Well I don't know what to make of this lovely AW message waiting for me in my inbox this morning:

Hey you are gorgeous, I want to make a serious proposition. I'm looking
for a nice asian lady who might consider getting pregnant and having a
baby with me. I will obviously pay a fee and regular monthly payments. I'm
not suggesting marriage but would be very happy to marry if it suits. I'm
a professional 33 year old caucasion, blue eyes and handsome. If of
interest please get in touch

It's too bloody early for this kind of weirdness.  Bloody stupid idot just wants bb and has come up with a long arsed story instead of asking straight out for it. If this is an indication of the kind of day I'm going to be having I'm going back to bed.

Lovely email this morning - all it said was:

u do outcall


Yes, I do outcalls, well done for noticing that on my profile!   *DELETE*  I couldn't even bothered to reply....

Oh Jodie please please please give me hungblackescortmale's number - I'm just soooo desperate for a good seeing to for free!!!!! ha ha ha ha ha ha

I am 39, white, fit, educated... And on business in Manchester - so I have a double room booked at a top central (Princess St) Manchester hotel from 2pm on 25th to 12pm on 27th July. I am happy and willing to let you use my hotel room for incalls during that time - think of the extra business you will get lol. The only thing I ask for is that we sleep together on the nights of 25th and 26th and go out for dinner and drinks on one or both of the nights - the hotel costs and all meals and drinks are on me of course.
Please let me know if you are up for this and I will call to have a chat and confirm details.
Love Russ xx

This generous offer was emailed to me earlier. Any other north west ladies receive something similar? Anyway, I replied to politely decline and said I did outcalls only as you can never guarantee how many bookings you would get for an incall day. My one hour fee would more than cover the cost of the hotel room per day, and I think he was after far more bang for his buck. And I suspect his employer was stumping up for the hotel costs if he was on a business conference or something. But hey, God loves a trier!!

Ladies, as a newbie indie, have I been hasty and looked a gift horse in the mouth? PM me if anyone wants to take him up on it, and I will gladly pass on his details!

here's an odd one......

Emails

09/06/2012 "hi i would love to meet up with you how much would fee be as i stay in motherwell xx"

09/06/2012 - Reply "Hi there My rates are on my profile... For Motherwell times of booking are important as I dont drive x"

05/07/2012 "hi 1pm td in mwell 1hr xx"

Like a month later?!? 

Just read you say you are a newbie.

Never ever take anyone up on anything like that.He is a time waster, a scam artist or maybe worse.

You have missed out on NOTHING! xxxx

"hey sweet angel,, i really like ur sexy look? feel heats im romao 26x
i neva done this b4 and am very shyx but threes something about ux
i wud lov 2 c u Gorgus maybe 4 a hot passionate lapdance,
from u in some pvc n suspeders or in some sexy outfitxxxxxxxx
then maybe some role play..
maybe a teacher who specialises in teaching how to perform the best oral on her..
u can start by showing me all you senstive areas n how u liked to be passionately kissed slowly teaching me how to make u went hornyx
maybe you ask me to undress u then show me how u like 2 masterbate and
teach me how you like me to do forcing me to eat u step by step untill u cum in my mouthxxxx i got a few pic on my proilexxx b my guestxx
maybe the teacher wants me to eat it all up... well can i miss?mmmmmxxxx
that would be soo special a hot fantasy maybe you can help live it outxxx
get back to me baby ??..muahxx? 4nowxxxxxxx"

*runs*