I had this one last night.
" Hi, I am married, 32, bisexual, slim, brown hair, blue eyes. I am looking for someone to go to a bisexual party with me. We would share a lot of men. How much?, it would be 8pm to 1am" Sounds like a plan!
Also, "I have seen your pics and you look well lush. I am really into you. Fancy a free fuck? I'm totally skint but I think your sexy"". Please rush round! [I also updated the spelling]