Just had a 2 hour booking with someone who didn’t have an aw account.

He was soft the whole booking but wanted to “deep throat and face fuck” the whole time. He smelt strongly of cigarettes, had no teeth and wasn’t the nicest of guy.  I had to finish 20 mins early because there’s only so much sucking on a limp dick I can take.


 I wish there was an app that would describe a client before they turned up lol

I think I've posted about this before, but I once had a bloke turn up for a 90 minute booking whose phone would not stop ringing with some crappy dadrock song I vaguely recognised - it started about fifteen minutes in and just kept going. I told him to answer it and he wouldn't (it was his wife apparently), ten minutes or so later I told him again and he still wouldn't even though I said there might have been an emergency or something. I asked him why he couldn't put it on silent and he said he didn't know how.

About half an hour after that and it still going over and over again I got up, picked the thing up, walked out of the room and tossed it in the laundry bag in the bathroom with the towels, then shut both doors on it. I would have thrown it out the window otherwise.