Email received: 'Hi Angela, are you free for an outcall tonight?'
Time email sent: Twelve minutes past midnight.
What IS it with these people??!

On the flip side
I got a call a while ago at one thirty in the morning.
Outcall request
I was comfy in bed so I quoted a silly amount.
He agreed, I arrived at 2am.
and he wanted to negotiate...Hummmm.
"So it's silly amount for an hour? and silly amount for every additional hour?"
I nod in agreement!
He walked into his kitchen, then back out
holding a pile of  money.

"Will you stay till 7am for a very silly amount of money?"
Um....that will be a "   yes" 

On the flip side
I got a call a while ago at one thirty in the morning.
Outcall request to Chingford {20 minute drive}
I was comfy in bed so I quoted ?300 for an hour.  {?50 above my rate for there coz of the time}
He agreed, I arrived at 2am.
and he wanted to negotiate...Hummmm.
"So it's ?300 for the hour? and ?300 for every additional hour?"
Jodie thinks 'no, it's "200 per subsequent hour' but I nod in agreement
He walked into his kitchen, then back out
holding a pile of  ?20's.

"Will you stay till 7am for ?1400?"
Um....that will be a "   yes" 

Woo hoo!!! Nice one Jodie:-)

Coty x

They just don't think. Had one last night at 1.30am asking if I can be at Canary Wharf in the next 20 mins!
Teleportation not my strong point yet.

The boys regularly expect me to spread wings and fly 

i have a large thick piece of scottish steak between my legs which i am really good at using.

Bleuuurgh!

Coty, how could you resist?!

Quote from: Coty on 07 July 2011, 01:01:25 pm

i have a large thick piece of scottish steak between my legs which i am really good at using.

Bleuuurgh!

Coty, how could you resist?!

LMAO...I don't know...I'm so hard on myself sometimes!


Coty xxx

Anyone else had this tempting offer?

Hello Coty , you have a fantastic body and no way your in your 50s !! How do you fancy meeting a nice looking 36 year white Scottish guy get to know me and do some swinging together. I am very clean hold a good job in the London area. And to top it off i have a large thick piece of scottish steak between my legs which i am really good at using. Xx

John xx

well how do you fancy going out for a bite to eat and drink with this nice looking Scottish guy then and we can have a good chat xx

John

He's not giving up without a fight for his freebie! LOL
Idiot!

Coty xxx

Funny how one little text can be so darn cheeky!

Text: You've been sent his by mobile numer *******. Their virgin movile is out of credit, so they'd love it if you could call them back

 

And this delightful email

Hi, im looking at 1 hour for ?100 i live in Fife but im 15 is that cool with you ? cheers kyle.

and this delightfull telephone conversation

"Hello is that the advert of the internet?" 

"Hi honey,

After looking at your profile,i strongly belive that you need a personal website! I can do it for you and you can pay me either by cash or by sex. I charge just ?200 to do a very nice website!

Pls let me know!"

Er...? Perhaps not!