fronts I can find and continue my life wearing them. You could even use them to clean your toilet and wipe your bottom with.

The ones you supply shall become my everyday underpants. It will be so humiliating for me to know that one or two women have seen, handled and used my underpants which i must then wear and be completely humiliated for it.

Could the video be around 10 - 15 minutes long, and can you then post the underpants to me to wear after. Should you be happy with this I will email you my address and any further details you require. Please let me know if you can do this for me and how much it will cost. If it is not too expensive I will get the money sent over to you.

We can discuss details further if you want.

Regards

Underpants Boy


God give me strength! :FF

Hey Cat...wanna do this when I next come over? lmao

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #3486 on: 02 October 2012, 08:11:47 pm »
got that fantastic offer today

hey there

silly question....married and in xxxx so outcalls very hard to do, do you do car meets(on my profile says i dont), hand job etc .....if so what kind of price?(also on profile)
Could be regular if intersted. I'm 100% genuine and clean guy, you can see what i look like on profile so things very discreet (cock pictures). As i say hand job, car meets, and if up for it and want to earn then who knows.....(excuse me??)

xxxx chat soon
 
i love how he makes it sound like he is doing me a favour  ::)

Ruby Reid And Alex

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #3487 on: 03 October 2012, 01:47:24 pm »
We've mentioned this guy before (the all-you-can eat buffet one), here's a bit more (cut from our recent warnings and wasters post on this douchebag):

He started off fine - although a little off but I can't say why ("I am a mature, respectful Caucasian gentleman. Now in my 50's I enjoy the company of attractive young ladies with a sense of fun as well as a sense of humour."). Mentioned that he wanted to meet Amy alone, which is fine as we now offer that as a service, as well as mentioning that he may like to have a threesome in the future.

So far so good. We let him know that that's all ok. He then replied and mentioned that he'd like to try watersports with Amy standing over him in heels etc, and also that he wanted to use pussy pops.
We let him know that we always do watersports in the bath for cleanliness, which wouldn't be possible with heels but we could accommodate with all his other clothing requests. We also mentioned that we only had a photo of the pops for the sales section, and didn't offer it as a service.

He replied and started quoting parts of our profile, trying to make it sound like we offered these services - which is probably when we should have blocked him. Choice quote:
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Watersports in the bath is usually a very cold and clinical affair, totally lacking any eroticism. This is why I prefer to drink whilst being face sat. I never spill a drop unless the lady has no control at all.
Almost accusing Amy of having no control! He did mention that he would respect our wishes but did so in a very sneery, sarky way which is hard to describe but leaves you with the sense that he thinks he's could find much better elsewhere etc. Anyway we replied and said that it's important as we rent etc and can not afford to let the carpets get soaked in piss! And the reasons for the pops stuff.

He came back with this, amongst other stuff:
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With the pops, can I pay the extra ?? for Amy to prepare one for me whilst I watch? I would opt for an ass pop that could then be popped into a zipper bag for me to take away. I'll also enjoy rimming Amy as this is on her list of likes on Adultwork.

So now not only trying to get us to do services that we don't offer for more money (always a bad sign) but TELLING us that he WILL be doing rimming "As it's on her  list of likes" - as though whatever we offer on the profile, we HAVE to provide without discretion? He didn't even ask politely for that service, more TOLD us that he would be doing it.

We then had a few more back and forth emails, nothing noteworthy - mostly him confirming, asking what Amy would wear etc. He then sent us a long description of activities that he did with another escort, including her peeing in a glass and him drinking it. When we said that we could do that if he preferred that to being in the bath:

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Amy using a glass to pee into may be preferential to me climbing into a cold bath, although I really like to receive it direct. If you prepare a glass (or I could bring one of my own) I will decide on the method when I meet Amy and see your bathroom tomorrow.
Again, nothing especially insidious but it really feels like he wants to have control over everything. There were a couple of other things that he mentioned which made us feel on edge also.
He then mentioned that he loves dirty talk, and when we told him that Amy doesn't really do that, as she's quite quiet/shy:

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After reading about the bukkake and gang-bang parties on your AW profile I'm very surprised to hear Amy is shy. I would have thought she must have bags of confidence to entertain several guys at the same time, even with James in attendance. But I understand and will not expect a PSE from her.

Because apparently doing parties means you HAVE to be really outgoing and have a mouth like a sailor? Actually I (James) deal with all the comms, arranging and fees and Amy tends to be quite quiet during even the parties. It says all over our profile that we're quite quiet and shy, and offer much more of a GFE than a PSE. Our messages make this clear too but obviously this guy is a boundary pusher.

Anyway, at 2am this morning he says:
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Would it be possible to make the booking for 11am if traffic is heavy? I'll try to be there by 10.30am as agreed but think traffic around Basingstoke could be a problem around the time I will need to leave.

Obviously we didn't see it or reply until this morning but just quickly replied and let him know that we'd prefer if he arrives on time, but will happily wait the extra half an hour.

So, we did.

At 11:10 we decided that he probably wasn't coming, and I came downstairs to let him know that he'll need to re-book, when I saw this charming message sent at 10:43 - 13 minutes after the meet should have started:

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Hi Amy and James
After a lot of thought and reflection through the various emails, I have decided not to meet up with Amy today. I think I would be considerably disappointed by the experience as Amy is shy, nervous and not comfortable with certain activities without James being present. Although I understand and sympathise with her reticence, I would be paying ?160 and have to consider whether my money would be well spent as I am buying a service. I am selective and often pay a large tip above the agreed fee when things go well as I appreciate professionalism and the desire to satisfy.
I wish you both every success with your chosen business venture and hope Amy working alone works out satisfactorily.
Regards
T*** xx

So not only has he wasted our time with countless emails, been rude, presumptuous and boundary-pushing with our rules and services (and acted better-than-thou and fake-shock/surprised when we don't offer something, and then quoted our profile to use against us), he made us get ready for a meet and kept us waiting for 13 extra minutes when he was clearly not intending to turn up, and then sent us a shitty and self-congratulatory message to top it all off!

The way he writes just gives me the creeps - he's not nasty as such, just acts like he's so much better than us and uses fake-surprise and fake-politeness to cover up his thin veneer of judgemental and rude claptrap - I did write a really shitty message that I was going to send back to him, including how he's be blocked and reported to time-waster schemes across the web, but you just know he's the type of guy who will act all surprised, puppy-dog eyes style and go "what, me?" or get on his high horse about how his hard-earned cash should only be given to the very best of escorts who meet his stringent standards  ::).. So I didn't bother.

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #3488 on: 04 October 2012, 01:38:27 pm »
"Hello,

I've read your profile carefully, but I'm sure I can't see any reference to age limits. Since I'm twice your age and then some, I thought I'd better check. I've a lower limit of my own which is some way above your age, but like Oscar Wilde, I can resist everything except temptation. If you were minded to pursue an inappropriate liaison for an hour this afternoon, I'd suggest a game of doctors and nurses, which might be brought bang up to date - how about a game of Silvio Berlusconi and the under age Moroccan belly dancer? Albeit he's some way older than me, and she some way younger than you...

Silvio x"
Yes, I'd risk it for a biscuit, as I said, you know me.

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #3489 on: 05 October 2012, 11:00:35 pm »
hello lady chanel i take you for meal /drink and you get a reward......? lol funny i think he was genuine though told him to call tomorrow will see.

Ruby Reid And Alex

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #3490 on: 07 October 2012, 12:39:35 am »
Yet another straight male escort doing the rounds, I got this on my new solo profile so clearly he thinks I'm brand new to the business and very naive:

"Hey hun,

How are you?

I am Mark. A male escort on AW. Just wanted to tell you that you look amazing babes. How is business going?

If you need any help or tips or anything on here or even more clients - I am more than happy to help.

P.S: I think your rates are low hun for your looks. You are worth more than that. x

Keep in touch.

Mark

Mobile:***********
Skype: **********
x"

I told him I'd been escorting for a year, usually meet with my boyfriend, pay my bills fine the way I'm working and am priced fine for my area. Also wished him well as 'I hear it's very tough to make it as a straight male escort'. Not had a reply strangely enough...

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #3491 on: 07 October 2012, 09:00:29 am »
"Hello,

I've read your profile carefully, but I'm sure I can't see any reference to age limits. Since I'm twice your age and then some, I thought I'd better check. I've a lower limit of my own which is some way above your age, but like Oscar Wilde, I can resist everything except temptation. If you were minded to pursue an inappropriate liaison for an hour this afternoon, I'd suggest a game of doctors and nurses, which might be brought bang up to date - how about a game of Silvio Berlusconi and the under age Moroccan belly dancer? Albeit he's some way older than me, and she some way younger than you...

Silvio x"

This one is doing the rounds

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #3492 on: 07 October 2012, 10:33:28 am »
By phone yesterday   "hoos this? u an escort?"   ::)

By text also yesterday  "hi hun fancy a meet were ar u"   ::)

By email recently     "saw yr prof n think u hot. Want to phone me babe?"


So that will be 3 lovely guys who will become my regular clients then  ;D

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #3493 on: 07 October 2012, 10:51:13 am »
Oh Escort38, that text talk does make me cringe.  I'm sure you will enjoy meeting up with the intelligent gentmen.  ;) ::)
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #3494 on: 07 October 2012, 03:47:20 pm »
How fucking rude!  >:(

I bid on a reverse booking for an overnight.

My rate is ?100 less on what he offered which is always good surely?

Apparently not! Sent me an email..

Hi Friday
thanks for your bid
is that your best ?
will let you know later in the week
if thats okay ?
take care sexy
xxx


How bloody cheeky!!  :FF

my repsonse

well lets change it then to your offer of ?500  ::)

Why does any guy think saying something like that is going to go well? that we can nw still meet and get on when you've offended me on first contact?!