One my friend got yesterday...   As others say 'head-desk'

Him:

Hello,

First of all, congratulations to your page, it looks very nice:)
My name is Marco, 30 yo decent guy, writing from Italy.
I was wondering if there is any way we can meet in Italy during this incoming 2011 summer.

If this is something possible, please let me know and we will take it from here.
Thanks for your attention.
Sincerely,
Marco

My friend:

LOL u sent the same email to my friend. Word for word.

Him:

i know because i am contacting girls i like.

marco

My friend:

Lol u wont get very far, are u even asking to book anyone?

Him:

no lucy im seeing girls id love to meet and send this "unique" invitation, more mature girls are up for an international meeting lol

what can I do if English girls are the best in this world?

you just try to see them anywhere you are:)

marco

My friend:

LOL i hope you DONT fool anyone to agree!

One my friend got yesterday...   As others say 'head-desk'

Him:

Hello,

First of all, congratulations to your page, it looks very nice:)
My name is Marco, 30 yo decent guy, writing from Italy.
I was wondering if there is any way we can meet in Italy during this incoming 2011 summer.

If this is something possible, please let me know and we will take it from here.
Thanks for your attention.
Sincerely,
Marco

I got this as well, and yep, didn't bother replying either! You can always tell a stupid pointless spammer, can't you? "Decent guy", pfft. Try actually paying for the services you'd like to receive, you absolute twazzock.

A wonderful call I got today, I swear AW should make guys do an IQ test before they join... Then again I'd be doing myself out of money if they did!

Him: Hi! I saw your ad on Adultwork
Me: Hi, would you like an appointment today?
Him: Yeah, what do you look like?
Me:Did you see my pics on AW?
Him: Yeah
Me: I look like that.
Him: Oh, ok how much?
Me: Did you see the prices on AW?
Him: Yeah
Me: That's how much, the times available are on there too

And then he made a booking lol!

XxX

A wonderful call I got today, I swear AW should make guys do an IQ test before they join... Then again I'd be doing myself out of money if they did!

Him: Hi! I saw your ad on Adultwork
Me: Hi, would you like an appointment today?
Him: Yeah, what do you look like?
Me:Did you see my pics on AW?
Him: Yeah
Me: I look like that.
Him: Oh, ok how much?
Me: Did you see the prices on AW?
Him: Yeah
Me: That's how much, the times available are on there too

And then he made a booking lol!

XxX

Good handling! So has he visited yet, and if so could he work the doorbell, toilet etc. without help?

Quote from: JessiBlack on 07 June 2011, 02:37:21 pm

A wonderful call I got today, I swear AW should make guys do an IQ test before they join... Then again I'd be doing myself out of money if they did!

Him: Hi! I saw your ad on Adultwork
Me: Hi, would you like an appointment today?
Him: Yeah, what do you look like?
Me:Did you see my pics on AW?
Him: Yeah
Me: I look like that.
Him: Oh, ok how much?
Me: Did you see the prices on AW?
Him: Yeah
Me: That's how much, the times available are on there too

And then he made a booking lol!

XxX

Good handling! So has he visited yet, and if so could he work the doorbell, toilet etc. without help?

Lol funny you should mention doorbells! He's one of those people who press continuously until they get an answer... bloody infuriating! He preformed admirably with the light switch... if nowhere else lol!

XxX   

Not so much a 'How not to book an escort' as a 'How to make an escorts jaw drop to the floor with your sheer, mind boggling arrogance'.

Client had booked via AW several days ago for an incall at 2pm today. I repeated TWICE in my emails that he would need to ring me by 10am this morning to confirm and get location details.

So 10am comes and goes, no phonecall.  At 11.15pm I then take another appointment from a different  chap for a 2pm appointment.

1o minutes ago my phone rings, it is my lovely AW 'client'.

Him: 'Hi Simone, I'm just ringing to get your location details for our meeting at 2pm'
Me: (I'm having a bad week and fools are not being suffered gladly) 'Is there any particular reason why you failed to confirm this morning like  I asked you to'?
Him: 'Oh I didn't think you would really be bothered with that sort of thing when it came down to it, I know what you girls are like' 

He found out precisely what us girls are 'Like' when I told him his appointment was cancelled and NEVER to contact me again !! Grrrrrrrrr

A call, yesterday, 13:30
Haggler...

Got this one this morning, i havent emailed back yet to tell him if i wanted any work done i would pay someone like anyone else and if he wants to book me id much rather cash.  I think these emails are alittle sad.

'hi
I am a profesional builder and often do work for working girls in exchange for their services. If you have anything that needs doing please let me know and we can help eachother out.

hope to hear from you soon

Knob'

Kayci X