i'm up to my ears today in geographers today:
EXHIBIT1: guy who seemed pretty cool and normal over email, says he'll let me know the hotel address when he knows it, i stupidly assume it'll be in Paris which is where i very clearly advertise myself as working in, surprise surprise he's booked an ibis budget IN A DIFFERENT BLOODY CITY then, as if to add insult to injury the hotel isn't even next to the bloody station, he expects me to get a train then a bus, about 90mins each way for an hour meet. told him off for taking the piss bloody cheapskate idiot.
EXHIBIT2: "Hi 'ive just moved to Enghein (someplace i've never heard of) and looking for a stress free blojob"
me: (assuming it's a street or residence) "Never heard of it but my tarif is XXX"
Exhibit 2: "it's a town lol!"
me: "well go find an escort from Enghein then!"
EXHIBIT 3 - username is selfdef
really really long email about his foot fetish then offers me some "free self defense lessons" where he can teach me how to kick someone (spoiler: it's him) in the bollocks really well "because a lot of girls actually miss the testes when they kick"
me, having had enough today: "I study boxing and MMA and if you think i can't locate a man testicles you obviously don't understand what it is I do"
EXHBIT4 : "horrendously long and awful poetry saying he wants a BDSM meet"
me: "yeah, sure, my tarif is XXX"
EX4 "i don't believe in paying for sex"
me: "ok, please don't send any more escorts your terrible poetry then please, i'm drowning in fools right now"
EX4: abusive mail calling me a whore (shock horrer) and saying my ad should make it more obvious what i am! I'm not legally able to use the word escort but i didn't think i could make it more bloody obvious what i do!
good thing i havn't had any appointments today really, i'm not feeling the least bit like the charming sophistcated culture vulture i advertise myself as. Normally i just ignore these fools, must be me hormones lol
