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Mirror

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #13380 on: 15 April 2019, 08:20:55 am »
Quote from: CelesteManchester on 14 April 2019, 09:54:42 pm
Mirror ~
Let me get this straight:
He wants an appointment with you.
Refuses to give you an address.
Calls you at the time of the booking, asking where you are.

I can't begin to list the things that are wrong with this! WTF??

Once again, I have my head in my hands (& let's not forget the no deposit thing).

The bit which got me was the 'check me out on AW to show I'm genuine, nice, reliable......'

Perfect display of how AW feedback (although I didn't look) is superceded by actually talking and communicating with the person.
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saltysweet

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #13381 on: 15 April 2019, 08:03:20 pm »
The international how long can we keep this up? championships ;D

Nob - I'd like a massage >:(
Me - Which one? ;D
Nob - I'd like a massage >:(
Me - Which one? ;D
Nob - I'd like a massage >:(
Me - Which one? ;D
Nob - You're very irritating >:( >:( >:( (hangs up)




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EvelynWho

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #13382 on: 15 April 2019, 08:10:24 pm »
Today’s ridiculously pointless message :
“When are you coming here ?”
... nothing else, just that. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
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Rosesugar

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #13383 on: 15 April 2019, 08:31:17 pm »
The perception some of the clowns have of escorts is so bad.
Or maybe they address all women the same way  who knows!
We are meant to be telapathic that's for sure and we understand their ridiculous  primitive effort at communication  :FF
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #13384 on: 16 April 2019, 06:14:45 pm »
Quote from: geordie on 13 April 2019, 03:59:55 pm
‘Would you take a sleeve of 200 ciggies as payment’

Classy!!
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Gypsy

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #13385 on: 16 April 2019, 09:44:13 pm »
I'll pay you 40 to run over my fingers with your car.

 ??? ??? ???
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #13386 on: 20 April 2019, 04:07:53 pm »
I got a text today telling me to go to a hotel this evening and would I sniff with him!
I've had such stupid callers whom clearly aren't genuine. It's clearly the Easter bank holiday for bored guys  :FF
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Gypsy

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #13387 on: 20 April 2019, 09:40:10 pm »
Quote from: Sugar xxx on 20 April 2019, 04:07:53 pm
I got a text today telling me to go to a hotel this evening and would I sniff with him!
I've had such stupid callers whom clearly aren't genuine. It's clearly the Easter bank holiday for bored guys  :FF

For anyone to purposefully waste another's time they're seriously sad - proper losers    ::)

I had one this morning clearly timewasting.

Utterly pathetic.
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Mirror

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #13388 on: 20 April 2019, 10:17:15 pm »
Received a text last night telling me he's a genuine man, not someone who will waste my time.

My ads ask not to use text.

I did answer, started to take details then went to bed.

Finished off details this morning for him to say 'changed my mind'.

All texts were polite, I'd signposted to my website which he read (or at least enough to see what I needed).

Just so amusing to say 'Won't waste your time' then back out.

If I had £1 for every person who said 'I'm genuine' or 'I'll be there' or 'I'm not a timewaster' I'd have made twice as much money as I have done.
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PissedOffPrincess

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #13389 on: 24 April 2019, 05:28:07 pm »
Him by Text

I rang u 2day ur in a hotel could u go sumwear else other girls stay in a house in the town

Me

where would u like me to go

Him

Im not sure yet
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Braziliana

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #13390 on: 24 April 2019, 05:53:42 pm »
Quote from: PissedOffPrincess on 24 April 2019, 05:28:07 pm
...I rang u 2day ur in a hotel could u go sumwear else other girls stay in a house in the town...
"Oh sure!  For you, random stranger, of course I will..."
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PissedOffPrincess

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #13391 on: 24 April 2019, 05:56:33 pm »
I thought he was going to suggest an out call to his place lololol  :FF
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PissedOffPrincess

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #13392 on: 24 April 2019, 06:17:38 pm »
Another one tries to book an outcall because his car has broken down but has not got a way to pay a deposit.
Well getting in a taxi and coming to me is a lot cheaper the my outcall fee ffs I nearly believed he was genuine but no deposit no out

Staying sweet and calm  :angel:
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CelesteManchester

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #13393 on: 24 April 2019, 07:34:27 pm »
Princess ~
I get these calls too😡.
They play 20 questions with my availability & when I try & pin them down to a time, they say, "oh I don't know when I can get away today. I just wanted to know if you were working/around/available."

My ever simmering temper tends to snap (sigh) & that's when I politely (sometimes) tell them that's fine, but I very well may be busy &/or scheduled if/when they call back. Sometimes they bite, sometimes they don't, but I refuse to play that game these men.
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SimplySinful

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #13394 on: 24 April 2019, 08:36:33 pm »
If they can’t come back after a couple of emails with a firm date/time they can fuck off as far as I’m concerned.

I’m not a truck stop waiting for passers by.
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