Men can be so sad at times... They cannot be arsed to try and think of other ways to anonymously 'impress' the ladies on the internet, can they? 

Just the other day, I signed up to a lesbian dating site. The truth be told, I'm not even sure I fancy women, but the thought of having to deal with another willy in my private life makes me feel sick. If only they knew! I'm 23 btw 

ha ha ha ha ha:-)

I won't follow anyone back on Twitter who have cock pics either....don't want to be staring at that while I'm tweeting...ewww!

:-( Twat

"subject: new career opertunity

hi there i work for a adult movie team in the united kingdom and we are looking for new talent. would you be interested in a casting with our agent? if so please email us back here with your contact details. this casting would be unpaid and filmed for us to review but if you are successful you could be earning up to ?1000 a day with us.

we look forward to hearing from you"


Yeah, I'm dying to do a charity shoot with people who can't even spell the word oppportunity... In fact I replied asking what 'the casting' involves, let's wait and see    they don't seriously expect people to fall for it and let them get a freebie, anticipating to make thousands as a result...

Had text today from regular who has never been one of my fav's to say the least...
'Hi, could do with some fresh meat, d'you know of anyone?'...
My reply? ... 'No, have you tried your local butcher?'

Would love to hear everyone's fav 'one liner's'.
Wiley.x

On AW email earlier:

Subject: Sex

Today whit me [sic]


 

I've had some texts and seen some sights in this job, but I'm still seething from that nasty little shit's derogatory text. If he's ever stupid enough to try and book me again, imagining all is forgiven and forgotten... Well bring it on scabby nob, I dare you!
W.x

Ha! Yep, I get a similar ' are you hot n horny for sex' text from same number on a regular basis! Had other random texts in a similar vein, as we do!! They get boring don't they? We groan and delete as a matter of course.
Regarding the text I got today tho'... I dread to think what it would have done to my confidence/state of mind if I'd received it over the last few weeks while I've been so quiet and almost beside myself with worry about how I was going to cope financially. Business has picked up a little bit for me lately, so gave me the confidence to send that reply. It's a very fine line I'm walking lately and I'm just thankful I've come through another day, relatively unscathed.
W.x