Author Topic: How not to book an escort,world championships! (Read 2664806 times)

JulietteTV · « **Reply #2385 on:** 23 February 2012, 03:25:19 pm »

Quote from: ladyjennaj on 23 February 2012, 09:57:53 am

I had a horrible client a few days ago. He called up and sounded perfectly fine, but started asking questions about services on the way over. I politely informed him that I don't discuss services on the phone, and that he needed to read my profile. He was fine with that, and came over as planned. Upon entrance into my bedroom, he began picking at my bedsheets and pulled a single dog's hair off my duvet. He looked at me and said 'Not very clean is it?' $:-\$ Then after the appointment, he said - 'Frankly, I think you're too expensive. You aren't nearly as good as I expected. You're average.' I couldn't believe what I was hearing, and promptly burst out laughing, because I was in shock. The guy got up and stormed out, but...how rude, arrogant and bizarre???

I hate it when they make negative comments about the state of my flat! That doesn't start things off well at all, even if some of their observations may be accurate they don't have to be so rude as to assume they can start poking away at things.

Making comments about you being too expensive, surely the experience is only as good as what the punter puts in to it which is more than just his cash. I mean you can only do things together and if he isn't forthcoming with what he wants or doesn't give you the odd nudge in the right direction then what does he expect to take away from it!?

I had one guy who thought he'd ask me if I could 'do it for less' the second time when he called, so you're telling me you thought that little of it that you're going to insult me by asking me to do the same (or more) for less money the second time!? Needless to say we didn't meet again and won't be. He was totally awkward anyway and one of these 'how can I get the most out of a 30 minute booking' types who wants to turn it into a frenzied sexual assault course! For me that's completely off-putting.

I hate the sort of guy who wants to look down on you and thinks that paying for it means you're entirely under his control.

MissThang · « **Reply #2386 on:** 24 February 2012, 01:01:43 am »

Quote from: ladyjennaj on 23 February 2012, 09:57:53 am

You aren't nearly as good as I expected. You're average.

I know we don't name names on this board, but just between us, it was Simon Cowell, wasn't it?

ladyjennaj · « **Reply #2387 on:** 24 February 2012, 09:30:26 am »

Quote from: MissThang on 24 February 2012, 01:01:43 am

Quote from: ladyjennaj on 23 February 2012, 09:57:53 am
You aren't nearly as good as I expected. You're average.

I know we don't name names on this board, but just between us, it was Simon Cowell, wasn't it?

Totally

Kristina Bristol Escort · « **Reply #2388 on:** 25 February 2012, 09:14:05 pm »

Hi im matt and im currently staying in bristol and id just like to know if you would be ok doing a request for me which is if i book a three hour outcall session for monday could you wet a pampers baby nappie for me and write a little message saying how much you enjoyed wetting it and a kiss on the nappie and i have the nappies ready also just to let you know im not after sex im only after watching you wet the nappie and i'll book it once i get a reply if your ok doing it or not thanks.

ladyjennaj · « **Reply #2389 on:** 27 February 2012, 09:59:55 am »

Christ

EvaBeeva · « **Reply #2390 on:** 27 February 2012, 10:03:55 am »

Quote from: Kristina Bristol Escort on 25 February 2012, 09:14:05 pm

Hi im matt and im currently staying in bristol and id just like to know if you would be ok doing a request for me which is if i book a three hour outcall session for monday could you wet a pampers baby nappie for me and write a little message saying how much you enjoyed wetting it and a kiss on the nappie and i have the nappies ready also just to let you know im not after sex im only after watching you wet the nappie and i'll book it once i get a reply if your ok doing it or not thanks.

Ha ha! He should contact ME I'd be more than happy to pee everywhere for him.

Quote from: ladyjennaj on 23 February 2012, 09:57:53 am

I had a horrible client a few days ago. He called up and sounded perfectly fine, but started asking questions about services on the way over. I politely informed him that I don't discuss services on the phone, and that he needed to read my profile. He was fine with that, and came over as planned. Upon entrance into my bedroom, he began picking at my bedsheets and pulled a single dog's hair off my duvet. He looked at me and said 'Not very clean is it?' $:-\$ Then after the appointment, he said - 'Frankly, I think you're too expensive. You aren't nearly as good as I expected. You're average.' I couldn't believe what I was hearing, and promptly burst out laughing, because I was in shock. The guy got up and stormed out, but...how rude, arrogant and bizarre???

Christ on a stick! What a tosser.

River · « **Reply #2391 on:** 27 February 2012, 09:18:11 pm »

I've written about this regular in other threads.
He's ab outcall.
As a client he is ok 'In-Appointment'
but in between, I'm continually getting these "haggling" texts
Hi J i cant do it any more for xx
hi yy ok
zz is good mony
ww yesjodi
He is a used car salesman and clearly views my services like that.
Also, when I've explained why haggling with a Provider is so very wrong.
To do so treats us as objects, where trying to knock our fee is disparaging
and likely to lead to resentment and a poor service...he shrugs with indifference.
It's all a game to hum. Also when I'm with him he mentions (most times) about
the moneyhe has given to me, as though this means I owe him something.
I think:
"You are buying a service"
"I wouldn't even talk with you if you weren't paying"
"You've paid me for a service, to drive out to your house and suck your cock
and for you to fuck me, then quietly leave"
"I don't owe you anything beyond this"
But of course I don't say that; instead I'm polite.

I don't want to see him again so two weeks ago I replied to his pisy texts
by stating my fee is now ?--
Anyway last night::
zz good money
I reply:
Hi ---
My fee is now ?--
And thirty minutes ago:
zz good money
I just sent this reply:
Hi ---
I do not want to see you again,....ever
STOP CONTACTING ME

Sometimes good clients turn bad.

JulietteTV · « **Reply #2392 on:** 28 February 2012, 10:18:51 am »

Quote from: JodieTs on 27 February 2012, 09:18:11 pm

I've written about this regular in other threads.
He's a ?260 / hour outcall.
As a client he is ok 'In-Appointment'
but in between, I'm continually getting these "haggling" texts
Hi J i cant do it any more for 26o
hi 180 ok
200 is good mony
160 yesjodi
He is a used car salesman and clearly views my services like that.
Also, when I've explained why haggling with a Provider is so very wrong.
To do so treats us as objects, where trying to knock our fee is disparaging
and likely to lead to resentment and a poor service
he fucking shrugs with indifference.
It's all a fucking game to this prick.
Also when I'm with him he mentions (most times) about the thousands he has given to me.
As though this means I fucking owe him something.
I think:
"You are buying a service you turd"
"I wouldn't even talk with you if you weren't paying"
"You've paid me for a service, to drive out to your pissy little house and suck your cock
and for you to fuck me, then quietly leave"
"I don't owe you a muthr-fuckin' thing, you tosser"
But of course I don't say that; instead I'm polite.

I don't want to see him again so two weeks ago I replied to his pissy texts
by stating my fee is now ?300
Anyway last night::
200 good money
I reply:
Hi ---
My fee is now ?300
And thirty minutes ago:
200 good money
I just sent this reply:
Hi ---
I do not want to see you again,....ever
STOP CONTACTING ME
Jodie

If he does contact me again, my next text will say:
Fuck off. Catch AIDS and die, you creepy disgusting man

I wish they would all just fuck off.

You should ask him how much he would shag random (and often pretty repulsive) middle aged guys for!

River · « **Reply #2393 on:** 28 February 2012, 11:59:39 am »

Maybe
Terry had a phone conversation with me. A paper ad, so I would have
furnished him with me prices, description, services and website.
Any follow up to such a call should be solely to arrange a date and time.
I'm the ONLY transsexual escort in the papers which carry my ads,
so there is no excuse at all not to remember that we have already spoken
They are just engaging with me for a free wank.

Terry Just looked at your photos - seriously hot ! Love them
Me OK; what time today would you like to book a session with me?
Terry What are the details arrangements etc . Sorry can't talk at moment .
Me I gave you this information two weeks ago. This is silly. You make out that you can't slip out for a 2 minute phone call... Why? You the captain of an Italian cruise liner or something? Even he had his bit on the side there during the sinking...

RedLady1991 · « **Reply #2394 on:** 28 February 2012, 12:50:57 pm »

Jodie - do you actually say these things?

JulietteTV · « **Reply #2395 on:** 28 February 2012, 12:56:42 pm »

Quote from: JodieTs on 28 February 2012, 11:59:39 am

Maybe
but I'm too busy in meltdown:

Terry had a phone conversation with me on 6th of Feb at 13:51
in a call which lasted two minutes and two seconds.
Terry called me from a paper ad, so I would have furnished him with me prices,
description, services and website.
Any follow up to such a call
should be solely to arrange a date and time.
I'm the ONLY transsexual escort in the papers which carry my ads,
so there is no excuse at all not to remember that we have already spoken
(STOP PLAYING WITH YOUR PENIS, YOU PENIS)

Anything else -
They should be taken to Argentina,
put in a military helicopter,
flown over the south Atlantic
and pushed out at 300 feet.
That's exactly how I feel.
They are just engaging with me for a free wank at my mental well-being.
Terry Just looked at your photos jodie seriously hot ! Love them
Jodie OK; what time today would you like to book a session with me?
Terry What are the details arrangements etc . Sorry can't talk at moment .
Jodie I gave you this information two weeks ago. This is bullshit. You make out that you can't slip out for a 2 minute phone call... Why? You the captain of an Italian cruise liner or something? Even he had his bit on the side there during the sinking... Why don't you fuck off, stop wanking off over my pics and do something to benefit mankind like kill yourself. Just fuck off and die.

Sorry to trivialise your painful punters but the name Terry and a used car dealer, kind of reminds me of the character Terry Tibbs from Fonejacker. He sounds completely in line with that character with his 'that's a good price' haggling to someone random who isn't really that bothered whether they sell whatever they're selling or not.
Don't know what to say other than that, the problem with the internet (or any public medium) and 'personal' phone lines is that it attracts all kinds of insincere attention from all quarters of society really.
My ex gf was trying to find a new home for her dog a few months ago and you wouldn't imagine the number of timewasters her ads were getting, it was no different to advertising personal services in that all manner of idiots who were either lonely or had time on their hands kept hassling her with silly endless questions by text yet seemingly had trouble calling her up when it came down to it.
I wouldn't take any of it personally, its just the apparent accessibility of a person on the end of a phone that appeals to them I think really.

Friday · « **Reply #2396 on:** 29 February 2012, 01:16:20 pm »

I require your remarks/opinion , as you are an escort, also well experienced which makes you most suitable for providing a remark/opinion.

If you kindly could make your HONEST and TRUE remarks. I've a micro-cock and my cock is exceptionally tiny, there are 3 pic in my profile if you could kindly view them of ERECTED cock.

I?m specifically concerned with penetrative sex and how the women feels doing sex with my cock. So while making remarks assume if YOU are doing it, whether would you feel cock inside u, feel it touching the right places in vagina, feel it humping in vagina OR wont feel it inside u. As most say sex is all about clit stimulation, but as per the info I?ve gathered over net, it says penetration is also equally pleasurable for women when her vaginal walls are rubbed by cock as she has most nerve endings in vagina AND also that she also enjoys the cock cumming inside her. So in brief if you kindly tell as to how would you feel if doing my cock.

Your remarks will help me a lot, as to generally understand my potential and as well as to what extend a women would get pleasured with my cock size, to what extend would she get turned off and how you actually think of it, or even laugh on it. So please be honest, no matter how harsh you think your remarks are.

Much much thanks for your time and for sincere and honest remarks. Love xxx

$:-\$

Kristina Bristol Escort · « **Reply #2397 on:** 29 February 2012, 05:53:22 pm »

This is the same idiot that keeps contacting me - I think his outcome is small cock humiliation.

wendyanne · « **Reply #2398 on:** 29 February 2012, 06:07:45 pm »

wait till you get the rest of his emails you will be chuckiling your head of belive me they get worse and funnier

ladyjennaj · « **Reply #2399 on:** 29 February 2012, 06:26:28 pm »

Quote from: Friday on 29 February 2012, 01:16:20 pm

I require your remarks/opinion , as you are an escort, also well experienced which makes you most suitable for providing a remark/opinion.

If you kindly could make your HONEST and TRUE remarks. I've a micro-cock and my cock is exceptionally tiny, there are 3 pic in my profile if you could kindly view them of ERECTED cock.

I?m specifically concerned with penetrative sex and how the women feels doing sex with my cock. So while making remarks assume if YOU are doing it, whether would you feel cock inside u, feel it touching the right places in vagina, feel it humping in vagina OR wont feel it inside u. As most say sex is all about clit stimulation, but as per the info I?ve gathered over net, it says penetration is also equally pleasurable for women when her vaginal walls are rubbed by cock as she has most nerve endings in vagina AND also that she also enjoys the cock cumming inside her. So in brief if you kindly tell as to how would you feel if doing my cock.

Your remarks will help me a lot, as to generally understand my potential and as well as to what extend a women would get pleasured with my cock size, to what extend would she get turned off and how you actually think of it, or even laugh on it. So please be honest, no matter how harsh you think your remarks are.

Much much thanks for your time and for sincere and honest remarks. Love xxx

$:-\$

This same loser keeps sending me the same message!

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